Time to expose your deepest darkest secret...Who's gonna keep it real...

[LiterACola]

isnt this what got the park shut down? the kid couldnt swim and he was on a feild trip?

yup forged the permission slip. i go through that shit all the time and the police and fire department said i didn't do anything wrong but still fucks with me. the place got sued for enough money to have to get shut down by the family. i guess at the time the law was there was supposed to be a lifeguard for every 13 kids in the pool and i was the only one and there was over 100 kids in there. when i was looking down into the pool i thought it was a towel not a kid because the water was so murky because of all the sunblock they were wearing. i dove down there and was said holy fucking shit. a parent that was on the trip helped me get him out because the other guy who was supposed to help me ran away lol.

wt are you nelson or not cuz if you are i worked with you like right after this shit happened

 

[WT SAVAGE]

Yeah. Damn I didnt know that. We used to go to that park all the time as kids and for school feild trips

 

[WT SAVAGE]

For some reason I remember there being a few life guards around the whole park at all times.

 

[SeriouslyThug]

In grade 3 I stole paper from the school printer

this is how it starts...

 

[LiterACola]

there usually was two on the pool but homie was on lunch and they got a slide guy to stand in. either way it was all bad perfect storm type thing. poor fucking kid.

but how you been?

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Another one. At a past employer i found the key to the petty cash. Nuff said

 

[WT SAVAGE]

there usually was two on the pool but homie was on lunch and they got a slide guy to stand in. either way it was all bad perfect storm type thing. poor fucking kid.

but how you been?

Clear your PMs dave.

 

[LiterACola]

k i did

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Last one. A "friend" of mine admitted to murdering his homie. I was A) shocked and in disbelief and B) thinking to myself, if he can put a pistol in his homies mouth and pull the trigger whats stopping him from doing it to me

 

[LiterACola]

maybe delete that one evergreen

 

[RAVAGE]

Another one. At a past employer i found the key to the petty cash. Nuff said

We Need To Keep An Eye On This Guy!

 

[Arson]

Whenever me and my brother used to find dead animals in our backyard(my dog killed em, or we shot it), we used to load it up on a shovel, and launch it into my neighbours pool.

 

[ELPOLLITO]

That's gangsta

 

[RAVAGE]

Whenever me and my brother used to find dead animals in our backyard(my dog killed em, or we shot it), we used to load it up on a shovel, and launch it into my neighbours pool.

that's some twisted shit right there....not gangsta, twisted.

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

maybe delete that one evergreen

Naw fuck him. He lucky i aint no snitch. They held him fo a week saying hes going to fry in the chair. But due to the way he did it it ended up being labeled a suicide

 

[Arson]

that's some twisted shit right there....not gangsta, twisted.

Comedy, it happened over 20 years, and i crack up at the thought of dead racoons, or possums flying threw the air, and splashing in my neighbours pool lol. I did alot of shit to fuck with all my neighbours when I was growing up.

 

[RAVAGE]

lol.....fuckN' ARSON......

 

[Mixerr]

I used to fuck my sister

Twincest for wincest lol?

 

[Arson]

My brother was 10 years older then me, so I had to access to big boy toys from a young age, I had a go kart, I used to drive around on in a ski mask, so the cops couldnt clock me, when they tried to stop me, i just bounced, once I was smashing away from a pig on a yz80, he was getting with me(had way more heat then me), but when I took a sharp turn on some gravel, he tried it too, and ate shit hella hard, lol i almost wrecked laughing, like 2-3 years later, he saw me at carnegie with my go kart and was hella mugging.

 

[Arson]

My brother figured a way how to drill people on bumper cars, you like stand up on the gas, bringing your ass off the seat like a foot, pull yourself into the wheel, right before impact, sit down hard, explode with your legs, and chest(like a bench press), explosive movement is the key, you would not believe the difference it makes, we would fucking be wrecking people, more then a few people helped off, other kids crying, on the go kart's on camelot i fucked somebody up so bad, they got taken away by a ambulence, and the pigs held everybody trying get us to admit who did it, my parents always talk about it lol.