Your craziest story while getting, or after getting some pussu.

[Gemini]

I'll start: I was at the Mo with this one beezie who was a cuddie buddie. The bitch was pissing me off cause she was making me wait for the pussu. She broke out 2 pieces of lingerie & asked me which one I liked best. I seriously didn't give 2 shits. It wasn't the first time I was getting it from her, but I picked one.

She proceeded to make me wait longer until I bullshitted her telling her I had to work the next day. She gave it up soon after that. Bitch was STANKIN'! this time & was trying to bust fast cause daaaamn, bitch was foul smellin'.

After we were done we kicked it for a bit & the bitch knocked out. I got up to go to the restroom and I noticed something weird as I flicked on the light. I had put on my boxers already... did a double take & saw my hand full of blood. I look down & my boxers were full of blood too, like fuck! I showered & got dressed. Tried to wake the bitch up, but she was snoring away. I left the bitch @ the Mo & bounced. Threw my boxers out on the freeway on my way home. never heard from the bitch again until I saw her a few years later, but I was already with somebody else.

 

[fillyacup]

her mom came through the front door and my skinny naked ass ran to her room and hid in her closet for like 2 hours until she went to sleep

 

[Gemini]

This other beezie I had did on the first date & had straight up told me she wanted just to have a cuddie buddie relationship ends up later telling me she wants to be serious.

She introduces my Homeboy to her cousin and they hook up, but he tell's me the bitch ain't tryin' to give it up. So everytime we go on a double date I'm getting mine while he still tryin'.

Them 2 beezies tell us on a weekend that they want to go to the movies & go on a regular date. We agreed...

The day came & my Homeboy shows yup to my pad around 8 cause we're suppose to meet these beezies @ 8:30, BUT!!!!! I still haven't gotten ready. So he get's all pissed off & starts acting like a square. He get's all bent out of shape & I'm like, "Shut the fuck up fool! I know what the fuck I'm doing!"

He refuses to listen & them beezies keep calling & he's like, "You talk to them, fool! Your the fucker that's lagging!" I get on the phone & start making up shit & my Homeboy is all pissed while I'm laughing at him. He's all telling me, "Hurry the fuck up fool & quit talking shit!"

We end up showing up to them beezies spot around 11:30 at night (which was my plan) & they're all pissed off cause it's too late to catch the last show of the movie they wanted to see (can't remember which one), but I'm like, "Fuck it then, we're gonna bounce." My Homeboy at this time is all heated at me & I'm elbowing him as we sit in the car & them two beezies walk away talking shit.

I yell out the window, "You guy's are all dressed up & so are we, we should just go party somewhere & quit acting stupid."

Beezies jumped in the car, we went & got some drinks & got two rooms at the Mo & got our fuck on LOL!!!!!!

 

[510PLAYA]

i was fucking this broad from the east 96th ave area, At the time i had LONG HAIR, anywayz her dude is blowing her phone up. she killing him off etc. So after 2-3 hours homeboy get off work and show up at her window(2nd Story window) . We in the bed butt naked, Im like fuck here we go. So he proceeds talkin shit to her calling her all kind of bitches etc. So he see's me and was like, Whos that? is that your sis? i just play it off and keep my face the other way,then i cough (purposly) and he jumps threw the window like WTF grabs broad by her braids and give her a tyson beat down. Drags her to livin room and finally her sis break it up. Im just chillin in the bed, he stops back by the room for a final look at me and i say wussup, he nods and leaves burning rubber down the block. Had to be a 5.0 could tell by sound. She comes back to room face on beatdown status and i mean swoled u, saying she was sorry for putting me in that situaton etc. And yes i fucked again and bounced!!

 

[fillyacup]

only in oakland

 

[Dhadnot]

crying confessions. fucking on small ass couch, while dogs licking my toes and leg at the same time = hella awkward

 

[DJ Mark 7]

her mom came through the front door and my skinny naked ass ran to her room and hid in her closet for like 2 hours until she went to sleep

Mine was almost the same....My first girlfriend...Her parents were at church and got home early (fml)....I ran and hid in the closet. It was the day Summer Jam tickets went on sale too so I called my homie from in there and had him buy us tickets cause that was when Summer Jam was the SHIT (2 days) and tickets sold fast....I was in there for a good 2 hours until they went out to grab food and got the fack outta there

 

[Gemini]

Damn, I thought most of the Siccness members had some Pimp in em'. Fuck it here go another one...

I was in the middle of doing the deed with this one beezie & in the midst of switching positions she asked if I knew this one chick from the same town she's from. I answered, "Yes." and she asked if I had fucked her too. To which I had, but I answered, "No."

The next day I get home from work and as soon as I walk in the door my home phone starts ringing. It was the chick I was fucking the night before...

"Your a fuckin' dog you fuckin' asshole!"

I'm like, "Whaaaa?!"

"You told me you never fucked her! That's my Homegirl and she told me you did!"

"Oh, I didn't want to disrespect, but by the time you asked me you and I were already fucking, so it didn't make a difference."

"That's fucked up though! She's my road dog!"

So I said, "Well, there is one way to settle this. We can have a threesome and make everybody happy."

...she hung up LOL!!!!!

The following week I was fucking her homegirl again and this beezie was like, "I better be a better fuck than she is." As she rode me, to which I answered, "Hell yeah, baby...you are!"

 

[Ez-Roo]

 

[fillyacup]

gem, thats classic

 

[Gemini]

Tell us fucker! I sense a good story behind that. I've always wanted to do a midget. It'd be kind of cool to have both a midget & I standing while she gives me head :cheeky:

 

[fillyacup]

breh, i dont know. boning a midget would feel akward as fuck. i mean shit

 

[Gemini]

breh, i dont know. boning a midget would feel akward as fuck. i mean shit

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Check this out Pimpin'! Here go another one & I'll end it with this one. No, it's not about a midget LOL!

