Anybody got cheap friends? What's your story?

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Tony

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Man I am trippin'.... me and my girls' friend right. We've been knowing this cat since high school back in the mid 90's. He says he does plumbing and makes $17 an hour. But anyway this fool came over our house (with his plumbing uniform on) a few months ago to borrow $10 dog.... I had it (but I wasn't going to come out of the pocket for this nigg) so I said I didin't have it. So my girl ended up looking out for him and gave him the $10. He said he would pay it back in exactly one week.

So weeks go by and we hear nothing from him. And then out of nowhere he shows up at our door. He "walked" over because he got into an arguement with his girl (who by the way is on Sec 8 with 2 of his kids) and she called the boys on him.

Any of y'all got some cheap as friends? This cat is 30 years old and has never owned a car (to my knowledge). He's so cheap he came back from grocery shopping one day and said that he didn't want to buy any electric clippers to shave with because they wanted $20.

WTF is wrong with this cat? Does anyone think this cat is a liar?
 
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yeah i got a friend who is only cheap when it comes to trees. Im hella generous with treez with my peeps so his behavior just kills me. ive probably wrote hella stories about dude in the detox.
 
G RAIDER

G RAIDER

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i feel you on that when mutha fuckas is stingy as hell when it comes to tree..you ask them if they got fade n they say no but when your in the drive threw they tryin to order food in shit.pisses me off
 
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I don't know...maybe your the cheap one? can't loan a homie of yours $10?

like you said. he makes only $17 an hr with a baby momma and 2 kids. come on now, i could barely survive with that by myself man.

anyways, i hate stinger muthafuckas. Cheap can be tolerable cus foo's be tryna save and shit. but stingy free loaders are the fuckin problem.

Ever go to Denny's or something and there's one muthafucka that doesn't pay? or doesn't pay the full amount? Say he got some steak and hashbrowns and it comes out to be $12.67. This muthafucka would give you $12 bucks. But i didn't trip much just had to not kick it with that nigga. could've ask someone to cover for your 67 cents or something! shit.
 
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ChuckTaylor84

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careLESS said:
I don't know...maybe your the cheap one? can't loan a homie of yours $10?

like you said. he makes only $17 an hr with a baby momma and 2 kids. come on now, i could barely survive with that by myself man.

anyways, i hate stinger muthafuckas. Cheap can be tolerable cus foo's be tryna save and shit. but stingy free loaders are the fuckin problem.

Ever go to Denny's or something and there's one muthafucka that doesn't pay? or doesn't pay the full amount? Say he got some steak and hashbrowns and it comes out to be $12.67. This muthafucka would give you $12 bucks. But i didn't trip much just had to not kick it with that nigga. could've ask someone to cover for your 67 cents or something! shit.
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i fuckin hate dat
 
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DONT EVER GO TO A STRIP CLUB OR A BAR WITH A CHEAP ASS...

WHEN I TURNED 18 AN OG FROM MY HOOD TOOK ME TO A STRIP CLUB IN ANAHEIM.
HE'S LIKE DONT TRIP I GOT YOU COVERED ON EVERYTHING, DONT WORRY BOUT MONEY OR ANYTHING. SO HE PAYS MY ENTRANCE FEE AND WE GET IN. WELL THESE TWO STRIPPERS SIT NEXT TO US. SO WE START TALKING BOUT GETTING LAP DANCES AND SHIT,HE'S YAKKING IT UP TALKING HOW HE HAD TO BREAK ME IN AT THE STRIP CLUB...PRICES,ETC... ANYWAYS THESE CHICKS GIVE US LIKE TWO LAP DANCES EACH AND HE AINT CAME OUT THE WALLET AND PAID THEM YET...THEIR GETTING FRUSTRATED CAUSE HE AINT PAID THEM YET...SO HE GETS ANOTHER ONE OUT OF THEM...SO AFTER THAT HE TELLS THEM HE'LL PAY THEM...ACTS LIKE HE'S LOOKING FOR HIS WALLET,GOES THROUGH HIS WALLET. BUT DOESNT COME OUT WITH NO MONEY...SO THE STRIPPER TELLS HIM THERE'S AN ATM MACHINE TOWARDS THE BAR...ANYWAYS THEY GO OVER TO THE ATM MACHINE, WHILE I SIT WITH THE OTHER STRIPPER... AND HIS CARD KEEPS GETTING REJECTED. THE BITCH GOES AND BRINGS THE MANAGER OR WHOEVER...THEY TALK WITH HIM AND HE COMES OVER AND TELLS ME LIKE I DIDNT NOTICE NOTHIN "THERE WAS A LIL ISSUE BUT GIVE IT A FEW MINUTES AND MEET ME AT MY CAR". SO THE STRIPPER THAT WAS TRYNA GET THE MONEY OUT OF HIM TELLS ME "HE'S GONNA GO GET SOME MONEY YOU CAN SIT AND WAIT WITH US"...IM LIKE FUCK, HOW AM I GONNA GET MYSELF OUTTA THIS ONE...I WAITED A FEW MINUTES THEN I TELL THE BITCHES THAT I HAD TO USE THE REST ROOM...AND I SEE THE BOUNCERS START MOVING IN MY DIRECTION...LUCKILY THE BATHROOM WAS BY THE EXIT AND THE BOUNCERS WERE ALL SHIFTED TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BUILDING..BOTH STRIPPERS STARTED FOLLOWING ME AND IM IN HURRY TRYNA HIT THE DOORWAY BEFORE THE BOUNCER GETS CLOSE...AS I PUSH THE DOOR OPEN TO THE EXIT I HEAR THE BOUNCER YELLING TO "COME BACK" AND THE STRIPPERS ARE TALKING SHIT...I START RUNNING HARD AS SOON AS I SEE THE STREET, HEARING A WHOLE SHIT LOAD OF PEOPLE RUNNING AFTER ME... AND THERE'S MY MY BIG HOMIE LUIS PARKED WITH HIS ENGINE GOING AND DOOR OPEN WAITING...JUST LAUGHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER...THAT FOOL RIP NOW BUT I WONT FORGET HIS CHEAP ASS. THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY NOW THAT I THINK OF IT.
 
