Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[BUTCHER 206]

"It slightly rained let's go 55mph in all lanes side by side so no one can pass and slow down to 50mph at every curve on the freeway so Butcher is late to work even though he left 5minutes early" -Washington State drivers

 

[BUTCHER 206]

"I wore short sleeves to work so I'm going to compensate by turning the heat in the lobby literally to 87 degrees" -the Concierge

 

[infinity]

I"VE BEEN ARRESTED TWICE IN THE SAME WEEK AND I DONT CARE!

 

[infinity]

Engine in a cupboard
Purple parrots
White knight in the Hood
Danny tanner
Boiling a burger
Pink bowl cut
Green monkeys
Bruce banner#3
Beer bubblegum bloat
Sweatshop raccoons
Tiger blood
Dont forget 2 bring a towel
Ashtray wars
Chicken sandwiches with no tomato
Racist randy
Gorilla nipple glue
Meth pipes on amazon

this list is fucking beautiful and amazing. thanks fam

 

[BUTCHER 206]

"I drank alcohol so I'm going to talk at 5x my normal volume and laugh loud enough to pierce ear drums at shit that's only mildly funny" - Drunk idiots

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

"I drank alcohol so I'm going to talk at 5x my normal volume and laugh loud enough to pierce ear drums at shit that's only mildly funny" - Drunk idiots

Ive only done that a couple times tbh fam... but i can only remember about 20% of my life tbh fam

 

[infinity]

the following list is a list of my various ailments:

Soldja Boy Stink
Buttfucking Barry
Question Mark Questlove
Smallmouth Bass
Smiling Steve
Treefort Terry Syndrome
Thumbs Up Theodore
Tiny Tim Ticker
Nolettuce
George Straight
Jerry Sandusky Sandbucket
Cigar'd Up Craigslist Random
Blondie Bitch Boondock Saints
Hot Tub Foot
Goofball Garydank
Nigga'd out Nelson
Emoji Ethan
Faggu Fairymelt
Vodka Vestmilk
Ontario Omar
Will Smith
Victoria Treewater
Nathaniel Hale
Alcoholism Chamberpot
Pissed off Pete

 

[gimmefreemusic]

SKRRRT SKRRT SKRT

 

[BUTCHER 206]

"I'm going to complain about everything like a cry baby til i drink some coffee then realize what I'm doing" - BUTCHER 206

 

[infinity]

he following list is a list of my various ailments:

Babysitter Babbio
Racked up Ralvin
Dej Loaf
infintyslump
Rascal Out Ralph
Mayweather Chamberfart
Wu-Tang Clan
Tupac'd Terry
Impala'd out Isaac
Breasted out Bev
Julian Jenkin Jankylang Syndrome
REEEEEEE'd up Randy
Dej Loaf
Fuckboy Slim
Douchebag Fresh
Gunshot Goofyballs
Purple Stuffed Animals
Chuck E Cheese Chuck
Relentless Helmet

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

Butcher 206 has the best quotes of all time

 

[nolettuce]

the following list is a list of my various ailments:

Soldja Boy Stink
Buttfucking Barry
Question Mark Questlove
Smallmouth Bass
Smiling Steve
Treefort Terry Syndrome
Thumbs Up Theodore
Tiny Tim Ticker
Nolettuce
George Straight
Jerry Sandusky Sandbucket
Cigar'd Up Craigslist Random
Blondie Bitch Boondock Saints
Hot Tub Foot
Goofball Garydank
Nigga'd out Nelson
Emoji Ethan
Faggu Fairymelt
Vodka Vestmilk
Ontario Omar
Will Smith
Victoria Treewater
Nathaniel Hale
Alcoholism Chamberpot
Pissed off Pete

Damn man.

What did Tiny Tim Ticker ever do to you.

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Skrrt
Skrrrt
Skrrrrt..


Skrrt skrrt

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Skrrt
Skrrrt
Skrrrrt..


Skrrt skrrt

Are you doing donuts right now? lol

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Am I the only one who don't understand the story behind the lists being posted?

 

[infinity]

the following list is a list of my various ailments:

Jeepin Jerry
Justin Bieber Flu
Lucy Liu Flu
Queer Quentin
Retarded Raury Rapesample
One Terebyte Wonka
Left Arrow Aaron
Quantiple Quantam Menace Mike
Vocabuly Vince Vastuslar Stress Disorder
Bitchin Bicep Barrydollar
$20 Darrelscheme
Darius Rucker
Ellen Degenerous
Butcher 206
Mental Flexing Mari
Thumbs Down Theo
Bill Cosby

[produced by Victoria Justice]

p.s. bonus tracks:

Chipmunk Charles
Justin Bieber

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Are you doing donuts right now? lol

I think u will enjoy this song frirnd

 

[infinity]

I have a sexy dancer's body. Im a graceful gazelle. Im a goofball and a loon

 

[BUTCHER 206]

The following is a list of my various ailments:

Being bloated from white bread and sugar
Being dehydrated and having heartburn from DNP
Infinity's posts
Having to be at work while 12 drunk Koreans in the lobby have a screaming match because they're drunk and can't have a normal discussion and have to yell loudly over one another
Being poor and debating between a bag of gourmet coffee grounds or a Wendy's combo
Having an eyelash stuck in the corner of my eye
Thinking how to fix my sunglasses because i left them on the drivers seat for some reason then sat on them getting into my car
Being hot and waiting for the lobby to cool down because someone thought it was a good idea to turn the heat to 87 degrees

 

[infinity]

It took me about 8 hours to remember Victoria Justice lmfao