Craziest thing you ever seen in the ghetto
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oh, ive mentioned this before, but we caught the homie gettin his dick sucked by his fat sister with sugar and butter next to the bed.
id say thats kinda crazy.
we told his dad tho and his dad beat him half to death while we were outside laughing about it
i bet hes grown up and he thinks hes a gangster or something now
id say thats kinda crazy.
we told his dad tho and his dad beat him half to death while we were outside laughing about it
i bet hes grown up and he thinks hes a gangster or something now
1. During the Rodney King riots a group of black guys pulled in front of my park late at night let off whole bunch of rounds randomly into the park
2. I was downtown one time and a pimp was beating his hoe senseless in an alley way. My boy yelled out something to him and he pulled out a gun and shot at us.
3. I witnessed one of my friends from high school get shot in the back of the head. I was only 5 feet away. Big ass fight between him and another guy but the guy who shot him was on a killing spree left 5 dead in SJ in one night
2. I was downtown one time and a pimp was beating his hoe senseless in an alley way. My boy yelled out something to him and he pulled out a gun and shot at us.
3. I witnessed one of my friends from high school get shot in the back of the head. I was only 5 feet away. Big ass fight between him and another guy but the guy who shot him was on a killing spree left 5 dead in SJ in one night
i was in dago and saw a 6 year old kid casually ridin a razor scooter down the street at 4 in the morning like that chappelle skit lol shit had me dyin
i seen some wild ass shit in frisco too thats probly the mecca, and the dopefiends in l.a. be doin legendary shit too
when i was in inglewood i seen a bum that looked like kunta kinte sittin on the bus stop ass nekkid swattin imaginary flies wit a big ass smile on his face that kinda shits normal down there tho lol
i seen some wild ass shit in frisco too thats probly the mecca, and the dopefiends in l.a. be doin legendary shit too
when i was in inglewood i seen a bum that looked like kunta kinte sittin on the bus stop ass nekkid swattin imaginary flies wit a big ass smile on his face that kinda shits normal down there tho lol
reminds me, ive seen a woman strip completely naked and pull a butterfly knife out of her pussy in the middle of the 'world music' section in virgin megastore in san francisco
seen bums kung fu fighting in the middle of the street
ive also seen a prostitute get stomped out by her pimp and i was in the same room, watching, and didnt say shit. it was quiet as a church mouse in there.
hmmm.
seen a fag fall in a ditch drunk and yell "FFFUUUCK MEEEE PLLEEEASE" (castro on halloween)
seen a man from a half a block away, run into a lightpole IN A STRAIGHT LINE (meaning, he ran full speed at the lightpole)
seen some fools jump out a taxi in full costume at 2am and hobble down the fucking street like monsters and it wasnt halloween
fuck talking about violence...i think we all seen that
and some of the sexual shit, i cant talk about right now
oh...ive seen someone snort something off they hand and throw up instantly all over themselves and keep it pushing like it didnt even happen. i wanna say it was heroin but ive never seen anyone throw up that quick except for some chemical shit...like pure dxm
seen bums kung fu fighting in the middle of the street
ive also seen a prostitute get stomped out by her pimp and i was in the same room, watching, and didnt say shit. it was quiet as a church mouse in there.
hmmm.
seen a fag fall in a ditch drunk and yell "FFFUUUCK MEEEE PLLEEEASE" (castro on halloween)
seen a man from a half a block away, run into a lightpole IN A STRAIGHT LINE (meaning, he ran full speed at the lightpole)
seen some fools jump out a taxi in full costume at 2am and hobble down the fucking street like monsters and it wasnt halloween
fuck talking about violence...i think we all seen that
and some of the sexual shit, i cant talk about right now
oh...ive seen someone snort something off they hand and throw up instantly all over themselves and keep it pushing like it didnt even happen. i wanna say it was heroin but ive never seen anyone throw up that quick except for some chemical shit...like pure dxm
Washington D.C. summer of 92 lil baby nigas was racing shopping carts in this ghetto ass mall and a lil 12 year old sropped pistol.
as far as ppl being shot, it would be here in Seattle but D.C. was the most ghetto city overall that I have been to. aand Puerto Rico. joren projects I aint even gonna speak on it cats el think im fibben
as far as ppl being shot, it would be here in Seattle but D.C. was the most ghetto city overall that I have been to. aand Puerto Rico. joren projects I aint even gonna speak on it cats el think im fibben
on mclaughlin in san jo out side of valley west and fairwood apts. I see sum dude beat the holy hell out his broad with a piece of wood looked like a broke 2x4. middle of a summer day from my 2nd story window. I was just watching as she screamed for help. I didn't think of calling 911 or nothing I was 11.
just went back to watching tv not wanting to go outside rest of the day
just went back to watching tv not wanting to go outside rest of the day
guy from new orleans in hood 2 hood 1: i done seen mo' bodies that vietnam, ya heard me. this is the magnolia projects, we the realest and wildest niggas, heard me...
but seriously, i think the two most grimey things i done seen around this mu'fucka was when i was in richmond. first, was when a bum got ran over on cutting, towards harbor...past the train tracks i know that. and i seen a dude pull his strap out inside hilltop mall and start dumpin rounds when i was like 12, 13...
and i don't know the story behind that, mayne.
but seriously, i think the two most grimey things i done seen around this mu'fucka was when i was in richmond. first, was when a bum got ran over on cutting, towards harbor...past the train tracks i know that. and i seen a dude pull his strap out inside hilltop mall and start dumpin rounds when i was like 12, 13...
and i don't know the story behind that, mayne.