Anybody got cheap friends? What's your story?

[V]

I gotta potna who's rediculously cheap. I remember during Valentines back in 2003 we decided 2 go to the mall & buy our girls something for Valentines.

The first thing I bought was a Valentines basket with all of the body wash shampoo etc. from Bath & Body Works. He asked me how much did I pay & I said 45$. He was like "what? U could of went to the Dollar Tree, bought all of that kind of stuff & made ur own basket".

I bought my girl a teddy bear. He asked how much I paid & I said 12$. He's like "what? U could of went to Dollar Tree & got a bear".

I bought my girl a really big V-Day card, a gift bag & stuffing paper from Hallmark & you know what this nigga says? U guessed it. I could of got it from the Dollar Tree.

The last thing I bought that day was some shit from Fredricks & I asked'em if they sold this type of shit @ the dollar tree.

He told me I spent too much money on my girl but @ the time that was my wife. This nigga is just a cheap bastard.

buy that motherfucker something from the dollar tree for his birthday...

 

[Gemini]

I wouldn't say I'm cheap, but rather a tight waud. Then again, I don't be holding out on Homies when they're in need. Only the REAL HOMIES though...fuck everybody else.

 

[The Evil Genius]

buy that motherfucker something from the dollar tree for his birthday...

LOL! One time I was like " I need to buy me a car charger for my fone" & that same nigga is like "they sell car chargers & ear pieces @ the 99 cent store now.

I notice whenever ur spending the night @ someones house or stay with someone for like a month or two they always act funny about

1. Touching their computer
2. Turning on their AC

 

[JackArtist510]

a while back, one of my homeboy's always had the hookup on bitches.. but he had the nerve to ask me "aye you tryin to drive to Livermore for some hoes, i got fades on the tank" he use to end up givin me like $5.00-$7.00 sometimes.... nigga i drive a V8 and our country is in Iraq right now!

 

[All 4 the Bay]

I'm a generous person only if the favor is returned. Most of the cheap people I've encountered have either been Filipino or chinese. My vietnamese, laos, cambodian, latin, and black folks are straight. I don't hang out with too many white people, so I have no say on them other than this white chick who is cool as fuck.

 

[All 4 the Bay]

In college this situation would happen all the time.

Go out to eat at a restaurant with 4-5 friends. The bill goes around the table and comes back short. Mostly because motherfuckers "forgot" to put in their tip.

Stupid motherfuckers. Still won't go out to eat with them even though we all got jobs now.

Yeah I know some people like that. They leave out the tax and the tip. Hot food always gets charged tax. Some people don't know that.

 

[|GOD|||ZILLA|]

i got this bastard at my job who acts like he's my best friend.. and he'd be a coo friend.. if he paid me back my money i let him borrow before askin' me for some more.. fool is always on that.. " you gotta a couple dollars i can borrow", bullshit... dude even makes more then me.. yeah i hustle.. so i make loot... not so his fat ass can ask me to pick him up a double cheeseburger and he'll pay me tomorrow.. yesterday he had the nerve to say if i drive his ass in the rain to mcdonalds durin' lunch he'll buy me somethin'.. foo.. you owe me like 3 meals already.. now i just tell him i ain't got no money whenever he asks.. and i'm not goin' out to eat so i can't pick him up shit.. fool be wantin' a mcchicken with a hand full of nickels.. wtf?.. i feel like stompin' him over a few bucks just 'cause the principality of the situation.

 

[JackArtist510]

Most of the cheap people I've encountered have either been Filipino

man i got stories haha.. i'm koo with hella of them but they are like that....

 

[The Visualizer]

It sucks when you come up with dollars and your friends are still making nickels and dimes...

I can't have fun with some of friends because they're always complaining they're broke.

 

[siccness-user]

one time i got out of the car(while in the drive thru) and picked up a nickel i dropped while handing over the money to the worker,

some girls saw me pickin it up(fine bad bitches), they stared at me and they laughed at me,

i had $400 in my pocket, but they couldnt see that, they saw me pickin up a miserable 5 cents off the ground, while getting out of my car, in the drive thru

never again

 

[TaxMan]

DONT EVER GO TO A STRIP CLUB OR A BAR WITH A CHEAP ASS...

