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Apr 26, 2003
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Some comedian who talks about sucking dick and getting fucked in the ass like its funny
Jim Norton is hilarious.

Now that I think about it, that thing last night with the apple cider in the big ass jug is bullshit. Not because it wouldn't work, but because it said it costs $15...That's a load of bullshit, you cant get sugar, yeast, and 15 liters of apple juice for $15, apple juice is expensive as shit. Not to mention you need a 5 gallon jug and 15 empty 2 liter bottles.

No, no, no, this doesn't add up at all...
 
Sep 20, 2005
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FUCK YOU
just ordered


CHICKEN QUESADILLA

Grilled flour tortillas with melted cheese and grilled chicken, served with salsa, jalapeños, green onions, sour cream and guacamole.

forget bout thy sour cream

and



GRILLED CHICKEN CLUB

Charbroiled chicken breast, topped with avocado, bacon, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato and melted Swiss cheese, served on ciabatta bread.

forfuckinget bout the tomato
 
Aug 26, 2002
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Hard Times
I was at the bar last night and the bouncer tried to kick our whole table out because someone passed a beer over the fence to some dude in the alley. The bouncer kept saying "thats it ALL of you have to go." and we just said no fuck you. Make us leave. After like 5 minutes of pleading with us he just left us alone. pretty sad he couldn't even do his job.
 

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Aug 22, 2003
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You guys talking about coffee is so gay lol
Let me translate it to alcohol
"Eew I hate beer! Coors light is so strong. All I drink is smirnoff ice with lemonade mixed in"

"Eew whisky is nasty. All I drink is iced tea while burning a whisky scented candle"

Fuckin pussies
 
Jan 29, 2005
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you do like coffee then
No, I tolerate it. Always get stuck with groups of people that want to go to Starbucks or some shit so I get an iced caramel macchiato or some other gay sounding sugar filled barely taste the coffee drink.

The only one I -truly- like is that Mean Bean Monster.