I've known this chick since we were youngsters & I always been feeling her. Needless to say, we never hooked up. I went my way and had kids, she got married and had a few kids whatever whatever.

She divorced & I was single @ the time. We started just kicking it & I ended up telling her I had been feeling her since we were youngsters. She said her too, but why didn't I ever holla at her. She wishes we could of hooked up back then & had kids. She opens up & say's she tied her tubes & can't have anymore. Ah, it goes on...

And one night we're kicking it & dry humping & shit. She doesn't let me get it, so needless to say she went home & I suffered from blue balls.

Anyhow, the next night we're kicking it again & she again is like, no, no. So I'm like, "It's cool don't even trip, Ma."

All of a sudden after a few minutes she get's off the bed & starts undressing & say's, "Am I the only one who's gonna get undress?"

I didn't say shit, but got up hella quick and started pulling my shit off. We did the deed & I straight busted up in it a few times. After we're just kicking it & she's crying. I'm like WTF?

"What's wrong?"

"I didn't really have my tubes tied & I'm not taking care of myself like I should."

 

[Dhadnot]

lol damn

 

[NorthBay 415]

Wow @ Gemini that's fucking INTENSE

 

[FDS]

i was banging my friends x-girl (he didnt give a shit, we both ran train on her a few months before) anyway so im banging her in her moms room early morning, i had just got back from a rave and i was still coming down off my e-pills.

so anyway im boning away and her brother and mom come back from just leaving for the casinos and we were like fuckk!!! so he starts banging on the door like crazy and im thinking "fuck he caught us!" so i run in the closet (door still open) and she lets him in and he starts looking for something on the desk right by the closet! but he doesnt see me!! i was literally 2 feet away from this guy just standing in the closet and he does not see me i had the look of death in my eyes cuz this guy was bigger than me,

and to make shit worse, 2 of her big ass pittbulls come in the room and go DIRECTLY to the closet im like oh shit im fucked!! there smelling me and shit and he STILL does not turn around.

finally the girl walks up to the closet and slowly closes it and there is still one dog inside the closet with me!

so im standing in this small ass regular sized closet dark as fuck with a fuckin pit bull inside with me and like 10 mins later he finally leaves the house.

i walk out like "WTF!?!? DUDE!! YOU TOLD ME THEY WERE GONE!!"

and she was like "i know sorry sorry sorry sorry", and i got the FUCK outta there!!!


so i banged her next week at my house areolas, breh.

 

[Gemini]

Wow @ Gemini that's fucking INTENSE

I'll keep it real I say I failed in my Pimpalation that night by falling for the oldest trick in the game

 

[IronLungs420]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Check this out Pimpin'! Here go another one & I'll end it with this one. No, it's not about a midget LOL!

I've known this chick since we were youngsters & I always been feeling her. Needless to say, we never hooked up. I went my way and had kids, she got married and had a few kids whatever whatever.

She divorced & I was single @ the time. We started just kicking it & I ended up telling her I had been feeling her since we were youngsters. She said her too, but why didn't I ever holla at her. She wishes we could of hooked up back then & had kids. She opens up & say's she tied her tubes & can't have anymore. Ah, it goes on...

And one night we're kicking it & dry humping & shit. She doesn't let me get it, so needless to say she went home & I suffered from blue balls.

Anyhow, the next night we're kicking it again & she again is like, no, no. So I'm like, "It's cool don't even trip, Ma."

All of a sudden after a few minutes she get's off the bed & starts undressing & say's, "Am I the only one who's gonna get undress?"

I didn't say shit, but got up hella quick and started pulling my shit off. We did the deed & I straight busted up in it a few times. After we're just kicking it & she's crying. I'm like WTF?

"What's wrong?"

"I didn't really have my tubes tied & I'm not taking care of myself like I should."

its not even funny how much times i heard that shit. " nah ive tried the doctor already told me i cant carry kids". "Yea dont worry im on the pill/patch/shot etc" only to get a call a week later saying she thinks shes pregnant and im the only cat shes been with. Im like yea right bitch!

 

[scrillafein]

So I'm kickin it, drinking it up back my first year after I graduated from High school..
I had already started a semester of college and was back home. So this girl that I used to handle biz with hits me up (and I had just broken up with her a week before) all drunk wanting to see me.
I hop on my moms van and go meet her outside her moms house and I parked right in front too.
She was kinda faded too so she was trynna play hard to get and trynna bite me n annoy me n shit.
So I hop on the back of the van to get away from her because I was starting to get annoyed and kinda horny at the same time because of her biting.
She hops in the back with me and I hold her down and start tearing it up...right there in the street parked in front of her moms house.
Damb van was rocking like a mechanical bull. I bust and the deed is done.
So i'm like....ok I gotta go now, it's getting late you know..
So she hops out and leaves...
I get home and what do you know...
She left her panties behind so I take them with me and add them to my stash of shit beezys leave behind.
This was like 4 years ago...and until this day.. those panties are there in my drawer =)


continue.......

 

[FDS]

its not even funny how much times i heard that shit. " nah ive tried the doctor already told me i cant carry kids". "Yea dont worry im on the pill/patch/shot etc" only to get a call a week later saying she thinks shes pregnant and im the only cat shes been with. Im like yea right bitch!

BITCHES LIKE THAT DESERVE TO DIE AND I AM IN NO WAY PLAYING