Jim Norton is hilarious.
Now that I think about it, that thing last night with the apple cider in the big ass jug is bullshit. Not because it wouldn't work, but because it said it costs $15...That's a load of bullshit, you cant get sugar, yeast, and 15 liters of apple juice for $15, apple juice is expensive as shit. Not to mention you need a 5 gallon jug and 15 empty 2 liter bottles.
No, no, no, this doesn't add up at all...