Anybody got cheap friends? What's your story?
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one of my homies is the cheapest dude i know. He works at the hospital and makes at least 28 bucks an hour. he doesnt shop anywhere but Ross, Marshalls and any other cheap defected type clothing store.
doesnt believe in going to restaurants like Applebees or Chevys to drink and eat. He go to a 99cent menu and cop a 40/pint of cognac before going in to places like that with us and just munch on free chips/salsa, breadsticks or left over shit we cant finish eating.
wont kick it if he has to drive because he hates gas prices. at the same time he can mouthpiece bitches to pick him up with 3 other girls for all of the homies to kick it.
doesnt believe in going to restaurants like Applebees or Chevys to drink and eat. He go to a 99cent menu and cop a 40/pint of cognac before going in to places like that with us and just munch on free chips/salsa, breadsticks or left over shit we cant finish eating.
wont kick it if he has to drive because he hates gas prices. at the same time he can mouthpiece bitches to pick him up with 3 other girls for all of the homies to kick it.
cheap mother fuckers make me laugh. i got this one homie who says he hates to drink but always will hit my hen or crown or remy or patron, but he always gets like a fifth of monarch vodka when he wants to supply the alcohol. what the fuck is that shit? no wonder he says he hates alcohol thats like THE worst alcohol
also i hate it when people used to come to my house cause i dont keep food in the fridge, mother fuckers always broke and always make it seem fucked up if i dont get them for food. and i always eat out usually so feeding them 5x's will end up costing me another 40 bucks and shit. its like havin a fuckin kid
i have a friend who makes me feel cheap though cause no matter what he wont let me pay for food and shit if we eat out, alwasy buys that shit even if its like 25 dollars just for me, ive known him for 15 years.
i knew the grimiest mother fucker ever for awhile dude refused to spend more than 5 dollars on a meal and made it a point to spend less than 2 dollars usually. dude would always get 1 single banquet tv dinner, which is usually on sale 1$ at safeway and would eat like one of those a day. or get a cup of noodle for all day. dude stayed grinding in and out of helal spots and jsut didnt see food as something you spent your paper on. i hated it when id be at the store and hed hit me up and ask to pick him up a beer or some shit or a gatorade and come short like 33 cents or something lol, but dude always always kept the weed blowin and the drink pourin
also i hate it when people used to come to my house cause i dont keep food in the fridge, mother fuckers always broke and always make it seem fucked up if i dont get them for food. and i always eat out usually so feeding them 5x's will end up costing me another 40 bucks and shit. its like havin a fuckin kid
i have a friend who makes me feel cheap though cause no matter what he wont let me pay for food and shit if we eat out, alwasy buys that shit even if its like 25 dollars just for me, ive known him for 15 years.
i knew the grimiest mother fucker ever for awhile dude refused to spend more than 5 dollars on a meal and made it a point to spend less than 2 dollars usually. dude would always get 1 single banquet tv dinner, which is usually on sale 1$ at safeway and would eat like one of those a day. or get a cup of noodle for all day. dude stayed grinding in and out of helal spots and jsut didnt see food as something you spent your paper on. i hated it when id be at the store and hed hit me up and ask to pick him up a beer or some shit or a gatorade and come short like 33 cents or something lol, but dude always always kept the weed blowin and the drink pourin
i remember this was back in high school
we would always be playing street football in front my homies house ..
we went up 2 his door and told him
"yo wassup man...u think we can get some water"
"i dont have any"
man ..who the fuck doesn't have water ?!
ok ok
same foo ..
we went 2 some club on tuesday .. to celebrate my homegirls birthday
and i went upstairs 2 get a drink ... but i didn't realize I couldn't go back down with a drink
so i call this foo up 2 chill with me .. he gets up there and just takes a sip outta my cup
and goes
him "man .. wtf are u drinking"
me "i dont even know .. just asked him for something strong "
him "naa maan .. ill get you something good "
so we go up the bar ..he gets 2 drinks ..cant really remember what the drink was called
and before the guy finishes he tell me " oh yeah .. i spent all my money getting in the club "
....it was 5 bucks 2 get in.....:ermm:
we would always be playing street football in front my homies house ..
we went up 2 his door and told him
"yo wassup man...u think we can get some water"
"i dont have any"
man ..who the fuck doesn't have water ?!
ok ok
same foo ..
