Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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Do you realize how nearly impossible it is to hit a 100mph+ fast ball? Especially from a left hander and especially from someone who's 6'4. You literally have 0.35 seconds to commit, guess the location, swing as hard and fast as you possibly can, and if you're off by a fraction of a second or a couple of inches or it's a change up that you thought was a fastball you're going to be embarrassed. It's pretty much not even fair lol
But if you drill one of those it's going to be a moonshot. I can't wait to see someone like Giancarlo Stanton connect with a 104-105 mph fastball dead on that shit will be a world record
What's my gender? ����❓❓Did you just �� ask me ���� what my gender �������� was❓❗️Oh my god, you are LITERALLY ���� the most IGNORANT �� AND ILLTERATE ������ ❌❌ FUCK I have EVER seen������ browsing before ���������� What gives you the RIGHT ✔️✔️ to ask me what my �������� gender is? ������ MHMM? NOTHING ❌❌ THATS WHAT ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Since you're SOOOOOOO curious���������������� I'll have you know ☝��☝��☝��☝�� that I am a ���� G E N D E R F L U I D ���� I'm not gonna sit here ⬇️⬇️ and explain ���� what that is to someone as IGNORANT ������ as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways ☝��️����☝������☝������ Being G �� E �� N �� D �� E �� R �� F �� L �� U �� I �� D means that I am both M A L E �������� (cis scum����������
and F E M A L E���������� ❗️❗️❗️❗️ I can swap ⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️ between these genders ������ as I please❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ You're ignorance �� is literally OOZING �������� out ����������������
and F E M A L E���������� ❗️❗️❗️❗️ I can swap ⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️ between these genders ������ as I please❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ You're ignorance �� is literally OOZING �������� out ����������������You guys! We gotta hurry! I just got back from Tumblr they're selling genders for 149.99 on sale, plus EVERY TIME YOU BUY ONE YOU GET A FIFTY DOLLAR GIFT CARD, BRINGS THE TOTAL PRICE TO 110 DOLLARS AFTER TAX! Now listen! We can flip those sons of bitches for 230 bucks a piece easy! They're all limited edition, Apache helicopter ones! Hurry! Hurry, come with me! We can be rich, and we also all get to keep one, and we can be triggered!
Tumblr give me free stuff!
Tumblr give me free stuff!
As a deprssed, OCD, anxious, paranoid, schizophrenic, acousticaphobic,who knows how to play guitar,can code with 5 different game design programs,works with 3d modeling,has straight A's,reads scientific articles and essays for fun,is training to become a historian, is a decent artist, and a whole list of other things,I think that if I wanted attention I could freaking have it without going through the process of lying about my gender identity. Anything else stupid?
You triggered me, i sexually identify as a female male bigender tzeentch neutrois khorne intergender demifiend demiboy hellboy genderqueer / non binary pangender/poligender epicene genderfluid transgender will of fire third gender Agender/genderless bipolarjunction transistor androgyne civil/attack helicopter demigod unown F nazi earth moon mars jupiter separatist stargate trans-am mayonaise between 1 and 3 knots southward bigender androgyne and neutrois bigender third gender adn demi-boy nurgle a turn off australian male agender version 1 curse of hatred agender gendervoid femme slaanesh travesti n-b aliagender butch monsoon necron demiagender assassin sun mercury venus saturn uranus neptune pluto zion rate of genderfluidty prince transnigger dont sexually harrass me you cis white male scum
What the fuck did you say to me you fucking misogynist? Friendly reminder: I graduated at the top of my gender studies class, and I've been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed genders. I’m trained in patriarchal deconstruction and I was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school. You are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of your safe space, mark my words. You think you can get away with disagreeing with me on tumblr? Think again, cis scum. As we speak I'm gathering a list of your triggers with my self-diagnosed squad of PTSD specialists, so you better be prepared to deal with some serious privilege checking. I AM LITERALLY AS TRIGGERED AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE RIGHT NOW. I can be anywhere, at any time, and I can give you over seven hundred reasons why you should fuck yourself with a cactus. Not only am I extensively trained in social justice, but I have access to an entire arsenal of sociological blog articles to prove my point and I will use them to wipe your deeply problematic face off the earth you little shit. If only you had known what oppressed retribution your offensiveness would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue and just killed yourself instead, but you didn't. Stay safe, shitlord.