DukeSkywalker

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one of my boys invited me on a "double date" with him, his girl, and her sister. not really a date though. we went to hooters. anyway we're pretty much done eating and we get the bill. i see that it's $60 so i put $30 on the table then get up to go to the restroom. when i come out i notice they're leaving. i go to get my jacket and notice they had only put a $20 bill on top of my 30. that leaves it still short 10. they're already in the parking lot so i'm like, "fuck that i aint gonna pay any more than half" so i left too. haha turns out his girl put that 20 and he didn't pitch in anything.
 
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Tony

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careLESS said:
I don't know...maybe your the cheap one? can't loan a homie of yours $10?

like you said. he makes only $17 an hr with a baby momma and 2 kids. come on now, i could barely survive with that by myself man.
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I also said his baby momma is on sec 8 (which means they pay cheaper rent). And $17 is pretty good money if you can't "survive" off of that then you got problems dog! He claims he makes $17 but has a problem paying someone back $10? And I didn't let him borrow the money because I had a feeling I wouldn't get it back after he said he wouldn't spend $20 on some clippers.
 
The Evil Genius

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I gotta potna who's rediculously cheap. I remember during Valentines back in 2003 we decided 2 go to the mall & buy our girls something for Valentines.

The first thing I bought was a Valentines basket with all of the body wash shampoo etc. from Bath & Body Works. He asked me how much did I pay & I said 45$. He was like "what? U could of went to the Dollar Tree, bought all of that kind of stuff & made ur own basket".

I bought my girl a teddy bear. He asked how much I paid & I said 12$. He's like "what? U could of went to Dollar Tree & got a bear".

I bought my girl a really big V-Day card, a gift bag & stuffing paper from Hallmark & you know what this nigga says? U guessed it. I could of got it from the Dollar Tree.

The last thing I bought that day was some shit from Fredricks & I asked'em if they sold this type of shit @ the dollar tree.

He told me I spent too much money on my girl but @ the time that was my wife. This nigga is just a cheap bastard.
 
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In college this situation would happen all the time.

Go out to eat at a restaurant with 4-5 friends. The bill goes around the table and comes back short. Mostly because motherfuckers "forgot" to put in their tip.

Stupid motherfuckers. Still won't go out to eat with them even though we all got jobs now.
 
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i hate cheap ass people. one of my good friends was so motherfuckin cheap and manipulative and a fat ass mooch. always used me for something.

dude doesnt have his own computer so he wants me to check his myspace.

he would have 5 dollars and still have the audacity to ask me to buy him something. and its places like taco bell, mcdonalds, etc. where a dollar or two could get u somewhere.

he's never thrown down on a sack. he'll offer to buy the swisher..

he's bought beer probly twice with me. and i payed majority. and people who are aquaintences who he thinks are the in crowd he will actually pay for a more expensive brand, unlike goin cheap and throwin 3 bucks on a 12 of MGD.

the way he manages to get away with shit is he will make you feel good about urself and treat u like u known him forever. basically kissing any ass available. preferably the "in crowd" (dont forget im in high school, theres cliques. he chooses to kiss ass of partying people of my grade and upperclass.)

u can see why dude isnt real cool with me no more. i basically got played for 2 years and it took me the days he started ridin an upper classmens nuts wen he would talk shit about me. he would fuckin join in like i wasnt even cool wit him.

damn sicness turnin into therapy for me.. pathetic. haha.
 
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The Evil Genius said:
I gotta potna who's rediculously cheap. I remember during Valentines back in 2003 we decided 2 go to the mall & buy our girls something for Valentines.

The first thing I bought was a Valentines basket with all of the body wash shampoo etc. from Bath & Body Works. He asked me how much did I pay & I said 45$. He was like "what? U could of went to the Dollar Tree, bought all of that kind of stuff & made ur own basket".
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Homie i started laughing right at that part i haven't even finished reading your post yet and it's hella funny.
 
DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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haha i dont have no cheap ass friends.. im the type of dude who will call u out if u tryna pull that shit... if u didnt put in on a sack of weed then u aint smokin the blunt until its almost done. and pay for the fuckin food u ordered jewish ass nigga

its funny when a fool will order a meal thats like 4.99 for the small meal, then they add bacon on the burger, add a large milkshake and get a order of ultra-mega-large curly fries, a butterfinger cheesecake and what not... and dude hands u a $5, and theyre like "i got a #8, look only 4.99" shit is rediculous
 
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