WHEN I TURNED 18 AN OG FROM MY HOOD TOOK ME TO A STRIP CLUB IN ANAHEIM.
HE'S LIKE DONT TRIP I GOT YOU COVERED ON EVERYTHING, DONT WORRY BOUT MONEY OR ANYTHING. SO HE PAYS MY ENTRANCE FEE AND WE GET IN. WELL THESE TWO STRIPPERS SIT NEXT TO US. SO WE START TALKING BOUT GETTING LAP DANCES AND SHIT,HE'S YAKKING IT UP TALKING HOW HE HAD TO BREAK ME IN AT THE STRIP CLUB...PRICES,ETC... ANYWAYS THESE CHICKS GIVE US LIKE TWO LAP DANCES EACH AND HE AINT CAME OUT THE WALLET AND PAID THEM YET...THEIR GETTING FRUSTRATED CAUSE HE AINT PAID THEM YET...SO HE GETS ANOTHER ONE OUT OF THEM...SO AFTER THAT HE TELLS THEM HE'LL PAY THEM...ACTS LIKE HE'S LOOKING FOR HIS WALLET,GOES THROUGH HIS WALLET. BUT DOESNT COME OUT WITH NO MONEY...SO THE STRIPPER TELLS HIM THERE'S AN ATM MACHINE TOWARDS THE BAR...ANYWAYS THEY GO OVER TO THE ATM MACHINE, WHILE I SIT WITH THE OTHER STRIPPER... AND HIS CARD KEEPS GETTING REJECTED. THE BITCH GOES AND BRINGS THE MANAGER OR WHOEVER...THEY TALK WITH HIM AND HE COMES OVER AND TELLS ME LIKE I DIDNT NOTICE NOTHIN "THERE WAS A LIL ISSUE BUT GIVE IT A FEW MINUTES AND MEET ME AT MY CAR". SO THE STRIPPER THAT WAS TRYNA GET THE MONEY OUT OF HIM TELLS ME "HE'S GONNA GO GET SOME MONEY YOU CAN SIT AND WAIT WITH US"...IM LIKE FUCK, HOW AM I GONNA GET MYSELF OUTTA THIS ONE...I WAITED A FEW MINUTES THEN I TELL THE BITCHES THAT I HAD TO USE THE REST ROOM...AND I SEE THE BOUNCERS START MOVING IN MY DIRECTION...LUCKILY THE BATHROOM WAS BY THE EXIT AND THE BOUNCERS WERE ALL SHIFTED TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BUILDING..BOTH STRIPPERS STARTED FOLLOWING ME AND IM IN HURRY TRYNA HIT THE DOORWAY BEFORE THE BOUNCER GETS CLOSE...AS I PUSH THE DOOR OPEN TO THE EXIT I HEAR THE BOUNCER YELLING TO "COME BACK" AND THE STRIPPERS ARE TALKING SHIT...I START RUNNING HARD AS SOON AS I SEE THE STREET, HEARING A WHOLE SHIT LOAD OF PEOPLE RUNNING AFTER ME... AND THERE'S MY MY BIG HOMIE LUIS PARKED WITH HIS ENGINE GOING AND DOOR OPEN WAITING...JUST LAUGHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER...THAT FOOL RIP NOW BUT I WONT FORGET HIS CHEAP ASS. THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY NOW THAT I THINK OF IT.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... God... What a great story.. haha

 

[All 4 the Bay]

man i got stories haha.. i'm koo with hella of them but they are like that....

Yeah I feel you! I got a good amount of Filipino friends. Some are straight, but majority of them is super cheap. But they still my folkers.

 

[All 4 the Bay]

one time i got out of the car(while in the drive thru) and picked up a nickel i dropped while handing over the money to the worker,

some girls saw me pickin it up(fine bad bitches), they stared at me and they laughed at me,

i had $400 in my pocket, but they couldnt see that, they saw me pickin up a miserable 5 cents off the ground, while getting out of my car, in the drive thru

never again

Fuck them hoes! You don't need to put yourself out that like you got money. Them bitches don't need to know. Shit maybe they thought it was cute that you picked up that measely nickel.



no homo.

 

[Dirty Shoez]

Can't name anyone specifically......but i can't STAND people who claim to be broke, but are always going out, 2-3 times a week (sit down too, not fast food)........and not only that, when they go out they order all kinds of food and drinks, then tip $1-2. Gets on my last nerve.

I'm far from rich, and I always tip 20%+.... Chez Whitey, Denny's, everything in-between, it don't matter.

 

[TaxMan]

Usually when I go out with my friends, I'll buy a sixer or something to pregame on before we head out to dinner/dick around what ever. I'll always give him a beer or two out of it. Then when we're at his house, I'll grab a beer out of his fridge (because he probably owes me like 20k beers), and he is always like "God damn man! I'm not fucking P-Diddy up in here! I can't afford to be giving out free beers"

Then we'll go out to somewhere like Buffalo Wild Wings, and he'll bitch when his bill is like $15.. lol

 

[ady2glude707]

i have a friend who makes 70K a year and has no type of car/house payments. This fucker steals other peoples drinks at the bar so he wont have to pay for drinks in the club.

 

[All 4 the Bay]

i have a friend who makes 70K a year and has no type of car/house payments. This fucker steals other peoples drinks at the bar so he wont have to pay for drinks in the club.

Man one of my boys friends makes damn near 100k a year. Drives a Bimmer and owns a house. Fool always comes short on the beer.

 

[The Duke of Earl]

It sucks when you come up with dollars and your friends are still making nickels and dimes...

I can't have fun with some of friends because they're always complaining they're broke.

my cousins say that about me,fuck it im simple its cheaper to throw a bbq then to go to a club or bar .....

 

[All 4 the Bay]

Man I can't even find a fuckin roommate who can afford $600 rent! This is absurd!!!!

 

[Sneak]

I got a boy who is stupid cheap. One day he was talking about going to buy a head band. Anyways we hit up the mall and he says they are too expensive. Drop my boy off and what not. Later on he swings through and I shit you not he made a head band from a old purple soccer sock!