Your craziest story while getting, or after getting some pussu.
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anyone ever suffer from sex-related injuries?
This one bitch had this couch, and I dunno, it had some kind of weird raised material on it. so we aint fucked yet, we worked together and she was always flirting with me, doing little stupid shit like grabbin my ass...like one time the homegirl at work saw her grab my ass as I walked by and was like "hold up, did I just see what I thought I saw? turn around and walk by us again" so I did and this time the homegirl grabbed my ass but the other chick grabbed my dick....anyways....I say lets kick it, she agrees, she tells me about the toys she has and we go to some porn shop where I pick up some condoms and then we go back to her pad. she turns on the tv, hands me the remote and says I'm gonna take a shower.....then she comes back in this short ass robe and sits down next to me.....its on...so I'm up in em, got one knee on the couch and the other foot on the floor for stability and extra push.....what I don't notice is the inside of my leg HELLA RUBBIN against the couch. I bust, but then I start to feel this burning and I'm thinking "oh shit, wtf did she have? wait, I wore a condom" and I look down and the inside of my leg is red & raw as fuck.....I had to walk hella bow-legged for like 2 days after that.....but that bitch was fine, I'd go thru that again :cheeky:
This one bitch had this couch, and I dunno, it had some kind of weird raised material on it. so we aint fucked yet, we worked together and she was always flirting with me, doing little stupid shit like grabbin my ass...like one time the homegirl at work saw her grab my ass as I walked by and was like "hold up, did I just see what I thought I saw? turn around and walk by us again" so I did and this time the homegirl grabbed my ass but the other chick grabbed my dick....anyways....I say lets kick it, she agrees, she tells me about the toys she has and we go to some porn shop where I pick up some condoms and then we go back to her pad. she turns on the tv, hands me the remote and says I'm gonna take a shower.....then she comes back in this short ass robe and sits down next to me.....its on...so I'm up in em, got one knee on the couch and the other foot on the floor for stability and extra push.....what I don't notice is the inside of my leg HELLA RUBBIN against the couch. I bust, but then I start to feel this burning and I'm thinking "oh shit, wtf did she have? wait, I wore a condom" and I look down and the inside of my leg is red & raw as fuck.....I had to walk hella bow-legged for like 2 days after that.....but that bitch was fine, I'd go thru that again :cheeky:
The place: San Diego - homie's couch
The time: Summer 02 - latenight status
Thwackin a bad broad from the backside... diggin the inkwork.. feline paws runnin all up them carmel philipina & black thighs...
Feelin like a superstar cuz she was bad than a mufugga & had originally holla'd at me a few weeks back when I had been to Dago for the first time...
*Thwack* *Thwack*
Her hair was immaculate - so in one swift move I got them locks within my grasp & proceeded to pull to the point her chin tilted to the heavens!!
*Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* (supreme poundage)
This is it; I'm getting ready to release the kraken... she cheering me on.. this was it... Northern Cali game is about to rain heavy on her crack!!!
My grip is firm on that hair like a leash to a rabid Mastiff...
I'm bout to... OH FUCK SON THE FUCK!?!
GUESS WHAT?!? - that ain't her real hair - I didn't realize until that mug popped off!!!
I thought cuz the sista was half Pinay that it wouldn'tve been a hair-piece
OOPS... My bad gurl
Now I'm feelin like Subzero on the winning end of a head-rip fatality!!
The way her moans of ecstacy transformed into wails of agony will not long be forgotten!!
By the time I get over the shock to the point I can resume the backside boogie... My boy comes down the stairs to get a glass of water... he's blessed with the art of perfect timing like that...
Of course she doesn't believe me when I says he was sleep-walkin & didn't know what was goin on..
So now I'm watching her bald-headed ass run around hysterically talkin about "Oh my god oh my god Where my clothes at?!?"
My penis gives up at teh sight so I escort her outside...
She tells me she came twice - I tell her I got shut out
She says we should kick it again some time - she never hears from me again
My gurl hates this story - but my bru-goons find it entertaining
The time: Summer 02 - latenight status
Thwackin a bad broad from the backside... diggin the inkwork.. feline paws runnin all up them carmel philipina & black thighs...
Feelin like a superstar cuz she was bad than a mufugga & had originally holla'd at me a few weeks back when I had been to Dago for the first time...
*Thwack* *Thwack*
Her hair was immaculate - so in one swift move I got them locks within my grasp & proceeded to pull to the point her chin tilted to the heavens!!
*Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* (supreme poundage)
This is it; I'm getting ready to release the kraken... she cheering me on.. this was it... Northern Cali game is about to rain heavy on her crack!!!
My grip is firm on that hair like a leash to a rabid Mastiff...