right when I turned the game on, I saw the grand slam, pretty cool. Will be watching the entire game tomorrow
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"10 years ago if some kid came out as "Genderfluid" they would've been sent to a mental hospital to be treated for a mental disability, because, well, it's a mental disorder. Now we tell the child that they are strong for coming out of their shell and brave to fight the way they have. Are you freakin kidding me? If all you pricks want to worship science so much, wouldn't you have the common sense to realize, CENTURIES AGO, that it revealed that there are only TWO genders? We have retarded kids running around LEGITIMATELY BELIEVING THEY ARE ANIMALS, (Otherkin), just because their parents want them to grow up happy and "comfortable in their own shoes". Accept the fact you failed as a parent, your child is a retard, and start parenting better. Being a good parent isn't giving them everything they want. Holy crap. Sure, our generation sucks, but not as much as the one before ours, failing to do their jobs as parents."
This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death whos in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave
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Triggered as FUCK motherfucker!! How the fuck even DARE you try to oppress and silence the opinions of a woman?! If you would educate yourself, you'd KNOW that the coefficient of oppression (denoted by the Greek letter ♂; rape = rape(1-♂ + power♂ has RISEN by at least 15% since the first post was made. It is no longer enough to simply take a male character with no discernible personality and make a visibly "female" version with absolutely no discernible personality. Without also giving her those traits which are uniquely FEMININE, we are reinforcing old gender roles and portraying women as merely the EQUALS of men. As ♂ continues to rise (which it does continuously, always, because), we need to FIGHT harder and harder against the Patriarchy. If YOU don't accept that what it means to be oppressed can change without a moment's notice, as measured by Feminist scientists, that is YOUR problem, and YOU need to educate yourself on the FACTS, Lord Shitler.
+ power♂ has RISEN by at least 15% since the first post was made. It is no longer enough to simply take a male character with no discernible personality and make a visibly "female" version with absolutely no discernible personality. Without also giving her those traits which are uniquely FEMININE, we are reinforcing old gender roles and portraying women as merely the EQUALS of men. As ♂ continues to rise (which it does continuously, always, because), we need to FIGHT harder and harder against the Patriarchy. If YOU don't accept that what it means to be oppressed can change without a moment's notice, as measured by Feminist scientists, that is YOUR problem, and YOU need to educate yourself on the FACTS, Lord Shitler.So, boobs are pretty awesome, no doubt about that.
But the mouth is where it's at. The mouth is a wonderful thing. Lick, taste, saliva, flexible. Perfect combination for sex, even better since it works out for both genders and same sex... Sex.
Gotta dick? Put it right in there.
Gotta pussy? Lemme show you how many licks it takes to hit the center of the g-spot right.
Got both? Cool, I got two mouths.
The mouth is amazing. You can't go around fondling your lovers breast or their penis. But you can violate their mouth. I love it when someone strings my tongues frenulum like it's a diddley bow.
I love my mouth, and I love other people's mouths as well. I love the awkward first kiss, when your teeth collide. I love the sloppy wet kisses as we get used to each other. I love the warm passionate kiss when we're alone in the morning. I love the kisses where our lips get cold from the wind as we part ways. I love swapping cum with each other's mouths.
If was more flexible, I would honestly pleasure myself that way.
Female breast are without a doubt awesome.
But if you've never held in someone's fart in with your mouth like it's a gas chamber, you're missing out.
But the mouth is where it's at. The mouth is a wonderful thing. Lick, taste, saliva, flexible. Perfect combination for sex, even better since it works out for both genders and same sex... Sex.
Gotta dick? Put it right in there.
Gotta pussy? Lemme show you how many licks it takes to hit the center of the g-spot right.
Got both? Cool, I got two mouths.
The mouth is amazing. You can't go around fondling your lovers breast or their penis. But you can violate their mouth. I love it when someone strings my tongues frenulum like it's a diddley bow.
I love my mouth, and I love other people's mouths as well. I love the awkward first kiss, when your teeth collide. I love the sloppy wet kisses as we get used to each other. I love the warm passionate kiss when we're alone in the morning. I love the kisses where our lips get cold from the wind as we part ways. I love swapping cum with each other's mouths.
If was more flexible, I would honestly pleasure myself that way.
Female breast are without a doubt awesome.
But if you've never held in someone's fart in with your mouth like it's a gas chamber, you're missing out.
lol the ball doesnt even bounce cunt. try hitting a swinging yorker from binga at 100mph with haydos pelting them at you after the ball is dead mate.
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