It all began when I Scotch-taped my hair clippers to a drumstick in order to shave my hairy back for my date... then got stood up for said date... then went to the movies by myself instead, only to find out the last showing was sold out... then went to McDonalds and ate a caramel sundae by myself in the parking lot... then on my way home got a ticket for passing a red-light.
Can a social life get any worse???
Can a social life get any worse???