I'm bout to... OH FUCK SON THE FUCK!?!
GUESS WHAT?!? - that ain't her real hair - I didn't realize until that mug popped off!!!
I thought cuz the sista was half Pinay that it wouldn'tve been a hair-piece
OOPS... My bad gurl
Now I'm feelin like Subzero on the winning end of a head-rip fatality!!
The way her moans of ecstacy transformed into wails of agony will not long be forgotten!!
By the time I get over the shock to the point I can resume the backside boogie... My boy comes down the stairs to get a glass of water... he's blessed with the art of perfect timing like that...
Of course she doesn't believe me when I says he was sleep-walkin & didn't know what was goin on..
So now I'm watching her bald-headed ass run around hysterically talkin about "Oh my god oh my god Where my clothes at?!?"
My penis gives up at teh sight so I escort her outside...
She tells me she came twice - I tell her I got shut out
She says we should kick it again some time - she never hears from me again
My gurl hates this story - but my bru-goons find it entertaining
Fuck it! I got to tell you guy's this one...
2000
I was friends with this one chick (that I met through a older chick I knew), but her mom was fuckin' saucy though! Bitch was fuckin' bomb looking! We were strickly friends though.
I'd go & kick it at the pad & her mom would tell me she was going through some shit with her man. That he was old & wouldn't give it to her like she liked.
One night I random called her (cause she had told me her man was out of town) on my way home after this other beezie left me with the blue balls effect for the night. Bitch left haters on me though (big ones).
She was all, "Get something to drink & and stop by. I don't want to get drunk, just social drink." Yeah! It was on. I stopped by the store & picked up a six pack of Heinekens, which I don't really care for, but fuck it.
I show up & we kick it on the small couch as her daughter is crashed out on the big couch. We polish off the six pack and start hand playing and I start kissing up on her. All this time I'm thinking, this is ol' girl's mom! Hell yeah! I reach down and get my hand on the pussu and she pulls my hand out. Then tells me, "I have silk peach colored panties on." I remain collective like, "For real? Let me see em'." She pulls off her shorts a little and shows me. The only light we had was from the t.v. glare. I proceed to reach and pull em' off and I look over at the big couch where her daughter is sleeping. She tell's me, "She won't wake up." I pull my shorts down and start hitting it right then & there. She then tells me to stop & we move over by the carpeted dining room area cause her other kids were on her bed. This lady butt naked get's on all fours & I'm like GOT DAAAAMN! I start hitting it from the back...
We went on to different positions whatever whatever the shit was bomb! I left her house like 6:30 a.m.
She calls me later that day & tells me she doesn't regret what happened due to me having haters on me. Fuck it, I'm thinking pimp status.
A couple of days later I'm kicking it @ her pad during the afternoon & she tells me, "My husband is on his way right now, but don't trip. He won't say nothing cause your here. He's an idiot anyway." I start trippin' & her oldest daughter starts tellin' me, "Dude relax. He's old & gray." I'm thinkin' fuck this I need to GTFO!
Her friend that was closer to my age stands up & say's, "Watch! I'll bring a picture from the room." Get's up & comes back & hands me a frame to which I go into shock!
Now, this dude must of had some some weak genes, or just stressed the fuck out bad. I saw the pic & yelled out out his name like WTF?!?!?!?!
They all looked at me like, "You know him?"
It was a Homie I had gone to school with!
And I made up some shit & I got the fuck outta there fast!aranoid:
2000
I was friends with this one chick (that I met through a older chick I knew), but her mom was fuckin' saucy though! Bitch was fuckin' bomb looking! We were strickly friends though.
I'd go & kick it at the pad & her mom would tell me she was going through some shit with her man. That he was old & wouldn't give it to her like she liked.
One night I random called her (cause she had told me her man was out of town) on my way home after this other beezie left me with the blue balls effect for the night. Bitch left haters on me though (big ones).
She was all, "Get something to drink & and stop by. I don't want to get drunk, just social drink." Yeah! It was on. I stopped by the store & picked up a six pack of Heinekens, which I don't really care for, but fuck it.
I show up & we kick it on the small couch as her daughter is crashed out on the big couch. We polish off the six pack and start hand playing and I start kissing up on her. All this time I'm thinking, this is ol' girl's mom! Hell yeah! I reach down and get my hand on the pussu and she pulls my hand out. Then tells me, "I have silk peach colored panties on." I remain collective like, "For real? Let me see em'." She pulls off her shorts a little and shows me. The only light we had was from the t.v. glare. I proceed to reach and pull em' off and I look over at the big couch where her daughter is sleeping. She tell's me, "She won't wake up." I pull my shorts down and start hitting it right then & there. She then tells me to stop & we move over by the carpeted dining room area cause her other kids were on her bed. This lady butt naked get's on all fours & I'm like GOT DAAAAMN! I start hitting it from the back...
