Ever Been Caught Looking @ Porn By Your Parents?
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Another one.
Im serving time in Santa Clara Co. William F. James Boys Ranch in Morgan Hill, this is 1993. I caught a six month stay up there for some bullshit.
ANYWAY... in the ranch you work one week, and the next week you go to school (school is from 8am-5pm, ALL DAM DAY) Im in the computer class, kickin it, writin a letter to moms. The teacher had the class set up that all 15 of us in there on the computers had a clear view of her desk, and of the bathroom door. This is so that she was able to watch us closely (we were locked up). This white kid named Jared gets up and goes to the bathroom, we think nothin of it. Its a normal thing. We were all too deep in letter writing and playing good ol' Oregon Trail. All of a sudden we hear a "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CUZ!??!?!?" EVERYBODY in the classroom turns in the direction of the bathroom in that split second and we see the whiteboy Jared (who had a mullet haircut by the way), he had his pants all the way down and had taken one leg out of his pants. His free leg was on the toilet seat and he was standing up balancing. Dude was wackin his shit from behind (he was bent over a lil so that he could yany his shit from behind) It was straight COMEDY!! The homie that caught him, Chico "C-co" Stokes (R.I.P.) was clownin that fool saying he was doing some "yoga" jackin off. HA HA HA HA. I seen that fool a few years later in the county jail, and I brought that shit up, and me and the homies had a few laughs at that shit as adults. That fool didnt come to the yard in like a week when that shit came out...
Im serving time in Santa Clara Co. William F. James Boys Ranch in Morgan Hill, this is 1993. I caught a six month stay up there for some bullshit.
ANYWAY... in the ranch you work one week, and the next week you go to school (school is from 8am-5pm, ALL DAM DAY) Im in the computer class, kickin it, writin a letter to moms. The teacher had the class set up that all 15 of us in there on the computers had a clear view of her desk, and of the bathroom door. This is so that she was able to watch us closely (we were locked up). This white kid named Jared gets up and goes to the bathroom, we think nothin of it. Its a normal thing. We were all too deep in letter writing and playing good ol' Oregon Trail. All of a sudden we hear a "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CUZ!??!?!?" EVERYBODY in the classroom turns in the direction of the bathroom in that split second and we see the whiteboy Jared (who had a mullet haircut by the way), he had his pants all the way down and had taken one leg out of his pants. His free leg was on the toilet seat and he was standing up balancing. Dude was wackin his shit from behind (he was bent over a lil so that he could yany his shit from behind) It was straight COMEDY!! The homie that caught him, Chico "C-co" Stokes (R.I.P.) was clownin that fool saying he was doing some "yoga" jackin off. HA HA HA HA. I seen that fool a few years later in the county jail, and I brought that shit up, and me and the homies had a few laughs at that shit as adults. That fool didnt come to the yard in like a week when that shit came out...
yea, the vid he posted is a fat chick masturbating and her mom walks in. Looks like it was shot from a webcam so the quality is bad.....but I saw a picture on the side there for a video clip of some chicks guts spillin out her asshole and it was a wrap....nasty.......
edit...there was also a video with a collection of some dude whacking off straight in front of women in public.....in stairwells, in the park, in his car with chicks walking by, on the bus, like right beside chicks and some noticed, some didnt.....that shit aint cool.....
edit...there was also a video with a collection of some dude whacking off straight in front of women in public.....in stairwells, in the park, in his car with chicks walking by, on the bus, like right beside chicks and some noticed, some didnt.....that shit aint cool.....
i wouldnt necessarily stroke it up and down per say, but instead mines would be rubbing it like a magic genie lamp. the shit was easier to do, cuz if someone came in the room while i was watching some tiddy elvira, i could just be still with sheets and the person taht walked in wouldnt notice. and then i could resume.
but, yea eventually you get caught, so you jsut learn to get a stopper on the bottom of the door, or a towel.
any type of sex is overated anyways, it comes and goes, and you feel like a normal human afte the fact and not a fuckin animal, tahts why im celibate. practicing celibacy is the greatest thing cuz you dont have any disctractions and you can focus on the things that are really important in your life.
but, yea eventually you get caught, so you jsut learn to get a stopper on the bottom of the door, or a towel.
any type of sex is overated anyways, it comes and goes, and you feel like a normal human afte the fact and not a fuckin animal, tahts why im celibate. practicing celibacy is the greatest thing cuz you dont have any disctractions and you can focus on the things that are really important in your life.
