Your craziest story while getting, or after getting some pussu.
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I knew this beezy from back in highschool , actually summer school... met her during then , and never seen her since....
a few years back , i was at the gym and I think i was on the treadmill or someshit and I hear some beezy callin my name... I turn and I'm like daaamn who is this thick ass chinese broad? and how the fuck she know me!?
anyway long story short, we end up kicking it... we were driving around and she says to me whenever I feel like getting away i like to just stay at random places n get a hotel... (thats when I knew it was on like donkey kong) so she gets a room , and buys some dank and drank ( mind u i didn't pay for shit) we postin and then I start beatin shes giving ya boy crazy dome fuckin like a pornstar etc.... luckily i strapped up! anyway the next day after i beat multiple times she tells me " I have something to tell you" and I'm like oh fuck here it comes ..... hella shit is goin through my head from worse to worst!
she tells me she's an escort.. and by the good grace of the lord, i put her on my team ... broke hella bread on me would buy me clothes, shoes, take me to fancy resturants n shit and would even kick me down loot to go see other broads... what a friend
a few years back , i was at the gym and I think i was on the treadmill or someshit and I hear some beezy callin my name... I turn and I'm like daaamn who is this thick ass chinese broad? and how the fuck she know me!?
anyway long story short, we end up kicking it... we were driving around and she says to me whenever I feel like getting away i like to just stay at random places n get a hotel... (thats when I knew it was on like donkey kong) so she gets a room , and buys some dank and drank ( mind u i didn't pay for shit) we postin and then I start beatin shes giving ya boy crazy dome fuckin like a pornstar etc.... luckily i strapped up! anyway the next day after i beat multiple times she tells me " I have something to tell you" and I'm like oh fuck here it comes ..... hella shit is goin through my head from worse to worst!
she tells me she's an escort.. and by the good grace of the lord, i put her on my team ... broke hella bread on me would buy me clothes, shoes, take me to fancy resturants n shit and would even kick me down loot to go see other broads... what a friend
Ok this one real recent like March. I was dating this FINE ass bitch, look EXACTLY like Angelina Jolie no lie, she crazy as fuck bisexual ass bitch.
Anyway one night she calls me to pick her and her friend up from the club cuz she says they got kicked out for bein too lesbian. I go swoop these bitches and they like fallin down drunk. Her friend got a ugly face, pretty long blond hair, a killer ass body and big fake ass tits, lookin like a stripper. Anyway get em back to Angelinas daddys house, his crazy ass still out at the bar. Angelina starts talkin bout 3ums and shit and they kissing and we doing 3 way kisses and shit. They keep on drinkin jus gettin LIT im totally sober but had a few shots with them. Anyway her dad comes home and starts blockin, cuz he wanna fuck the fake tit stripper friend. So whatever I take Angelina upstairs and fuck her brains out while shes puking into a trash can on the side of her bed. Im hittin from behind and everytime she hurls her pussy clenches up and gets mad tight. Anyway I bust and we layin there. Her stripper friend comes upstairs all creeped out like "You dad just tried to fuck me I need to lay in her with you"
Anyway I lay right between the two bitches. My girl passes out drunk. Lil bit later her friend start grinding her ass on me, puttin my hands on her fake tits. I wanna fuck her but Im like fuck it, I start fucking my girl again from behind, meanwhile im feelin up her friend. I expected her friend to just kinda jump in but she never did and I bust in my girl again.
A lil bit later the friend starts in again with the ass grinding and hand on the tits. Now im like "fuck this shit" and I jump into the friends pussy. Im bein real cool not going to hard cuz i dont wanna wake my girl up. I knew she was talkin bout 3sum but she was like crazy obsessed wit me I fucking knew shed be pissed if I fucked her friend. Anyway Im bout to bust and i just start going buck on her friend. Angelina finally wakes up and she just STOMPS the fuck outta the room and goes and slams the bathroom door. Now Im like "Fuck do I finish or go see whats up? " Im like fuck it I go for the finish but then she was stomping so loud and making all kinds of noises in the bathroom now her dad And her brother up asking WTFs going on.
