Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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Yesterday at the raiders game was so crazy. 2 of my boys and I killed a half gallon of kirkland vodka tailgating. One is a stealers fan and one a niners fan. The guy who is a niners fan left the game by himself for no reason and passed out on the ground in the parking lot. I had to leave early in the 4th quarter because the cops were gonna arrest him if we didn't come get his stupid drunk ass. Grown ass men can't handle their fucking liquor man. Game was cracking though. Some bad bitches in the parking lot tailgating. When I was in line to piss this bitch had some of the nicest tiddies I can ever recall seeing in person in a long time... I was gonna motor boat right there. Of course the raiders won too which is dope
was just talking with the facilities guy here & he told me his daughter is an actress in LA & used to be on some show called 'southland'
Anyhow, dude goes on to tell me her roommate is Kaley Cuoco...
I was like dude, hook me up either with your daughter (I dont think his Vietnam vet ass liked that LOL) or her roomate! Apparently Kaley is engaged ( like I give a fuck )
but maaaaaan, talking with this guy, who is a good dude, I was looking at his teeth & I swear dude aint brushed em in years.
Looks like cheese growing from the gums, up on top & bottom.
DIS.GUS.TING.
Anyhow, dude goes on to tell me her roommate is Kaley Cuoco...
I was like dude, hook me up either with your daughter (I dont think his Vietnam vet ass liked that LOL) or her roomate! Apparently Kaley is engaged ( like I give a fuck )
but maaaaaan, talking with this guy, who is a good dude, I was looking at his teeth & I swear dude aint brushed em in years.
Looks like cheese growing from the gums, up on top & bottom.
DIS.GUS.TING.
