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Mac Jesus

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This cute Russian chick flashed a pretty nice smile and made eye contact that lingered a little longer than usual; i totally pictured our lives together for a good 30 seconds then realized that was pathetic and delusional and im a loser lol back to reality

No man. Go after her. It could be your one and only chance at true love. Go find her and make eye contact again, smile awkwardly, and see what happens.
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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Fucking douche pulls up in his Ferrari sounds like a minor earthquake or something

"Keys aren't available til 7 right? Locked myself out, guess I gotta drive out to my house on mercer island shit... Well see ya! "

Lol dudes on the hoa board he knew that shit he just wanted me to be reminded he has a Ferrari and multiple houses, insecure as fuck
 

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Cottage cheese is seriously slept on. 90 calories 13g protein per serving, no added sugar low fat, pretty cheap even for the higher quality pricier brands, what's the problem? Shits amazing takes bite... Shit now i remember why i don't usually buy it lol. Needs some crushed pineapple or something
Cottage cheese is awesome!! It gots that slow digesting casein protein!! The way I eat mine is with a little protein powder, walden farms calorie free (cancer causing aspartame) chocolate syrup, a few almonds and fresh blueberries mixed in, it's bomb cuh!!
 

Mac Jesus

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Fucking douche pulls up in his Ferrari sounds like a minor earthquake or something

"Keys aren't available til 7 right? Locked myself out, guess I gotta drive out to my house on mercer island shit... Well see ya! "

Lol dudes on the hoa board he knew that shit he just wanted me to be reminded he has a Ferrari and multiple houses, insecure as fuck
you have to stab him butcher, there's no other options left for you.
 

BUTCHER 206

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you have to stab him butcher, there's no other options left for you.
No way. He's living the American dream. Grew up poor, as a teen he'd valet expensive cars at a country club and dreamed of owning them himself, pulled himself up by his own bootstraps and earned hundreds of thousands now he has a condo and a couple houses a couple rare Ferrari 's and usually leases a few other cars; let that man cook. He's part of what makes America great. If he wants to rub it in people's faces well then go ahead, that's pretty much the main reason ppl want excessive money it's not unusual lol