Craziest thing you ever seen in the ghetto
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the swat team barged in my relatives house when i was doing my homework. i lived with her at the time when i was like 16. the people living downstairs had some big time drug dealer staying in their spot or something and they thought it was one address. Had m-16s all in my face my relative started freaking out and screaming. she didn't think they were really police she just flipped out. i had to calm her down.
hella bums shooting heroin in eachothers neck right in front of my grandmas when i was on my way to school.
hella bums shooting heroin in eachothers neck right in front of my grandmas when i was on my way to school.
like 7 years ago at the glow in sf (i think it was the glow, that main under 18 club) when i was alot younger i saw these two bums beating the SHIT out of each other like right on the side of the spot down a ways. They were throwin, at one point one of the bums took one of those wooden crate things (like you see at the back of safeway, but a smaller one) and cracked it over the other dudes head. it must have been some plywood cuz it didn't k/o him, but after sum more arguning, i swear to god they startted to fuckin kiss each other. fucking craziest shit i ever seen; there was a kid from out of the area visiting wit us and all that was said was "only in san francisco". shit was wild
CHILL'N' ON THE BLOCC (WALNUT ST.) AT MY GRANDMAS HOUSE IN SANTA ANA AT LIKE 2 IN THE MORNING AND SEEN A GANG OF CRACCHEADS JUMP INTO A HUGE ASS BUSH HIDE'N' FROM THE J-BOEGS!!! POLICE ROLLED BY HELLA SLOW SHINE'N' THEIR LIGHTS ON THE BUSH AND DID NOT SEE 1 CRACKHEAD!!!
AFTER THE J-BOEGS PASSED ALL THEM CRACCHEADS CREPT OUT THE BUSH!!!
SHIT REMINDED OF THEM MEXICANS TRY'N' TO GET SMUGGLED INTO THE COUNTRY BY TRUCK AND GET'N' PULLED OVER THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MASS PEOPLE COME OUT THAT TRUCC!!! SHIT HAD ME ROLL'N'!!!
SEEN SOME BUM SIT'N' ON A BUS STOP WITH HIS DICC PULLED OUT AND PISS'N' ON CHRISTMAS MORNING!!!!
AFTER THE J-BOEGS PASSED ALL THEM CRACCHEADS CREPT OUT THE BUSH!!!
SHIT REMINDED OF THEM MEXICANS TRY'N' TO GET SMUGGLED INTO THE COUNTRY BY TRUCK AND GET'N' PULLED OVER THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MASS PEOPLE COME OUT THAT TRUCC!!! SHIT HAD ME ROLL'N'!!!
SEEN SOME BUM SIT'N' ON A BUS STOP WITH HIS DICC PULLED OUT AND PISS'N' ON CHRISTMAS MORNING!!!!
Downtown LA, saw a bum walking backwards across the crosswalk, while pissing at the same time.
Milwaukee, saw an old burned fucked up house, like the one they burned in 8 Mile. But for some reason there were hella people just posting in there and on the porch and shit. That was odd.
Vallejo, at the Crest, I was driving late one night, minding my own business, when a suv dove past me going like 100 mph down Fairgrounds, followed by like 8 cop cars. I almost got ran off the damn road.
Vallejo, Old Town, Marin St. by Nations. Crackhead walking at night with shorts and no shirt, twirling nunchucks around like Michealangelo.
That's all I can think of right now.
Milwaukee, saw an old burned fucked up house, like the one they burned in 8 Mile. But for some reason there were hella people just posting in there and on the porch and shit. That was odd.
Vallejo, at the Crest, I was driving late one night, minding my own business, when a suv dove past me going like 100 mph down Fairgrounds, followed by like 8 cop cars. I almost got ran off the damn road.
Vallejo, Old Town, Marin St. by Nations. Crackhead walking at night with shorts and no shirt, twirling nunchucks around like Michealangelo.
That's all I can think of right now.
Comin back from a party goin to my homies parked car then seeing it burned out and being towed away. Some fuckers threw kind of like a molotow cocktail on it...
Seeing my homie Slymon chasing police officers down the street with a samurai sword. They came in the morning with a warrent and he was not having it. Well, he didn't hurt nobody and ended up being arrested and is still in prison. Maybe I can find the TV report on it, shit was funny as...
Seeing my homie Slymon chasing police officers down the street with a samurai sword. They came in the morning with a warrent and he was not having it. Well, he didn't hurt nobody and ended up being arrested and is still in prison. Maybe I can find the TV report on it, shit was funny as...
