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L.D.S.

The Bakersman
Aug 14, 2006
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Mizzourah
I want some eel roll from Sushi House right now.

That shit is bomb as fuck.

Jaguar roll is good, too.

Spicy tuna is good, too.

Spicy salmon is good, too.

Tuna sashimi is good, too.

Pretty much everything they make is good, too.
 

BASEDVATO

Judo Chop ur Spirit
May 8, 2002
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I told her through text, I would only hook up with her if she cooks me a meal after... being sarcastic.

She replied, sure I'll cook up whatever.

I knew from there, who is in control lmao
 

Ne Obliviscaris

RIP Cut-Throat and SoCo
Dec 30, 2004
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You must retell if you've already told.

Inquiring minds would like to know.
yeah you have, but please tell again for those who might be unaware of such story
yes please tell us the story.
OK, so this was about six or seven years ago.. maybe a little bit less.

So I meet this bitch out at a bar with my boys, shes a chubby little bitch, half way between thick and fat, but honestly I could give a fuck. I was in a long distance relationship with this indian broad I really cared about at the time, and shit was going kinda south, so I was feeling extra savage with regards to broads at that point in my life.

So anyway, I get the hoes number, and I call her that weekend and tell her to meet me at a bar by my house (the pacific inn for Nuttkase @Nuttkase ) and she shows up and proceeds to get FUCKING WASTED. She ONLY drinks shots. She orders a glass of water and drinks that while we're sitting there and then ever 15, 20 minutes goes and orders a shot, does it at the bar and comes back. Weird.

Sp anyway we go back to my place and she sucks me off, that first night.

So she becomes my default 'bored on a friday' bitch. And whenever id call her i'd make her stop at the store and buy my rossi and fish sticks and cheese cake. Just because I could and she would, I mean bitch was hella sprung.

So one night she asks me if there's anything ive ever wanted to do sexually but hadnt done... i said yeah, i aint never pissed on a bitch. which was totally true. She thinks for a couple seconds and then says "OK"

it was on. I grapped my phone (it was a treo, if that does anything to date it) and told her to get her clothes off and get in the shower and recorded me pissing on her... then making her open her mouth... then making her drink my piss... only stopping to call me daddy/... all on tape.

After that it was on with that bitch. I did her bad every which was i could.

Made her pay for a flight back to see my lady in NY

Nike Spizike's (the first one, before i decided they sucked) which were 3 bills at the time.

And I showed the video of me pissing on her to a GANG of people, often while she was sitting right there.

Fun times.