You Know Your a hardcore Tech Fan if...

[KEEP_IT_KEEBLER]

$13 for a Caribou Lou? WTF? I'm glad I don't drink.

that's a high price drink their. i only pay 4.50 for one

 

[L3tha1 D0se]

The funniest part is when they hear the song.

yea we showed it to the bianca girl and she was like uhhh what? lol

 

[THE3millionThug]

when everyone at school (including some teachers) give you the nick name tech n9ne and no one ends up remembering your real name (hated that shit at first but after 3 years you get used to it)

when everyday you have at least one artical of clothing that says tech n9ne on

 

[TaxMan]

When you listen to The Rain while raping a chick you drugged at the part you were at.

 

[DaStonedGangsta]

When you listen to The Rain while raping a chick you drugged at the part you were at.

lol
if .........u ur idea of a love song is Sleeping Beauty.....

 

[BEAR]

hardcore/dickrider...whatever..

-You hear "Rock me Amadeus" by Falco and ur first thought is "imma playa imma playa"

I'm guilty as fuck of this one.
http://tumor.ytmnd.com/

...you get irritated when people think tech n9ne is a group.
...you constantly get in arguments with people about "tech n9ne vs. lil wayne"
...you always show people tech n9ne songs.

When people think Tech is a group, I give up on ever talking about music to them. Everytime Tech drops solo or good collabs, I want someone to appreciate it with me.

If you know what the fuck dude is sayin' when he raps backwards.

Before I knew of Tech, the backwards stuff was always the shit to me. I'm guilty.

If you get irritated when people say that Twista or Bone Thugs are the fastest rappers around, and stating that Tech can rap faster than all Mid-West rappers combined.

I ALWAYS get pissed at this for two reasons.

• There is a guiness world record for the world's fastest rapper. No Clue just lost the title back to Rebel XD.

• People think Tech does nothing but rap fast. Idiots.

If you bought one of those "lucky" gold cats with the wavy hand because you saw it for a second in the slacker video,

I see one everytime I go to the mall and Slacker starts playing in my head.

 

[DaStonedGangsta]

u wonder why tech doesnt drive a car...
if u try to look up his criminal history on a website..

 

[KirbyDaAlmighty]

you constantly get in arguments with people about "tech n9ne vs. lil wayne"

I do.

 

[Chree]

You are a hardcore tech fan if you know by heart how many time Tech says "Muthafucka" on "Somebody gonna die tonite" on Yukmouths Godzilla cd

 

[Chree]

^ lol and its 36

 

[westkoastpimp]

^^^^hahahaahahah

---if you deny to burn people a copy of a tech cd, even if its your brother

 

[techn9ne993]

you bang a bitch to "psycho bitch" or when ur in a strip club and u hear a tech song the chick who is dancing to it u blow a grip of money on both experiences of my own

 

[MURK]

Scream "TECH N9NE!!" at the mall for no reason...

very juggalo-like

 

[mr.lemarc]

im guilty of at least three of these

 

[BigRawb]

if you wear a T shirt that you had custom made which reads:

"24 HOUR TECH SUPPORT"

<<<<<< knows sumone that does lol

 

[Kain]

if you wear a T shirt that you had custom made which reads:

"24 HOUR TECH SUPPORT"

<<<<<< knows sumone that does lol

What do you do, "Dial N9ne" for support? Or would it be "668-884-6993"?