Anybody got cheap friends? What's your story?

[M BUTCHER 206]

fuck that if i had a billion dollars id be up in outback every singel day takin like 3 bites of a steak and one sip of a strawberry lemonade two bites of a soup and id just bounce out and shit and tippin like 300 dollars

id stay in red lobster that shi twould become my second home

and saltys and shit down in des moines and the one on alki

 

[Stalka All Day]

when i was a child, my mother and father gave me a childrens book.

there was this chicken in the farm and shit.....nigga was bout to bake him some bread, right? so when he needed help on baking the bread, none of the other farm animals was fuckin with him. he'd go up to the cow and be like sup nigga why dont u help me mix this dough real quick? cow would be like naaawww...i gotta go jogging...hed ask the mutha fuckin ummm pigs in that bitch why dont yall help me shape up, and bake up this bread man? they was like naww naaaaaaw we smokin this blunt maybe tomorrow.

but dude really wanted his bread so he said fuck it imma do this

so he said fuck it and worked hard and mixed up the dough and everything and put it in the oven, sweatin and shit cuz of the heat... and made his bread and he made hella tasty golden brown bread right

and the shit smelled so good that it filled up the farm and the cows and the pigs smelled it and were like damn whats that? that shit smell gooooooood!

so they all start runnin towards the chickens kitchen where he cookin up and they got they mouths waterin.....

chicken told em if you aint pitch in then you aint hittin

if you aint pitch in, then you aint hittin

they was mad but.....the person who works is the person who reaps the benifits, the way i see it..i might buy a ounce of weed and naan nigga touchin naan weed...shits mine i came out the pocket 300 somethin...fuck you. i worked for that. you come out the pocket if you want somethin.

moral of the story anyone who gives me something i got them back double on the humble..but if you dont operate with that system i will eventually leave you hanging no matter how great of a friend you are. its gotta be a current thing too...you cant talk about what you did 9 years ago..

lol....i love that story, except for in the REAL one aint nobody smoking no blunts...i like ur twist...that chicken was like fuck u freeloading ass bastards...mmmhhmmm...maybe this story is why im so stingy with stingy bitches...cuz foreal, im pretty generous if its the right peoples...u know...like my bestfriend, we always get each other, but when its them broke ass folks thats always looking for donations and shit, im like fuck u...i got my own shit to worry about....i hate when people are like damn i cant pay my rent, im bout to get evicted, but um, how come u just bought a half zip and some jordans?

 

[UsA'sMostWanted]

fuck that if i had a billion dollars id be up in outback every singel day takin like 3 bites of a steak and one sip of a strawberry lemonade two bites of a soup and id just bounce out and shit and tippin like 300 dollars

id stay in red lobster that shi twould become my second home

and saltys and shit down in des moines and the one on alki

swavage, I hear you brother.

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

if i was a billionaire i wouldnt eat at hella expensive spots.. maybe like once in a while just to say you have. But id eat in normal spots.. like where i like the food not the price that would matter.. if the food's good im grubbin there and if the host/waiter is nice ill tip them a nice sum.

but its better to have your own chef.. "nigga im hungry fix me something good"

 

[Stalka All Day]

if i was a billionaire i wouldnt eat at hella expensive spots.. maybe like once in a while just to say you have. But id eat in normal spots.. like where i like the food not the price that would matter.. if the food's good im grubbin there and if the host/waiter is nice ill tip them a nice sum.

but its better to have your own chef.. "nigga im hungry fix me something good"

u know what im saying! thats baller having ur own chef

 

[autistic]

you know having your own chef costs less than you would think. I mean it's expensive if you have them cater to you 24/7 but you could just have them come through like say 2-3 hrs each week and have them cook you a gang of shit and then you just put it in the fridge or freezer until you're going to eat it. That would actually be cheaper on a monthly basis than eating out everyday.

 

[The Duke of Earl]

i hate it when you ask "hey u want anything from jack in a box" and they say "no" but want some of your food i really hate that shit.


its also funny how 10 dollars can be passed around , check it out i barrow 10 from a homie, he ends up owing 10 dollars to another home boy,that home boy owes me money. i pay back homie , homie pays back home boy ,then home boy pays me back hahahahahah