What's the worst rap punchline you've ever heard?

[R]

I'LL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR FUCKIN FACE

CAUSE I'M A DISGRACE NIGGA!

 

[duecenine]

they call me silverbacc, cause baby i go-rilla.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ = weakest shit ever.

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

they call me silverbacc, cause baby i go-rilla.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ = weakest shit ever.

I was waiting on someone to say this lol The funny thing is, I get props for that all the time once people get it.

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

the worst punchline still involves rhyming "BITCH" and "SHIT"

 

[Dana Dane]

"I'm smokin on weed greener than a can of green paint"

Thats a REAL line in a rap.

 

[Gas One]

"im smoking blunts about as big as my dick hard"-loki

smh @ hallucinating your own cock in your mouth

oh yeah, and the line about dj quik saying mc eiht was gonna be the first man ever to suck his dick, i know the line i just dont feel liek saying it, wtf at that shit

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

lol yeah

"AND RIGHT BEFO I NUT I SHOOT SOME PISS IN YO FACE."

uhhh...

 

[SouthernComfort]

"whats next, whats next, whats N-X-E-T, its me, warren to the mjthafuckin g"

 

[Gemini]

"With DJ Quik in this bitch I let my balls hang." - 2Pac (from the song Late Night)

I always picture DJ Quik in the studio writing his verse while 2Pac is spitting his. And as soon as Pac spits that line Quik looks up like, "What did he say?" With a concerned look on his face.

And then...

 

[Gemini]

And any rap line that ends with the N word. WTF ever happened to creativity? Spitting 8 bars that end with the N word is whack IMO! Rappers are not even rhyming at that point. It's over played and seriously needs to stop.

 

[Plutonium]

And any rap line that ends with the N word. WTF ever happened to creativity? Spitting 8 bars that end with the N word is whack IMO! Rappers are not even rhyming at that point. It's over played and seriously needs to stop.

YOU WAS NEVER THERE NIGGA!

 

[Gemini]

YOU WAS NEVER THERE NIGGA!

I'm humble dude, but check the resume' and...

 

[Mr. Illmannered]

Pretty much anything Nickatina says after he stopped being Dre Dog

My face is the color of a Snickers
My favorite colors blue, my favorite numbers 2

Really??

 

[Mr G]

i came to teach you all a lesson so you respect my gangsterism

 

[Infantry Elite]

im fly like a bird..

 

[Infamy Loc]

ANYTHING WITH "BITCHES ON MY DICC CUZ I LOOK LIKE ________"....

 

[FDS]

Pretty much anything Nickatina says after he stopped being Dre Dog

My face is the color of a Snickers
My favorite colors blue, my favorite numbers 2

Really??

lol seriously!

when i heard that line i was like "oh! and this whole time i thought your face was the color of a slurpee"

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

And any rap line that ends with the N word. WTF ever happened to creativity? Spitting 8 bars that end with the N word is whack IMO! Rappers are not even rhyming at that point. It's over played and seriously needs to stop.

Srsly?! This is hot fire!

I say, we deep in the game, nigga. we switching the lanes, nigga
Got blood money homie. No pain, no gain, nigga.
Fifty a fame nigga, a G a name, nigga.
That's what we do nigga, claim your fame, nigga.
Hop out a range, nigga. Fang in hand, nigga.
Stop all that reppin', 'fore I... send some flames, nigga.
All this money, nigga. Jewelry and fame, nigga.
'Cause we be stuntin', nigga. Moving them things, nigga.

 

[Dhadnot]

Some of those are internal rhymes so yall ofays shut the fuck up

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

"whats next, whats next, whats N-X-E-T, its me, warren to the mjthafuckin g"

this verse has been clowned forever, and what's even worse, I almost misspelled my own nickname in a song once.

Why doesn't too short get more crap for misspelling MACK on Mack Attack on Born to Mack? "It's the m-a-c-a-k, from Oakland Cal-if-or-ni-a)