we went 2 some club on tuesday .. to celebrate my homegirls birthday
and i went upstairs 2 get a drink ... but i didn't realize I couldn't go back down with a drink
so i call this foo up 2 chill with me .. he gets up there and just takes a sip outta my cup
and goes
him "man .. wtf are u drinking"
me "i dont even know .. just asked him for something strong "
him "naa maan .. ill get you something good "
so we go up the bar ..he gets 2 drinks ..cant really remember what the drink was called
and before the guy finishes he tell me " oh yeah .. i spent all my money getting in the club "
....it was 5 bucks 2 get in.....:ermm:
Im with the Sexual Dynamo on this one
If motherfuckers are trying to tip exactly 15% on a big ass bill I will still pick up the rest. I always tip big and I'm never stingy
But I used to be on that whole tip...breakin everyone else all the time
I lived off girl(s) + friends for a few years awhile ago...never again
It's hella easy to do if you know how but it aint worth it
Plus if a broad is dumb enough to let you do that you will eventually get sick of her and not wanna be around her anymore
Or eventually they start getting long-term ass plans...
If motherfuckers are trying to tip exactly 15% on a big ass bill I will still pick up the rest. I always tip big and I'm never stingy
But I used to be on that whole tip...breakin everyone else all the time
I lived off girl(s) + friends for a few years awhile ago...never again
It's hella easy to do if you know how but it aint worth it
Plus if a broad is dumb enough to let you do that you will eventually get sick of her and not wanna be around her anymore
Or eventually they start getting long-term ass plans...
when i was a child, my mother and father gave me a childrens book.
there was this chicken in the farm and shit.....nigga was bout to bake him some bread, right? so when he needed help on baking the bread, none of the other farm animals was fuckin with him. he'd go up to the cow and be like sup nigga why dont u help me mix this dough real quick? cow would be like naaawww...i gotta go jogging...hed ask the mutha fuckin ummm pigs in that bitch why dont yall help me shape up, and bake up this bread man? they was like naww naaaaaaw we smokin this blunt maybe tomorrow.
but dude really wanted his bread so he said fuck it imma do this
so he said fuck it and worked hard and mixed up the dough and everything and put it in the oven, sweatin and shit cuz of the heat... and made his bread and he made hella tasty golden brown bread right
and the shit smelled so good that it filled up the farm and the cows and the pigs smelled it and were like damn whats that? that shit smell gooooooood!
so they all start runnin towards the chickens kitchen where he cookin up and they got they mouths waterin.....
chicken told em if you aint pitch in then you aint hittin
if you aint pitch in, then you aint hittin
they was mad but.....the person who works is the person who reaps the benifits, the way i see it..i might buy a ounce of weed and naan nigga touchin naan weed...shits mine i came out the pocket 300 somethin...fuck you. i worked for that. you come out the pocket if you want somethin.
moral of the story anyone who gives me something i got them back double on the humble..but if you dont operate with that system i will eventually leave you hanging no matter how great of a friend you are. its gotta be a current thing too...you cant talk about what you did 9 years ago..
there was this chicken in the farm and shit.....nigga was bout to bake him some bread, right? so when he needed help on baking the bread, none of the other farm animals was fuckin with him. he'd go up to the cow and be like sup nigga why dont u help me mix this dough real quick? cow would be like naaawww...i gotta go jogging...hed ask the mutha fuckin ummm pigs in that bitch why dont yall help me shape up, and bake up this bread man? they was like naww naaaaaaw we smokin this blunt maybe tomorrow.
but dude really wanted his bread so he said fuck it imma do this
so he said fuck it and worked hard and mixed up the dough and everything and put it in the oven, sweatin and shit cuz of the heat... and made his bread and he made hella tasty golden brown bread right
and the shit smelled so good that it filled up the farm and the cows and the pigs smelled it and were like damn whats that? that shit smell gooooooood!
so they all start runnin towards the chickens kitchen where he cookin up and they got they mouths waterin.....
chicken told em if you aint pitch in then you aint hittin
if you aint pitch in, then you aint hittin
they was mad but.....the person who works is the person who reaps the benifits, the way i see it..i might buy a ounce of weed and naan nigga touchin naan weed...shits mine i came out the pocket 300 somethin...fuck you. i worked for that. you come out the pocket if you want somethin.
moral of the story anyone who gives me something i got them back double on the humble..but if you dont operate with that system i will eventually leave you hanging no matter how great of a friend you are. its gotta be a current thing too...you cant talk about what you did 9 years ago..
