What's the worst rap punchline you've ever heard?
- Thread starter CHRISHOGGALYPSE
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Not necessarily a punchline, but just some gay ass shit to say in a rap song.
"I can finally afford to provide my family wit groceries"-Dr. Dre in "Forgot about Dre"
just shut the fuck up Dr. Dre. 3 lines earlier you said
"Hated on by most these niggas
Wit no cheese, no deals and no G's, no wheels and no keys
No boats, no snowmobiles and no ski's"
no snowmobiles? Thats your tough ass shit to say? You got snowmobiles and skis, something black people dont even like to do, but can FINALLY AFFORD TO PROVIDE YOUR FAMILY WITH GROCERIES. not only is it fairly easy, if u cant afford it here in the great state of California, to get WIC, EBT (food stamps), etc. but Dre u made hella bank, for 20 years. Just becuz u dont buy ur kids groceries doesnt mean you cant afford it.
"I can finally afford to provide my family wit groceries"-Dr. Dre in "Forgot about Dre"
just shut the fuck up Dr. Dre. 3 lines earlier you said
"Hated on by most these niggas
Wit no cheese, no deals and no G's, no wheels and no keys
No boats, no snowmobiles and no ski's"
no snowmobiles? Thats your tough ass shit to say? You got snowmobiles and skis, something black people dont even like to do, but can FINALLY AFFORD TO PROVIDE YOUR FAMILY WITH GROCERIES. not only is it fairly easy, if u cant afford it here in the great state of California, to get WIC, EBT (food stamps), etc. but Dre u made hella bank, for 20 years. Just becuz u dont buy ur kids groceries doesnt mean you cant afford it.
I never understood how anybody can mob while listening to Wayne on full blast.
What kind of faggot mobs to someone yelling "i'm going in" all faggotish. fuck outtahere.
"Well lemme tell you something, you might have more cash then me//
But you ain't got the skillz to eat a niggas ass like me.//"
-Canibus
"I'll treat you like milk, i'll do nothin but spoil you"
-Lil Flip
What kind of faggot mobs to someone yelling "i'm going in" all faggotish. fuck outtahere.
"Well lemme tell you something, you might have more cash then me//
But you ain't got the skillz to eat a niggas ass like me.//"
-Canibus
"I'll treat you like milk, i'll do nothin but spoil you"
-Lil Flip
Nickatina is the wack ass line champion
I mean fuck it im a fan I still remember in the city when scottie 15 came out you could hear that bass line gettin bumped all day
But still his shit be hilarious sometimes
You can listen to any given andre nickatina song and come out with some funny shit gauranteed
I mean fuck it im a fan I still remember in the city when scottie 15 came out you could hear that bass line gettin bumped all day
But still his shit be hilarious sometimes
You can listen to any given andre nickatina song and come out with some funny shit gauranteed
I can feel this line
i cant count the number of times some bitch thought she would be cute cause she brought the condom and they got you a lifestyles
Or you hit up someone for a condom and they give u a lifestyles
Shit is like a finger cot
Only a hamster could use that without extreme pain
It's like the ultimate buzz kill
Lifestyles and Durex condoms were made for children experimenting with sex
Thats why those Durex commercials crack me up "This is what sex is like in an ordinary condom"
If your sex is like that, it's probably because you can fit into a durex
i cant count the number of times some bitch thought she would be cute cause she brought the condom and they got you a lifestyles
Or you hit up someone for a condom and they give u a lifestyles
Shit is like a finger cot
Only a hamster could use that without extreme pain
It's like the ultimate buzz kill
Lifestyles and Durex condoms were made for children experimenting with sex
Thats why those Durex commercials crack me up "This is what sex is like in an ordinary condom"
If your sex is like that, it's probably because you can fit into a durex
and your city turned to brown,
nino
-drake
swimmin in the money come and find me,
nemo
-drake
if i was at the club u know i balled
chemo
-drake
comin down the street like a parade,
macy's
-ludacris
i fill her up,
BALLOOONS!