When i was little we were smokin this blunt in a random car we just hopped in we were 6ths grade... my boy pushed this bum over and was like yo we smokin a blunt in here. the bum was like can i hit it? and my boy was like nah but you can have this rock.. and gave him some crack he started loading that shit and im like im gettin out. i got out but wanted to hit the weed so i got back in.. the dude pulled out a knife and was like i should stab you for making me drop my crack.. im like WOW this dude like 45 im 11 or 12 tryin to smoke my blunt and go to school.. so we get done and hop out and my other homeboy opens the door and is like "Hey!" dude looks over and my boy socked the shit outa dude. he got out pulled the knife and my boys just fuckin jumped him and stomped him out.. that was one of the first things i saw from a ghetto considering i didnt grow up ina ghetto. just like a mile away from it...
Seen this little boy get shot in the dome right around the block from there.. the dude that did it ran by and was muggin
Seen this little boy get shot in the dome right around the block from there.. the dude that did it ran by and was muggin
Found a video of my homie but not the one about this case. This was part of a documentary about our neighborhood. They visited him YA. Shit was before the samurai shit happened. It's in German though, but he shows off his Fuck The World Tatt haha http://www.spiegel.de/video/video-55765.html
hood 2 hood host: say mayne, what was the most grimey shit you done seen in north vallejo, homie?
iller than ill: shit, around two years ago, i seen a nigga waiting on top of his house with a sniper rifle, looking to let some rounds off you feel me. then earlier this month, i done seen a 17 year old kid layin on the ground with hella gunshot wounds...
hood 2 hood host: damn homie, what was the story behind that mayne?
iller than ill: shit man, i can't really speak on no story. i just heard some gunshots like * pow pow pow * then i'm off to pick up some round table pizza for my family you feel me? so the polices get to the crime scene as i leave to pick up dinner, and i just seen dude lying there motionless with gunshot wounds.
iller than ill: shit, around two years ago, i seen a nigga waiting on top of his house with a sniper rifle, looking to let some rounds off you feel me. then earlier this month, i done seen a 17 year old kid layin on the ground with hella gunshot wounds...
hood 2 hood host: damn homie, what was the story behind that mayne?
iller than ill: shit man, i can't really speak on no story. i just heard some gunshots like * pow pow pow * then i'm off to pick up some round table pizza for my family you feel me? so the polices get to the crime scene as i leave to pick up dinner, and i just seen dude lying there motionless with gunshot wounds.
LAST NIGHT AT A PARTY. SOME FAG ASS WIGGER DUDE,
HES TELLIN THIS STORY BOUT "YEA I LEFT THE GAME AND I WAS ROLLIN THROUGH THE TENDERLOIN, AND I HAD MY RIDE ON CHROME BUMPIN MY SHIT HELA LOUD, AND THESE POOR ASS PEOPLE ARE JUST STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET! I WAS ALL SWERVING ALMOST RUNNING FOOLS OVER, I WASNT ABOUT TO STOP ON THAT STREET"
LOL AND MY BOY STRAIGHT MADE HIM SHUT UP(MY BOY GREW UP IN FRISCO RIGHT BY MARKET ST.). HE WAS LIKE "SO THEY WERE POOR?, HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE POOR" AND DUDE WAS LIKE "DUDE, ITS A HELLA BAD NEIGHBOR HOOD,IT'S NOTHIN BUT CRACK HEADS DOWN IN THERE DUDE, OVIOUSLY YOU DONT KNOW WHERE IM TALKIN ABOUT" SO MY BOY WAS LIKE "NIGGA I LIVED THERE FOR 6 YEARS, SO TRUTH IS YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU TALKIN ABOUT" LOL! DUDE SHUT UP REEEEEAL QUICK. I JUST HATE IGNORANT ASS MUTHAFUCKAS THAT THINK LIKE THAT.
HES TELLIN THIS STORY BOUT "YEA I LEFT THE GAME AND I WAS ROLLIN THROUGH THE TENDERLOIN, AND I HAD MY RIDE ON CHROME BUMPIN MY SHIT HELA LOUD, AND THESE POOR ASS PEOPLE ARE JUST STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET! I WAS ALL SWERVING ALMOST RUNNING FOOLS OVER, I WASNT ABOUT TO STOP ON THAT STREET"
LOL AND MY BOY STRAIGHT MADE HIM SHUT UP(MY BOY GREW UP IN FRISCO RIGHT BY MARKET ST.). HE WAS LIKE "SO THEY WERE POOR?, HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE POOR" AND DUDE WAS LIKE "DUDE, ITS A HELLA BAD NEIGHBOR HOOD,IT'S NOTHIN BUT CRACK HEADS DOWN IN THERE DUDE, OVIOUSLY YOU DONT KNOW WHERE IM TALKIN ABOUT" SO MY BOY WAS LIKE "NIGGA I LIVED THERE FOR 6 YEARS, SO TRUTH IS YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU TALKIN ABOUT" LOL! DUDE SHUT UP REEEEEAL QUICK. I JUST HATE IGNORANT ASS MUTHAFUCKAS THAT THINK LIKE THAT.
