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Oct 10, 2009
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hey
You: so how u doing
Stranger: i'm okkk ! how are you ?
You: ok but im pretty high
You: lit like a light bulb
Stranger: hahahaha luckyyy
Stranger: are you a guy ?
You: .yeah
You: u a female
Stranger: yezzzirr
Stranger: how old are you
You: 22
You: u
You: how old r u
You: u suck dick
You: ?
You: ?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: haha nooooo
You: BYE

lol
 
Oct 10, 2009
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Sup
Stranger: hi m/f???
You: m
You: u
Stranger: bi male or gay???
You: Str8 male fagg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
lolol
 
Oct 10, 2009
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup
Stranger: hey there!
Stranger: asl?
You: u first
Stranger: noooo i wont lie promise!
You: honestly did i ask that bitch
You: ima male 22
Stranger: aww why so mean? :(
You: HAD is my lord & savoir &today he died for my sins
You: so im pretty depressed
You: sorry
Stranger: :(
Stranger: well im 16
You: well bye
 
Oct 10, 2009
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ok im threw but this shit had me ROLLLLIN

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: zup
Stranger: hi.
Stranger: asl ?
You: 22 m
You: us
You: u
Stranger: 18 f korea
Stranger: i love american
You: cool so you got a nice pussy
Stranger: do you like korean?
You: yeah females
Stranger: that's cool
Stranger: but i can't speak english well. sorry :)
Stranger: but I want to make friends.
You: thats str8 so I dont gotta hear you i can just get some head & you can shut the fuck up
You: cool we can be friends
You: you got some female friends that can join us
Stranger: yeah.
You: are yall all little sluts
You: i like sluts
You: :)
Stranger: fuck off
You: lol
Stranger: you make me sick
You: why so mean
You: Your mean I think you the devil
Stranger: sluts?
Stranger: asshle
You: I could of lied and acted like a different person but hell i love pussy
Stranger: asshole
You: sorry you whore
You: is that better
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
May 6, 2002
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i wanna love ya
Stranger: and treat you right
Stranger: i wanna love ya
Stranger: everyday and every night
You: ok...but can i ask u to do me a HUGE favor first?
Stranger: okay
You: put a gun under your chin and think of the worst thing that has ever happened to you
Stranger: haha not.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

Meta4iCAL

Raider Nation
Feb 21, 2005
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 23/m/california
You: u?
Stranger: 17/m/China
You: that fuckin sucks
Stranger: ........
You: i was hopin to score some pussu on here... not talk to chinese teenagers
You: fuck 90's baby
Stranger: ....
You: you're a 90's baby
Stranger: I'm very sorry
Stranger: to hear that
You: yeah, whatever... know where I can score some pussu bruhgoon?
You: what's your mom doing right now?
Stranger: ......Looking at me
You: tell her I wanna eat her cat
You: lulz, get it?
You: cause u chinese eat cats and dogs and shit, ya know?
Stranger: .......I see
You: tell ur mom to post tits
Stranger: ..........Speechless
You: can u have ur mom talk.... you're a lame ass motherfucker bruhgoon
Stranger: Maybe shit is healthy for you
You: shit is healthy for me?
You: you eat shit?
You: what the fuck is wrong with you?
You: weirdo
Stranger: No Only you
You: dude, you're a fuckin moron
You: let me talk to your mom!
Stranger: ....She is angry too...
You: why?
Stranger: maybe your words hurt her
You: I got something else that will hurt her... lulz
Stranger: ......Maybe china is not as bad as you think
You: yeah, probably not... I was thinking about visiting China
Stranger: .......we have a foreign teacher
Stranger: he comes from california too
You: does she have nice juicy asian pussu?
You: no... I want a female teacher
Stranger: ..........so do I
You: cause u want that teacher puss huh?
You: right?
You: I feel you bruhgoon
Stranger: ......................................
You: dude, are you a homo?
You: you don't want the pussu?
You: is this marty?
Stranger: no
You: no marty?
Stranger: I'm straght
You: did you ever find out what semen tastes like bruhgoon?
You have disconnected.
 
Apr 3, 2008
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: sup
You: asl
Stranger: no thank you i dont want a cheeseburger
You: your cheesy
Stranger: me?
Stranger: your ass is cheesy
You: your mamas pussu is cheesy
Stranger: my mom died three years ago
You: you both like fumungacheese burgers
You: i know i was there
Stranger: um no it was in a car crash and i was in the car so i would know if you were there
You: no at her funeral dummy
Stranger: she didnt have a funeral dummy
You: i stuck my finger in her cold pussu while she lay in casket
Stranger: i can already tell your lying so just STOP YOU JACKASS
You: HAD BITCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Oct 15, 2008
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Stranger: HI
You: Yo
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: Pussu or marty?
Stranger: WHAT
You: answer my question
Stranger: I DON
Stranger: I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
You: where ya from loc?
Stranger: CLIFORNIA
You: what ya know bout that siccness
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I DONT
You: you got a pussu?
Stranger: A PUSSY DUMB FUCK
Stranger: SPELL IT RIGHT
You: not in the siccness
You: pussu is the correct term
Stranger: I DONT UNDERSTAND YOU, FUCKING JAP
Stranger: SUCK MY DICK
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: wanna hear a secret?
You: wanna hear a secret?
You: oh shit
You: i was typing the same thing lol
Stranger: cool
Stranger: you first
You: i killed a man in reno just to watch him die
Stranger: ok
Stranger: My friend, 25 yo male, married his long term girlfriend and I fuck with him regularly
Stranger: and I'm also male
Stranger: the best part is that she asked me to be their baby's godfather
You: Marty50?
Stranger: oh shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahahahahaha...
 
Apr 11, 2007
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: this is really frustrating
You: WHAT IS
Stranger: i pour my heart out and all i get is some asshole who can't even speak english i might add disconnecting on me
You: lmao that serves u right cryin in omegle
Stranger: i suppose
You: now go play in traffic
Stranger: okay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Apr 11, 2007
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: welcome to the dopehouse may i take ur order
You: we got a fine collection of crack, pcp, heroin and thizz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Apr 11, 2007
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello!
Stranger: how are you?
You: gd
Stranger: where are you from?
You: northern europe
Stranger: what do you like to do?
You: rob banks
You: and rape hoes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.