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Mike Manson

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Fuck...Chinese New Year is coming, and it's one of the few times in the year, where I can actually take off and don't have to worry about shit, cause almost nobody in China works, but I have to drive to my wife's hometown. Gonna be 10 days of freezing my ass off, eating spicy ass food, drinking Chinese moonshine, and gambling money...while people stare at me in awe, cause I look a little different.
 
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>be australian
>go to take a piss
>see worlds most deadly spider, the funnel web

It's 1:30 am and I need sleep. I will have to find and kill the rest of his family in the morning. Hopefully he was going solo and just trying to get out of the rain and heat and lightning by taking shelter in my bathroom for a night.

He's dead now, R.I.P little guy, you could have bit me on my dick.
 

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Mike Manson

Still Livin'
Apr 16, 2005
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>be australian
>go to take a piss
>see worlds most deadly spider, the funnel web

It's 1:30 am and I need sleep. I will have to find and kill the rest of his family in the morning. Hopefully he was going solo and just trying to get out of the rain and heat and lightning by taking shelter in my bathroom for a night.

He's dead now, R.I.P little guy, you could have bit me on my dick.
I bet that was just the Spider baby, and the mother is now looking for you trying to lay eggs underneath your skin while you sleep, till they hatch and eat their way out of your body!
 

Ne Obliviscaris

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I wouldn't even go back and forth with that a1 dude. His response to like 5 different posts in that thread basically boiled down to "If say some outlandish shit, it's your job to lay out a detailed researched response to prove me wrong".
yeah im done with dude. You are 100% correct.