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White People: Why are u guys stand up comics so corny?
You have to be white I guess, same reason I usually don't find women or black comics funny.

Why do u guys call ur parents by their first name?
I don't, but most probably see calling their parents "mom" or "Dad" childish.

White People: Why do u talk shit to ur parents & cuss them out?
I never did as a little kid, because I'd get my ass kicked, but at a certain age, they can't beat you anymore, so you can just vent on them.

White People: Why when ya'll get fired ya'll shoot up the bulding
They're angry? They've put in their whole lives almost working that job, and then get booted. Why do other races shoot each other?


White People: Why are majority of Serial Murderers white?
Because we have lots of free time to plan our murders. That is what makes a serial killer- fine planning. Almost all serial killers have high IQ's.

Why do white girls get upset when they get a big ass?
Because white women can't grow fine shaped asses like black women. White women's asses just turn into bags of oatmeal.
 

Chree

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#66
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Asians: Why do alotta ur females, even the light skinned 1s have some purple ass pussy lips?
 

Nuttkase

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Black people: Why do you go see every movie with a mostly black cast no matter how bad it looks from the previews? Bonus question: Then are loud as fuck the whole movie talking to your friends?

Mexican people: How is that you have a ton of fine 18-30yr old mexican women but once they hit about 35 they become fat and extra hairy?

Russian people: Why do you come to America in the thousands and then just complain about it here and how much you miss "the motherland?"
 
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Question to Asians:
Why is that Asians (besides Japanese and Koreans) all tend to drink Hennessey and Heineken? What's that about? I've been to dozens and dozens of various Asian weddings, parties, dances, new years, etc. and these are always, without exception, the drink of choice. Or is this a Seattle thing? This has been true for Chinamen, Cambodians, Thai, I am Vietnam, and Laotians.
 

DubbC415

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^^^yeah, ive only found em in one place, and its perfect, like a shell station right across from the in and out in petaluma. the icy mints and banana phillies are what im constantly on the lookout for. the menthol/cooling action is actually dope as fuck when ur hittin the blunt.


and @ nuttkase, wouldnt u say that a lot of mexicans be bringin their 5 year olds into Halloween, Rambo and shit?
 

Nuttkase

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White ppl: Why is it that you're the only ones that've been "abducted by aliens"?
True story. My mom is a psych nurse and once had a black guy tell her this story.

He was born in 1910 (this was in the early 90s he told this story, guy was about 30) to a german and irish immigrant couple. One day he was working on the farm late night when he saw bright lights and heard a big loud boom. Next thing you know he is on a spaceship that flies all around the world so he sees all the major "attractions" as in The Eiffel Tower, Egyptian Pyrimds, etc. Then took him to their home planet and made him mate with their ugliest "women" for 80 years. When non of them became impregnated by him they aliens got mad, turned him black as punishment and dropped him off in the south end of Seattle.
 

DubbC415

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#75
Question to Asians:
Why is that Asians (besides Japanese and Koreans) all tend to drink Hennessey and Heineken? What's that about? I've been to dozens and dozens of various Asian weddings, parties, dances, new years, etc. and these are always, without exception, the drink of choice. Or is this a Seattle thing? idk
Koreans dont drink hennessy? u aint heard Kim Jong Il loves hennessy! im not lyin, apparently he goes thru a couple bottles a day. (and guaranteed hes bustin it out for all his meetings and shit).
 
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mexicans rock their last name on their car cuz of pride just like all the white people who rock BUSH '0FOREVER stickers and huge american flags on their ford f-150s

asian people prolly drive japanese cars cuz they better than american cars?
 

Nuttkase

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and @ nuttkase, wouldnt u say that a lot of mexicans be bringin their 5 year olds into Halloween, Rambo and shit?
I've seen all races bring their small children into movies like that. I'd say black people and native americans do it the most though. Atleast here in WA. In some other states you guys prob. don't have as many natives lol.