We went on to different positions whatever whatever the shit was bomb! I left her house like 6:30 a.m.
She calls me later that day & tells me she doesn't regret what happened due to me having haters on me. Fuck it, I'm thinking pimp status.
A couple of days later I'm kicking it @ her pad during the afternoon & she tells me, "My husband is on his way right now, but don't trip. He won't say nothing cause your here. He's an idiot anyway." I start trippin' & her oldest daughter starts tellin' me, "Dude relax. He's old & gray." I'm thinkin' fuck this I need to GTFO!
Her friend that was closer to my age stands up & say's, "Watch! I'll bring a picture from the room." Get's up & comes back & hands me a frame to which I go into shock!
Now, this dude must of had some some weak genes, or just stressed the fuck out bad. I saw the pic & yelled out out his name like WTF?!?!?!?!
They all looked at me like, "You know him?"
It was a Homie I had gone to school with!
And I made up some shit & I got the fuck outta there fast!
aranoid:
yal niggas complaining about a bitch lyin about birth control or a shot or surgery type shit being performed,muthafucka shouldnt have been hitting them raw any ways.
what is fucking funny tho is about the dude saying he was in the closet with one of the muthafuckin pit bulls still tho,now thats some funny muthafuckin shit right there mayne. wtf did u and the dog talk about? hahahaha
what is fucking funny tho is about the dude saying he was in the closet with one of the muthafuckin pit bulls still tho,now thats some funny muthafuckin shit right there mayne. wtf did u and the dog talk about? hahahaha
This shit makes me laugh every time I think about it...
Ok so I used to work at this massage clinic as a manager, one of the girls that worked there as a massage therapist was always flirtin with me n shit and teling me she was a MILF I wish I could get with... Im just like ya whatever beezy if u wanna be another notch of the old fuckin belt get at me...
So she tells ya boy to come over one night and kick it with her at the spot and have some drinks. So Im like coo, went and picked up a bottle of vodka, bitch loved that shit, we get over there and we are watching a movie n shit, Im thinkin we are just gonna get some drinks go 2 the room do teh bizz and Im gonna bounce. Oh no, her fuckin daughter is there wide as fuck awake, sittin in the middle of us cockblockin like a muh fucka. Im thinkin im bout to just smash a few drinks and just bounce and hit up anotha beez. But she takes the daughter into the other room and tries to get her to go to sleep which of course takes for fuckin EVER. But she finally does. Im like coo, lets hurry this shit up its already like 1am. So we finish our drinks and head into the room. Without hesitation this fine lil mexican/italian slut gets right to it. FWAP FWAP FWAP ur boy is smushin cakes. About 15 mins into it, I got her on her side and Im layin sidewayz behind her stuffin ol girl. Im facing the door, all of a sudden I see that fuckin door start creekin open, and im like ohhhh fuck nah! We woke up her damn lil girl, she comes walkin in rubbin her eyes n shit, we are both so stunned I dont even remove my penis from teh pussu. So her little girl walks up to the bed talkin about "mommy i kept hearing screams and knocking against the wall, im scared!" MEANWHILE we are both staring dead at this little girl sweatin our asses off literally while my cock is still inside the pussu just chillin like a fuckin hotdog in a bun. So while she is tryin to convince her kid to go back to bed my sicc ass, I slowly lean back and behind the beezy and slowly continue to give slow pumps to this phat ass. She slaps my thigh as if to quit and I almost start crakin up laughin. So I stop for a quick sec. And Im just like fuck it I give her one big ass FWAP!! she screams and then jerks her body away from me. hahahaha the look on her daughters face was PRICELESS, she doesnt know what the fuck is goin on... or shit it probablly does, I dont give a fuck at this point... kid finally leaves....
Beezy turns back to me and slaps me on the chest... "You asshole, why would u do that in front of her!!!" lol we both laugh it off. I told her I was just playin and to get the fuck over it... We go back to the dirty, I bust mines off, tell her I gotta get up hella early the next morning for work and BOUNCE. We fuck a few more times after that, then I quit that job and I never talked to the lil dirt butt again...
Ok so I used to work at this massage clinic as a manager, one of the girls that worked there as a massage therapist was always flirtin with me n shit and teling me she was a MILF I wish I could get with... Im just like ya whatever beezy if u wanna be another notch of the old fuckin belt get at me...
