I think I hit rock bottom in the pool of Pathetic

[:ab:]

It all began when I Scotch-taped my hair clippers to a drumstick in order to shave my hairy back for my date... then got stood up for said date...

that's so fucking classic i don't know what else to say

 

[:ab:]

Owned at your back hair now growing back even thicker, and you having to continue this drum stick/razor operation when ever you go out on a date. If you don't find a bitch to marry soon (so you can stop trying to impress her), your back will look like Robin Williams' forearm.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
oh what a tangled web we weave

 

[DFDoom]

Comb that shit and get some 360 waves goin'.

 

[Defy]

get some cornrows on your back

 

[Defy]

or better yet, grow some dreads on your back, then when people say "shake your dreads" you can hella do that "shoulder shake" shit beezies do to shake their titties

 

[:ab:]

lol!

 

[DFDoom]

or better yet, grow some dreads on your back, then when people say "shake your dreads" you can hella do that "shoulder shake" shit beezies do to shake their titties

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Shimmy them dreads.

 

[short]

u coulda used a conventional razor instead

 

[rmillerpacers31]

It could have been worse if you had gone out with the chick and:

The chick had more back hair then you did before you shaved.
The chick had a dick.
You were a midget and she was a chick with a dick and a hairy back.

 

[DoucheBagFresh]

Look on the bright side at least you aint j.colombo

 

[Mi$ta-Murda187]

Look on the bright side at least you aint j.colombo

LOL

 

[MEXCOM]

LOL! I just got a new sig.

 

[DubbC415]

For some reason I just imagined Homer Simpson doin this shit, as i read it.

 

[Lo-Lo]

lol that sounds more like some peter griffin type shit ^^^