Craziest thing you ever seen in the ghetto

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JAPE

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One of the funniest things I saw in the ghetto was a smoker eat a shit sandwich for a fucking $20 piece. That dude ate that motherfucking sandwich like it was nothing. Shit tripped me the fuck out.
I would paid him 20 extra dollars to see that shit.
 

JAPE

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^that shit was hella confusing.. so what the were shooting at you or at eachother?? they hit they arms on the toll booth?? i wonder if they broke.
 
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I was in the Philippines on vacation with my girl and her family one time. We were riding in a van and our driver took a shortcut thru a ghetto ass part and told us to lock our doors. There was a Benz 2 cars in front of us. Next thing you know it a group of 10 muthafuckas in black rags covering theyre mouths ran up on the benz and surrounded it with pistols pointing in broad daylight.

Had them get out the car, strip and take what they could in the load and left the car then scattered in a matter of 5 minutes. I was trippin the fuck out! I trusted the driver since it was my girls uncle and we wasnt rollin in a dope ride in the ghetto of a third world country. looked like the truck robbery scene in City Of God.
 
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LOL WHEN I WAS A KID MY POP'S N UNCLE TOOK MY COUSIN AND I TO SKID ROW IN L.A,WHILE WE WERE VISITING FAMILY DOWN THERE.MY LIL COUSIN WAS ACTING ALL TOUGH SO MY UNCLE SAID SON IF YOUR THAT BAD WHY DONT YOU GET OUT AND WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK LOL.IF ANY OF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO SKID ROW IN LA IS BLOCK TO BLOCK CRACKHEAD'S, BASEHEAD'S,JUNKIEES, YOU NAME IT ZOMBIES LOL ITS FUCKED UP.SO MY DUMB ASS COUSIN JUMPED OUT THE CAR LOL WE WERE BOTH 12 AT THE TIME.SO MY UNCLE STARTS PULLING AWAY AND MY COUSIN STARTS RUNNING AFTER US LOL.DAM HE WAS LOOKING LIKE WALTER PAYTON.MY UNCLE DROVE A BLOCK AND A HALF AND WE WERE ALL LAUGHING AT HIM.SO HE GOT BACK INTO THE CAR AND SAID I WASNT SCARRED LOL.

SKID ROW IS FUCKED UP SO WAS THE DOWNTOWN GREYHOUND STATION BEFORE THEY REMODLED IT. I TOOK THE BUS A FEW TIMES FROM SAN JO TO VEGAS WHEN I WAS IN MY EARLY 20TIES. NEVER AGAIN .WHEN I WAS WAITING TO TRANSFER BUESES IN L.A I REMBER PIMP'S USED TO GET CHICKS STRAIT OFF THE BUS.RUN A LIL GAME AND LEAVE WITH EM.HAHA FIGHTS, STABBINGS,MUTHERFUCKERS SMOKING CRACK ALL IN THAT BUS STATION....
 

Gas One

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that greyhound station is still fucked up. i seen a white dude walk left of the station and a greyhound security guard ran after him, caught up with him, and was like "DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR GOING? YOU DONT WANNA DO THAT"'

he told the security dude he was looking for a liquor store and dude told him 'no'
 
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When i was little we were smokin this blunt in a random car we just hopped in we were 6ths grade... my boy pushed this bum over and was like yo we smokin a blunt in here. the bum was like can i hit it? and my boy was like nah but you can have this rock.. and gave him some crack he started loading that shit and im like im gettin out. i got out but wanted to hit the weed so i got back in.. the dude pulled out a knife and was like i should stab you for making me drop my crack.. im like WOW this dude like 45 im 11 or 12 tryin to smoke my blunt and go to school.. so we get done and hop out and my other homeboy opens the door and is like "Hey!" dude looks over and my boy socked the shit outa dude. he got out pulled the knife and my boys just fuckin jumped him and stomped him out.. that was one of the first things i saw from a ghetto considering i didnt grow up ina ghetto. just like a mile away from it...



Seen this little boy get shot in the dome right around the block from there.. the dude that did it ran by and was muggin



Am i the only one that read this and laughed...

are you serious man?

cmooooon hell nah
if you aint jokin i can never take you serious...cause thats on some high ass fairy tale shit
 
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I SEEN THIS ONE BUM AT 7-11 SHIT HIS PANTS TRYIN TO BUY SHIT WITH A STOLEN CREDIT CARD N KEPT GETTIN DENIED, SMELLIN LIKE SHIT HOLDIN UP THE LINE IN THE STORE.
 
Apr 26, 2003
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I SEEN THIS ONE BUM AT 7-11 SHIT HIS PANTS TRYIN TO BUY SHIT WITH A STOLEN CREDIT CARD N KEPT GETTIN DENIED, SMELLIN LIKE SHIT HOLDIN UP THE LINE IN THE STORE.
I bet you pretty pissed not to have your food right away, huh fat shit? A homeless guy huh? Damn its grimey as fuck in Boise...I heard Napolean Dynamite be usin his skills on motherfuckers out that bitch, huh fat shit? Motherfuckers stealin potatos and shit in Idaho, huh fat shit?
 
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When I was like 10 or 11 I seen this Vito straight freaking out looking for a quarter in some gravel. 8 years later I got with her daughter n now I got 3 kids wit her. R.I.P to my mother in law
 
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I bet you pretty pissed not to have your food right away, huh fat shit? A homeless guy huh? Damn its grimey as fuck in Boise...I heard Napolean Dynamite be usin his skills on motherfuckers out that bitch, huh fat shit? Motherfuckers stealin potatos and shit in Idaho, huh fat shit?
HUH FAT SHIT??? I WAS IN SAN DIEGO BITCH.. U PIECE OF SHIT HATER. LOG OFF UR GAY PORN. UR ON HERE WAY TOO MUCH. GO EAT SHIT N DIE. HUH FAGBOY. GET THE FUCK OFF MY NUTS.