-ludacris
i-i-i-it-it-its goin down,
basement
- nikki minaj
lol all those tyeps of punchlines are garbage to me, all these new lame ass rappers using that same style now
I see opportunity
im a opportunist
nigga you heard what i said im a opportunist
- young jeezy
i come to take the game like john madden
cause i played in the game like john madden
- young jeezy
nino
-drake
swimmin in the money come and find me,
nemo
-drake
if i was at the club u know i balled
chemo
-drake
comin down the street like a parade,
macy's
-ludacris
i fill her up,
BALLOOONS!
-ludacris
i-i-i-it-it-its goin down,
basement
- nikki minaj
lol all those tyeps of punchlines are garbage to me, all these new lame ass rappers using that same style now
I see opportunity
im a opportunist
nigga you heard what i said im a opportunist
- young jeezy
i come to take the game like john madden
cause i played in the game like john madden
- young jeezy
i dont like drake's jew ass but he has more than few tight punchlines..
you stupid cracker. you just dont understand because of your rampant crackerism.
you shouldnt even have an opinion on rap, wit yo cracka ass..
when we want an opinion on Jethro Tull or Skynnyrd then we'll hit yo cracka ass up.
you cracker ass cracker.
SWIMMIN IN THE MONEY, COME FIND ME.. NEMO
you stupid cracker. you just dont understand because of your rampant crackerism.
you shouldnt even have an opinion on rap, wit yo cracka ass..
when we want an opinion on Jethro Tull or Skynnyrd then we'll hit yo cracka ass up.
you cracker ass cracker.
SWIMMIN IN THE MONEY, COME FIND ME.. NEMO
papoose is the worst when it comes to punchlines....the absolute worst.....
"i'm new era like a mistake on your computer"
"now the steaks are high, like the top shelf at the meat market"....
"i dont care if you wont, i would, like a lumber yard"
"the bullets gonna travel like a ball player who wont dribble"
"that weed keep my mind out the gutter, so i stay hi like the word we use to greet each other"
"i take my time..yall be rushuing like the Soviet Union"
"now your lost like a person without a map"
"messin around you'll get black 'buried' like a cell phone"
listened to his first few mixtapes when he was poppin and when he started sayin shit like that, it was over......papoose is the worst of all time..chamillionaire is right behind him..
"i'm new era like a mistake on your computer"
"now the steaks are high, like the top shelf at the meat market"....
"i dont care if you wont, i would, like a lumber yard"
"the bullets gonna travel like a ball player who wont dribble"
"that weed keep my mind out the gutter, so i stay hi like the word we use to greet each other"
"i take my time..yall be rushuing like the Soviet Union"
"now your lost like a person without a map"
"messin around you'll get black 'buried' like a cell phone"
listened to his first few mixtapes when he was poppin and when he started sayin shit like that, it was over......papoose is the worst of all time..chamillionaire is right behind him..
I gotta say Lil Wayne has some of the weakest lines I ever heard.
This video is classic although it's a freestyle. He has some of the weakest lines ever.
"Not Georgetown but I'm an uptown Hoya...hehee." - Lil Wayne
"Freestylin' for ya no for me for me no no only for money." - Lil Wayne
"I sit back and tell my bus driver where to go....I'm finished." -Lil Wayne
Funniest thing is that he tries to bring it back cuz he knows his shit was weak.
"I'm out this world hoe, and I wear bright red like a girl toe." -Lil Wayne
King of whack ass garbage lyrics himself. Lil Wayne.
This video is classic although it's a freestyle. He has some of the weakest lines ever.
"Not Georgetown but I'm an uptown Hoya...hehee." - Lil Wayne
"Freestylin' for ya no for me for me no no only for money." - Lil Wayne
"I sit back and tell my bus driver where to go....I'm finished." -Lil Wayne
Funniest thing is that he tries to bring it back cuz he knows his shit was weak.
"I'm out this world hoe, and I wear bright red like a girl toe." -Lil Wayne
King of whack ass garbage lyrics himself. Lil Wayne.