Time to expose your deepest darkest secret...Who's gonna keep it real...
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I once whipped a basketball at the back of my gym teacher's head then said I airballed it, didn't even get in trouble lol
I used to beat this kid up a year older than me every recess in grade 4 til I got suspended, it was cuz he looked like macaulay culkin and I hated home alone.
I once chased after a kid who was deathly allergic to peanuts with a snickers bar.
I used to steal scales from the science lab.
Me n my friends broke into some for sale house behind the school and hotboxed it everyday, some next kids got caught in it and charged.
I pissed all over some kids bag and clothes in gym room cuz he threw some cheetos on me.
There was this kid lil johnny a year younger than us who stayed talking shit so we used to wedgie him, use his head as an ashtray (he'd have to sit on the floor at my friend's). One of my jacked friends used to grab his ears and lil johnny would grab onto my friend's arms for support and my friend would lift him up n smack his head off the ceiling as reps for working out.
I haven't murdered anyone or their dog so I dont really have any truly dark secrets lol
I used to beat this kid up a year older than me every recess in grade 4 til I got suspended, it was cuz he looked like macaulay culkin and I hated home alone.
I once chased after a kid who was deathly allergic to peanuts with a snickers bar.
I used to steal scales from the science lab.
Me n my friends broke into some for sale house behind the school and hotboxed it everyday, some next kids got caught in it and charged.
I pissed all over some kids bag and clothes in gym room cuz he threw some cheetos on me.
There was this kid lil johnny a year younger than us who stayed talking shit so we used to wedgie him, use his head as an ashtray (he'd have to sit on the floor at my friend's). One of my jacked friends used to grab his ears and lil johnny would grab onto my friend's arms for support and my friend would lift him up n smack his head off the ceiling as reps for working out.
I haven't murdered anyone or their dog so I dont really have any truly dark secrets lol
i used to stand on the roof of my friends apartment and throw water balloons onto cars...they could never see where they were coming from...the only reason i USED to do this and dont still do it is cause one time when i was probably 13 or 14 we hit a public works truck and i swear brock lesnar somehow saw me and came at me with a shovel
One time in high school there was this faggot ass smart retard/resmarted kid who i used to pick on (only started picking on him after i caught him sayin a hella bad racist joke), and i used to fuck his life up clowning him... I had names for him... i called him Woolie Mammoth cuz he was fat and hairy, Fairy Potter cuz his glasses, lol and a few others i dont remember
Well one day in class me and my boy were sitting right behind this kids table, and its not like youre gonna do school work when youre at school right, so were in there ballin on succers like amos & andy (that was the teachers nickname for us). My boy says "i bet u five bucks you cant kick him in his ass from right here" and it was hard cuz were all sitting down in chairs that had this like 5 inch wide square cut out of it, and i had to get my foot thru it...
So i go to do it and launch successful, a swift kick to his ass thru the little cutout thing. And he flips the fuck OUT. He screams "i just had surgery there you IDIAAAAAAT!!!!!!" And sprints out the door and dosent come back. And i busted up laughing...it was similar to
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Well one day in class me and my boy were sitting right behind this kids table, and its not like youre gonna do school work when youre at school right, so were in there ballin on succers like amos & andy (that was the teachers nickname for us). My boy says "i bet u five bucks you cant kick him in his ass from right here" and it was hard cuz were all sitting down in chairs that had this like 5 inch wide square cut out of it, and i had to get my foot thru it...
So i go to do it and launch successful, a swift kick to his ass thru the little cutout thing. And he flips the fuck OUT. He screams "i just had surgery there you IDIAAAAAAT!!!!!!" And sprints out the door and dosent come back. And i busted up laughing...it was similar to
@Mixerr
- i am done here
@MobbinINda916
got kicked out of kindergarten after he stabbed his teacher in the head with a sharpened colored pencil dipped in toad poison... When the cop showed up to diffuse the situation, mobbin pressed the pressure point on the side of his neck and made him pass out.He was later aprehended by sac pd following a slow speed chase on a big-wheel tricycle
I used to sneeze on this dude in highschool Lmao. His name was Rob, we would act like we were walking up to the front of the class when we had to sneeze and sneeze right in his face. I played hoops with him alot into our 30s and he never mentioned it lol. He ended up marrying my cousin on my stepmoms side of the family. We used to rip on this big fat dude all the time, he was so fuckin weird. Like 5 years after highschool I saw him at the mall and he was a cross dresser. I pointed at em like dude that's fuckin Ray, and he gave me the talk to the hand signal and said, "jealous" in a really gay voice lol
when i was 19 i was a lifeguard at windsor water works and a 10 year old kid died at the bottom of the pool. i pulled him out and gave him cpr for like 5 minutes but he was dead. my lifelong friends know that but people that i meet and work with have no idea. think about it all the time worst thing i've ever seen and i've seen some terrible shit but nothing like a dead kid puking into your throat because some other guy is pounding his chest. i haven't been the same since that shit happened.
I got one secret to tell all the brehs.
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My secrets to the success of Mixerr Reviews is word of mouth, strong cult following, reputation, and Twitter. On my first day of Mixerr Reviews on twitter I got 40 followers all in one day! This was due to my reputation on communicating with fans, family, and personal friends. I kept Mixerr Reviews local at first in 2011. Then I I went to the next level in marketing to the technology field & marketing Mixerr a Reviews to the internet. This was in 2013.