So she tells ya boy to come over one night and kick it with her at the spot and have some drinks. So Im like coo, went and picked up a bottle of vodka, bitch loved that shit, we get over there and we are watching a movie n shit, Im thinkin we are just gonna get some drinks go 2 the room do teh bizz and Im gonna bounce. Oh no, her fuckin daughter is there wide as fuck awake, sittin in the middle of us cockblockin like a muh fucka. Im thinkin im bout to just smash a few drinks and just bounce and hit up anotha beez. But she takes the daughter into the other room and tries to get her to go to sleep which of course takes for fuckin EVER. But she finally does. Im like coo, lets hurry this shit up its already like 1am. So we finish our drinks and head into the room. Without hesitation this fine lil mexican/italian slut gets right to it. FWAP FWAP FWAP ur boy is smushin cakes. About 15 mins into it, I got her on her side and Im layin sidewayz behind her stuffin ol girl. Im facing the door, all of a sudden I see that fuckin door start creekin open, and im like ohhhh fuck nah! We woke up her damn lil girl, she comes walkin in rubbin her eyes n shit, we are both so stunned I dont even remove my penis from teh pussu. So her little girl walks up to the bed talkin about "mommy i kept hearing screams and knocking against the wall, im scared!" MEANWHILE we are both staring dead at this little girl sweatin our asses off literally while my cock is still inside the pussu just chillin like a fuckin hotdog in a bun. So while she is tryin to convince her kid to go back to bed my sicc ass, I slowly lean back and behind the beezy and slowly continue to give slow pumps to this phat ass. She slaps my thigh as if to quit and I almost start crakin up laughin. So I stop for a quick sec. And Im just like fuck it I give her one big ass FWAP!! she screams and then jerks her body away from me. hahahaha the look on her daughters face was PRICELESS, she doesnt know what the fuck is goin on... or shit it probablly does, I dont give a fuck at this point... kid finally leaves....
Beezy turns back to me and slaps me on the chest... "You asshole, why would u do that in front of her!!!" lol we both laugh it off. I told her I was just playin and to get the fuck over it... We go back to the dirty, I bust mines off, tell her I gotta get up hella early the next morning for work and BOUNCE. We fuck a few more times after that, then I quit that job and I never talked to the lil dirt butt again...
When i was 14 i was fuckin with a senior chick who was 18. we partied at my boys house after school on a friday n ended up fuckin her on my boys toilet n bathroom sink while everyone else was watchin cruel intentions tryin to mack their girls. ended up fuckin her again a few weeks later at dudes house again in my boys bed while he was asleep on the floor. he woke up hella pissed bitchin about how i need to wah his sheets after HAHA
aww fuck it why not.
hella years ago i was at this bitches house with a couple of my boys and me and her been fuck buddies for a bit so her and i went into her room to fuck while they kicked it out in the living room. so shes sittin on the bed suckin my cack as shes sittin on the bed and the blowjob is god awful. so i bend down to spread her legs and finger her a bit and i feel a tampon....im like aww damn! so at this point its all bad, my shits limp, and she has the nerve to rip it out and throw it on the floor like its no big deal. now im just at a loss of words so i tell her to keep suckin my dick and i yell for one of my boys to come in. so he opens the door and SEES THIS BITCH SUCKIN MY DICK!! and i pull my dick outta her mouth and zip it up and tell him shes all his. now shes lookin at me confused like "i didnt sign up to bang the whole crew" and as i walk out the door i turn back and see this motherfucker and her straight tongue kissing like he was going to war for 10 years and wouldnt see her again. i mean i could see the drool from them two kissing mixin with her drool from me fuckin her face in frustration at the end. what kinda motherfucker would walk in on that and then kiss the bitch? i ask you that.
hella years ago i was at this bitches house with a couple of my boys and me and her been fuck buddies for a bit so her and i went into her room to fuck while they kicked it out in the living room. so shes sittin on the bed suckin my cack as shes sittin on the bed and the blowjob is god awful. so i bend down to spread her legs and finger her a bit and i feel a tampon....im like aww damn! so at this point its all bad, my shits limp, and she has the nerve to rip it out and throw it on the floor like its no big deal. now im just at a loss of words so i tell her to keep suckin my dick and i yell for one of my boys to come in. so he opens the door and SEES THIS BITCH SUCKIN MY DICK!! and i pull my dick outta her mouth and zip it up and tell him shes all his. now shes lookin at me confused like "i didnt sign up to bang the whole crew" and as i walk out the door i turn back and see this motherfucker and her straight tongue kissing like he was going to war for 10 years and wouldnt see her again. i mean i could see the drool from them two kissing mixin with her drool from me fuckin her face in frustration at the end. what kinda motherfucker would walk in on that and then kiss the bitch? i ask you that.