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DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
#28
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^^^That is some of the strangest shit i've ever read....what the fuck is wrong with people...why cant u masturbate normally?!??!?!?!!?!?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


ima go take a cold shower. i've never felt more dirty reading something in my whole life.
 
killahoe666

killahoe666

Sicc OG
#30
May 3, 2002
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i have slept with a grip of broads and numerous amounts of sex with tha same females and i always nutt too damn quick! unless i'm drunk of course. ive also had a few drunk occasions where i couldn't get it up
 
Solidous_Snake

Solidous_Snake

Sicc OG
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SOAK::GAME said:
since somebody mentioned it.... i got small limpage :(

i'm scared to sleep with a broad, she might wake up in the middle of the night and see how small it is when i'm not arroused

oh well... compact for easy storage i suppose
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Homie used the words broad and arroused in the same sentence..hahahh
 
28g w/o the bag

28g w/o the bag

politically incorrect
#33
Jan 18, 2003
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siccness.net
#33
Solidous_Snake said:
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Homie used the words broad and arroused in the same sentence..hahahh
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is there something i missed here? :confused:

mustynutz said:
^^ Its must be a filipino thang.....comin up wit the short end of the stick
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but don't get me wrong though.... its another story when i'm about to get my fuck on..... but afterwards..... gotta put it away before she see's :(
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

Sicc OG
#38
Jun 27, 2002
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damn i think we got a winner with that barbie story


no wait.....I smoked a beetle once and then fucked a homeless midget without a condom while i was shooting up uncut heroin into my jugular vein and sniffin my dead grandma ashes of a picture of Bea Arthur gettin fuckled by a rottweiler
 
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0R0

0R0

Girbaud Shuttle Jeans
#39
Dec 10, 2006
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BasedWorld
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Confession/Question: I snitched out Osama's whereabouts to the feds, am I an American hero, or should I stop posting on this site? Since I now have a snitch jacket, posting around such verified gangstas just wouldn't do.
 
SouthernComfort

SouthernComfort

Rest In Peace
#40
Jan 18, 2008
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moet_laureate said:
since somebody mentioned it.... i got small limpage :(

i'm scared to sleep with a broad, she might wake up in the middle of the night and see how small it is when i'm not arroused

oh well... compact for easy storage i suppose
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moet_laureate said:
but don't get me wrong though.... its another story when i'm about to get my fuck on..... but afterwards..... gotta put it away before she see's :(
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
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