Fuck...Chinese New Year is coming, and it's one of the few times in the year, where I can actually take off and don't have to worry about shit, cause almost nobody in China works, but I have to drive to my wife's hometown. Gonna be 10 days of freezing my ass off, eating spicy ass food, drinking Chinese moonshine, and gambling money...while people stare at me in awe, cause I look a little different.