So me and her friend go into the bathroom and this bitch has a razor blade and has mad cut up both of her arms all the way up her forearms. And there are pill bottles all over the bathroom and tons of pills in her mouth. Me and her friend spend over an hour tryin calm her down she keeps grabbing loose pills and eatin em, or she would find razors real quick and start cutting her legs and shit. Anyway we calm this bitch down, and we all go for a ride to bring her friend home. I stop at the gas station to get ciggarettes.
I find out later when Im in the store her bitch ass friend said to my girl "WTF happened I dont even remember" tryin play it off like I was fuckin her while she was passed out and shit. Trust me that bitch was all about it, throwing her own legs up and shit.
We both also came to find out later that her friend actually did fuck her dad that night downstairs before she came into bed with us. Whatever tho, thats the closest to a 3sum I ever been lol> I aint wit Angelina no more but still cool wit her crazy ass dad and brother.
Anyway one night she calls me to pick her and her friend up from the club cuz she says they got kicked out for bein too lesbian. I go swoop these bitches and they like fallin down drunk. Her friend got a ugly face, pretty long blond hair, a killer ass body and big fake ass tits, lookin like a stripper. Anyway get em back to Angelinas daddys house, his crazy ass still out at the bar. Angelina starts talkin bout 3ums and shit and they kissing and we doing 3 way kisses and shit. They keep on drinkin jus gettin LIT im totally sober but had a few shots with them. Anyway her dad comes home and starts blockin, cuz he wanna fuck the fake tit stripper friend. So whatever I take Angelina upstairs and fuck her brains out while shes puking into a trash can on the side of her bed. Im hittin from behind and everytime she hurls her pussy clenches up and gets mad tight. Anyway I bust and we layin there. Her stripper friend comes upstairs all creeped out like "You dad just tried to fuck me I need to lay in her with you"
Anyway I lay right between the two bitches. My girl passes out drunk. Lil bit later her friend start grinding her ass on me, puttin my hands on her fake tits. I wanna fuck her but Im like fuck it, I start fucking my girl again from behind, meanwhile im feelin up her friend. I expected her friend to just kinda jump in but she never did and I bust in my girl again.
A lil bit later the friend starts in again with the ass grinding and hand on the tits. Now im like "fuck this shit" and I jump into the friends pussy. Im bein real cool not going to hard cuz i dont wanna wake my girl up. I knew she was talkin bout 3sum but she was like crazy obsessed wit me I fucking knew shed be pissed if I fucked her friend. Anyway Im bout to bust and i just start going buck on her friend. Angelina finally wakes up and she just STOMPS the fuck outta the room and goes and slams the bathroom door. Now Im like "Fuck do I finish or go see whats up? " Im like fuck it I go for the finish but then she was stomping so loud and making all kinds of noises in the bathroom now her dad And her brother up asking WTFs going on.
So me and her friend go into the bathroom and this bitch has a razor blade and has mad cut up both of her arms all the way up her forearms. And there are pill bottles all over the bathroom and tons of pills in her mouth. Me and her friend spend over an hour tryin calm her down she keeps grabbing loose pills and eatin em, or she would find razors real quick and start cutting her legs and shit. Anyway we calm this bitch down, and we all go for a ride to bring her friend home. I stop at the gas station to get ciggarettes.
I find out later when Im in the store her bitch ass friend said to my girl "WTF happened I dont even remember" tryin play it off like I was fuckin her while she was passed out and shit. Trust me that bitch was all about it, throwing her own legs up and shit.
We both also came to find out later that her friend actually did fuck her dad that night downstairs before she came into bed with us. Whatever tho, thats the closest to a 3sum I ever been lol> I aint wit Angelina no more but still cool wit her crazy ass dad and brother.
