Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Palmer]

Fuck yeah new Lightning Bolt song, new Lightning Bolt album March 24th, Lightning Bolt show @ Neumos on April 28th. I'm there.

Definitely! Please post/call/text/email/yell/throw shit at me when you see tix go on sale. I have a feeling they won't even last a full day.

 

[Mike Manson]

Fuck...Chinese New Year is coming, and it's one of the few times in the year, where I can actually take off and don't have to worry about shit, cause almost nobody in China works, but I have to drive to my wife's hometown. Gonna be 10 days of freezing my ass off, eating spicy ass food, drinking Chinese moonshine, and gambling money...while people stare at me in awe, cause I look a little different.

 

[BIGSBY]

Sounds cracking you do they smoke opium too?

 

[Mike Manson]

Sounds cracking you do they smoke opium too?

Nah, more like hay and shit rolled up in toilet paper...

The moonshine rice wine they pour out of jerrycans is enough to get you #medicated though!

 

[Totenkopf]

>be australian
>go to take a piss
>see worlds most deadly spider, the funnel web

It's 1:30 am and I need sleep. I will have to find and kill the rest of his family in the morning. Hopefully he was going solo and just trying to get out of the rain and heat and lightning by taking shelter in my bathroom for a night.

He's dead now, R.I.P little guy, you could have bit me on my dick.

 

[ELPOLLITO]

ok

 

[gimmefreemusic]

lol fuck that shit

ill take 3 months of -20 every year over every animal/insect tryna kill me 24/7.

 

[ELPOLLITO]

what the hell is that thing

 

[gimmefreemusic]

someone's bad photoshop of a koala bear lol

 

[ELPOLLITO]

can namo confirm the situation of killer kola beers in Australia ?

 

[ELPOLLITO]

bears

 

[Mike Manson]

killer kola beers

Good name for a beer.

Rights reserved! :chinese:

 

[Mike Manson]

>be australian
>go to take a piss
>see worlds most deadly spider, the funnel web

It's 1:30 am and I need sleep. I will have to find and kill the rest of his family in the morning. Hopefully he was going solo and just trying to get out of the rain and heat and lightning by taking shelter in my bathroom for a night.

He's dead now, R.I.P little guy, you could have bit me on my dick.

I bet that was just the Spider baby, and the mother is now looking for you trying to lay eggs underneath your skin while you sleep, till they hatch and eat their way out of your body!

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

Thinking about trying to smoke bud again though. Thoughts?

Aint no weed slippery slope. Go for it. Hit my line, breh, first times free.

 

[gimmefreemusic]

What do you teach Ne?

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

various neuroscience classes.

 

[InfamousICON]

he teaches basic thuganomics

 

[Mac Jesus]

School is for losers

 

[InfamousICON]

I wouldn't even go back and forth with that a1 dude. His response to like 5 different posts in that thread basically boiled down to "If say some outlandish shit, it's your job to lay out a detailed researched response to prove me wrong".

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

I wouldn't even go back and forth with that a1 dude. His response to like 5 different posts in that thread basically boiled down to "If say some outlandish shit, it's your job to lay out a detailed researched response to prove me wrong".

yeah im done with dude. You are 100% correct.