I got so many cheap 'friends' its ubelievable...
one certain friend comes to mind tho.. everytime we all are kickin it and drinkin we would buy 18 packs or 30 packs.. he would ALWAYS show up later to the spot with one tall can and after he drinks that start drinkin all our shit.. its one thing if your broke but this fool would have like a few hundered in his pocket and when girls would come around he would try pullin his money out and countin it and shit always talkin bout "I'm bout to buy a big ass bottle of hennessy" and I've only seen him buy one bottle of hen in my life and it was a pint...... he was/kinda is a good friend, but on the monetary side of things he's a straight bitch..
one certain friend comes to mind tho.. everytime we all are kickin it and drinkin we would buy 18 packs or 30 packs.. he would ALWAYS show up later to the spot with one tall can and after he drinks that start drinkin all our shit.. its one thing if your broke but this fool would have like a few hundered in his pocket and when girls would come around he would try pullin his money out and countin it and shit always talkin bout "I'm bout to buy a big ass bottle of hennessy" and I've only seen him buy one bottle of hen in my life and it was a pint...... he was/kinda is a good friend, but on the monetary side of things he's a straight bitch..
I'm the same way, I don't really wanna smoke alone especially if I'm with homies.....so I pull shit out....well I was doing that with my potna for a while then I got broke.....went to his house and he came up and had an O....and was like you gotta put in to hit the blunt....to me that means "I don't ever want you to smoke me out again" and I took it as that....next time I had weed I pulled that shit out in front of him and he got all excited.....his smile turned to frowns as I kept hitting the shit without passing tho.....
right now I'm on extra broke status, and I still got foos owing me hella money....my potna just pissed me off buying his son a ps3 and himself a new ipod, yet he can't pay me back? shit's lovely tho, wait till I come up, I got no obligations to noone but my son so that's the only person ever seeing another nickel outta my pocket.
right now I'm on extra broke status, and I still got foos owing me hella money....my potna just pissed me off buying his son a ps3 and himself a new ipod, yet he can't pay me back? shit's lovely tho, wait till I come up, I got no obligations to noone but my son so that's the only person ever seeing another nickel outta my pocket.
thats how many friend was. except more fucked up. im B in this situation:
Sittin at the Liquor Store
A: Could you buy me a 40?
B: What have you got me?
A: C'mon bro i need this I swear I'll get you back.
B: *checks wallet* Bro I only got 4 dollars (im bullshitting so he'll shut up)
A: Lemme get that extra dollar and I'll go get 2 dollars another way.
B: I'm not blowing an extra buck on that.
A: WOOW fool, its a fuckin dollar. Remember in 8th grade summer I bought u a tall can.
B: You gave me a buck. And that was two years ago.
A: WOOW. You're fucked up. WOOW. Just C'mon.
And that last part keeps repeating as I say no.
Sittin at the Liquor Store
A: Could you buy me a 40?
B: What have you got me?
A: C'mon bro i need this I swear I'll get you back.
B: *checks wallet* Bro I only got 4 dollars (im bullshitting so he'll shut up)
A: Lemme get that extra dollar and I'll go get 2 dollars another way.
B: I'm not blowing an extra buck on that.
A: WOOW fool, its a fuckin dollar. Remember in 8th grade summer I bought u a tall can.
B: You gave me a buck. And that was two years ago.
A: WOOW. You're fucked up. WOOW. Just C'mon.
And that last part keeps repeating as I say no.
My Dollar Tree homie I was speaking on a couple of pages ago came by the crib one time & was like "a, can u help me with this couch around the corner?" I was like "yeah". I'm thinking he was gonna pick up a couch @ one of his peoples houses. This nigga takes me up the street & wants me to help him move a couch that was dumped in an alley. I'm like "nigga what u doing?". He was examining the couch to see if it was cool enough 2 take home. I was like "nigga it aint that serious to take this shit". I know times get hard but fuck that.
I used to work @ this one company & this one dude would always call me cheap cuz I wouldn't loan him 15 cents. He would ask for 15 cents or a qaurter everyday of the week. I was like "how am I cheap when u seem to be a qauter short everyday of the week?".
One time he was bragging about some furniture he said he bought & payed 700$ for it. WOW 700$! Anyways the homie told me on the under that dude only paid like 250$ for the shit & it was midget furniture.
I used to work @ this one company & this one dude would always call me cheap cuz I wouldn't loan him 15 cents. He would ask for 15 cents or a qaurter everyday of the week. I was like "how am I cheap when u seem to be a qauter short everyday of the week?".
One time he was bragging about some furniture he said he bought & payed 700$ for it. WOW 700$! Anyways the homie told me on the under that dude only paid like 250$ for the shit & it was midget furniture.
i remember watching a interview about how donovan mcnab from the eagles is hella cheap. even tho he makes millions he still keep it ghetto. cant hate on saving money even tho you a millionaire.
even if i just became a billionaire the next day i would still eat at mcdonalds. fuck eating at a 50 dolla plate paying just for the service and presentation of the dish.
even if i just became a billionaire the next day i would still eat at mcdonalds. fuck eating at a 50 dolla plate paying just for the service and presentation of the dish.