Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[BASEDVATO]

I'm joining a gym tomorrow.

 

[ELPOLLITO]

There was like 50 packets of 711 sushi in that bitch lol Toyota Camry on 20s lol

 

[drunkaholic707]

woooooooooooooooo woooooooooooooooooooooooo what a comeback twice 2012 NLCS CHAMPS

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

what year was your camry @ parker?

 

[L.D.S.]

lol, do i even want to know the circumstances? What the fuck kinda jobs you get?

Ate Chinese and got sick. Had to make emergency stop at my sister's house. Couldn't make it home. Shat for roughly 20 minutes. Decided I felt well enough to make it home. Made it 300 feet down my dirt road. Immense wave of "need to shit again" hits me. Panic stricken and overcome with anxiety, I realize I have something to wipe with if I must shit outdoors. Think to self: I can make it. Realization: can't make it. Pull over quickly, scramble for something to clean up with, run to fence and grip. Headlights still on and pointed right at my bare ass. Think to self: shit, this won't work. I pull up pants, run to car, turn headlights off, run back to fence. Grab gate posts and hope for the best. Two minutes later, anxiety ceases and stomach begins to settle. I'll miss that pair of gym socks.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

oh shit

 

[Meta4iCAL]

woooooooooooooooo woooooooooooooooooooooooo what a comeback twice 2012 NLCS CHAMPS

ok... we get it Kah

nobody here is a Giants fan besides you... we don't care, ese

 

[BASEDVATO]

do you guys want to see some big ol fun bags I got some chick to txt me?

 

[drunkaholic707]

WoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Meta4iCAL]

do you guys want to see some big ol fun bags I got some chick to txt me?

what kind of question is that?

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

Lmao

EDIT: That was @L.D.S.

 

[drunkaholic707]

my post will work for natos post

 

[Meta4iCAL]

does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with gym socks?

oh no.. lds does that

but yes, we want to see tiddies

 

[0R0]

come on smok, you could be a pioneer for savory strains

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

yeah, nato, dont be asking FT stupid questions. I already OCD out over your shitty algebra, show us the tiddies.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

#juggs

 

[BASEDVATO]

lol they are decent tits, she thick - not fat.

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

come on smok, you could be a pioneer for savory strains

I would rather not be known as the meat-weed pioneer.

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

lol they are decent tits, she thick - not fat.

yerp.

 

[L.D.S.]

I love tiddies in all positions, but she needs to be coached on how to properly frame those tiddies for maximum male enjoyment.