Military Question

[MizeryMade]

I have asthma, so I'm pretty sure that disqualifies me from serving any kind of active duty. Had Army recruiters comin' at me tough when I was in high school. I did register for Selective Service though.

 

[ESCOBAR 92113]

I need to get a better job and I'm feeling old at almost 23. I'm going for Gov't next job. If not, maybe SD G&E or COX. I don't fucking know.

Luckily I have a AS degree in Criminal Justice that I got last summer, but I really don't fucking know what to do with it. Super easy degree to get at SouthWestern college, but better than HS diploma atleast. lol

my brother is a co out here at donovan. he is your age making nice bread. He just got transferred though, got caught up this economic bullshit....why dont you go out for customs or bp if youre looking for govt?

 

[Gas One]

customs is hella hiring.

but theres a background check like a mutha fucka if you aint security cleared

shit takes like 6 months of sending paperwork and waiting on it back

i was gonna try to work for immigration but they pulled up old ass charges and asked me to write a 3 page letter on why i lied...and i was like man fuck this stupid ass shit lol

talkin about im under perjury if i lie

 

[ESCOBAR 92113]

customs is hella hiring.

but theres a background check like a mutha fucka if you aint security cleared

shit takes like 6 months of sending paperwork and waiting on it back

i was gonna try to work for immigration but they pulled up old ass charges and asked me to write a 3 page letter on why i lied...and i was like man fuck this stupid ass shit lol

talkin about im under perjury if i lie

yeah man, im bout to do that immigration thing...process took about 7 mths total. backround check was no joke, i aint even gonna get into it...shit was ridiculous. im heading out to new mexico on april 6th and will be training out there for 10weeks.....shit gots me hella anxious/nervous being out there so long without my fam. but fuck it thats why im doing it.

 

[THIZZHARD]

homeland security would be a dope job but the training is fucking crazy knowing my ass i would probably get bribbed into some shit and end up in prison the rest of my life.

 

[bayflip]

my advice.. check out all branches, find out what you want to do in the military, and if it might benefit you in the civilian world when you get out

 

[ESCOBAR 92113]

homeland security would be a dope job but the training is fucking crazy knowing my ass i would probably get bribbed into some shit and end up in prison the rest of my life.

that shit is easy to do man, lots of corrupt fools out there taking bribes...

 

[Gas One]

yeah man, im bout to do that immigration thing...process took about 7 mths total. backround check was no joke, i aint even gonna get into it...shit was ridiculous. im heading out to new mexico on april 6th and will be training out there for 10weeks.....shit gots me hella anxious/nervous being out there so long without my fam. but fuck it thats why im doing it.

yeah, supposedly arent they able to ship you anywhere where immigration is needed? (arizona, texas, new mexico) ? i remember my coworker was hella worried about that when it came to his family and said that while you can request a certain place, they can kinda pull some 'take it or leave it' shit with you

hes happy with the job but carrying all that shit in hot ass desert weather has to suck..

 

[R]

going to the military would be like going to prison to me

im trying to avoid either at all costs

i dont think smoking weed in church is a good way to avoid prison!

 

[Gas One]

homeland security would be a dope job but the training is fucking crazy knowing my ass i would probably get bribbed into some shit and end up in prison the rest of my life.

someone my mom knows go caught accepting bribes...they gave her like 11 years or somethin crazy

was all over the news when it happened

when i was applying my boy was like 'do you think youll still be able to smoke weed?' lol i was like hell yeah i better

they hire a p.i. to do work on you, my homeboy got a picture of himself smoking a blunt in front of his house sent to his mail over some other shit lol

too this day i still get background checked, if i even get in a car accident i gotta fill out hella paperwork

mutha fuckas mailed letters to all my friends and referernces, everything..im glad i dont have slacker friends lol

i woulda loved that job but the background was hella tough. id prolly pass it now.

 

[Calm 1 NPK 503]

Fuck going into the military!

 

[ESCOBAR 92113]

yeah, supposedly arent they able to ship you anywhere where immigration is needed? (arizona, texas, new mexico) ? i remember my coworker was hella worried about that when it came to his family and said that while you can request a certain place, they can kinda pull some 'take it or leave it' shit with you

hes happy with the job but carrying all that shit in hot ass desert weather has to suck..

not no more dawg...i guess since they need all kinds of people they got this no involuntary relocation. i requested california....they already offered me a position in the san diego sector...they give you three choices. basically you can say no twice but i heard that if you do they pretty much blackball you and put you on the back burner...im trying to get in and do two years at that point i can transfer to any government agency.

 

[Artistic]

i dont think smoking weed in church is a good way to avoid prison!

why would smoking weed in a church have anymore of a penalty than smoking it on the street?

i mean if you kill someone in church are you gonna get more years than if you kil someone on the block?

 

[Gas One]

i mean if you kill someone in church are you gonna get more years than if you kil someone on the block?

actually...yes

 

[Artistic]

why?

 

[Gas One]

when you go to court, the technicalities of a crime are factored in.

churches being a place of worship and assumed safety, im guessing you have alot more chance of a maximum sentence.

but thats only assuming the crime that takes place on the street, isnt as coldhearted as going into church and popping someone while people are praying to god

judges definitely do have some leniency in judging your moral character before laying the law down

 

[jr916]

i tried to join, scored hella high on the asvab?, was about to do the physical and sign, and i got a felony when i was like 12 or 13 years old and they said sorry no go

 

[SC_408]

i tried to join, scored hella high on the asvab?, was about to do the physical and sign, and i got a felony when i was like 12 or 13 years old and they said sorry no go

which branch.? cause i the marine corps can pretty much give u a waiver for almost anything except for murder

 

[MobbinINda916]

i tried 2 join the army but they wouldn't let me in cuz i got 2 felonies

 

[kon/AOV]

i been in for 5 done one deployment to iraq n possibly might have to go to afghanistan n got bout 6 months left