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May 15, 2002
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U ever seen the ones where the bitch be like she's a thousand percent sure he's the father, and when the test comes back and prove he's not the father...they insist that the test is wrong. And keep on saying that its impossible for him to not be the father.
 
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G-Dubb said:
"If you want a car or truck, pussy cow" -DJ Mark 7
Potna u Old School. I think Im the only 1 who caught that. I always that they said "Pussy Cow" too. U remember the electronic store Federated? (Top of the hill Daily city) If u spent over $50 u got a free 10 Speed or mountain bike
 
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hahahahaha I know Poisonpen isn't the only one on Siccness who knows what I'm talking about. Here are 46 random people that know the deal.

Poisonpen you weren't the only one who thought that I remember like 20-30 different kids talking about it in grade school. What a "pussy cow" is was one of the great mysteries of the 80's. One of my friends in 3rd grade got in trouble in class cuz he got caught drawing a picture of what he thought one would look like.
 

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lol well maybe those commercials didn't show up here....Or I just need my memory refreshed cause I'm STILL lost lolololol....

But I DO remember those little 30 second segments they would show on Channel 2....Tryin to get kids to be proud of their culture er whatever....The one that's stuck in my mind was for Chinese people and this little girl went thruout Chinatown while narrating it....And she ended up in a Chinese restaurant eating roasted duck? Oh well....
 

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The commercials that really stick out in my mind were the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints commercials....Like the one with Carlton in it..you know "Who Broke My window?" " I Broke Your Window" "Mr. Robinson, Mr. Robinson" "What A Horrible Mess" "I broke youe window with ball, and I've vome to confess" "Your gonna have to pay for this but I'm proud of you son for you have displayed Honor, the stuff from which heros are made" "I told the truuuuuuth" "You told the truuuuuuth"!!!!!
 

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Some of my newer favorites:

*Mr. Chauuuuuus Chinese Faaaaaaaast Food!
*Kuvara Law Firm (Where the lawyers are all sittin around a table acting like they have human feelings)
*Jim Rogers (Still using the same commercials from 1989...U can tell cause the black lady is wearing Gazell sunglasses and has a bob haircut)
*Eastwood Cowboy....and the new ones with the little girl who USED to be in the commercial....I'd bang er nowadays
*AIS Insurance....The dumb slut who says "I bought Victorias Secret?!?!"

I'll think of more old and new ones lol
 

Dana Dane

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One of my favorites is when the two attorneys are talkin about settlin a case all confident and shit, and one of em is like "But he retained an attorney" and the other one is like "No biggie, who is he" and the other one tells him, and they both get all grave and shit "This is gonna cost us a lot of money"...shit cracks me up.

On another note, I think its Bryman College who has the hokey white guy and that skinny ass black girl in the commercials.....I graduated from High School with that Skinny black girl and she wasa stuck up ass bitch. I WOULD NEVER go to Bryman just because they hired her to do the commercials. I think she was a weather girl in Sac, too!!

Western Career College YOU CAN DOOOO IT!!!
 
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Da6Footah said:
The commercials that really stick out in my mind were the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints commercials....Like the one with Carlton in it..you know "Who Broke My window?" " I Broke Your Window" "Mr. Robinson, Mr. Robinson" "What A Horrible Mess" "I broke youe window with ball, and I've vome to confess" "Your gonna have to pay for this but I'm proud of you son for you have displayed Honor, the stuff from which heros are made" "I told the truuuuuuth" "You told the truuuuuuth"!!!!!
Who broke my windooooow?

Telling the truth isn't going to be easy!

Glass everywhere I look... Who broke my window?

Why is my stomach all nervous and queasy?

Ah-ha, some kids ball... Who could this culprit be, who threw this ball, did someone see?

Please old man, I'm really scared!

Kids these days, they don't care!

Mr. Robertson, Mr. Robertson!

What a horrible mess!

I broke your window, with my ball...

YOU?!

And I've come to confess.

You know that I'm angry! Aren't you afraid? You'll have to pay for this mess you've made! But I am proud, for you have displayed... HONOR! The stuff from which heroes are made!

I TOLD THE TRUUUUUTH!

You told the truuuuth!
 
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DJ Mark 7 said:
I miss Paul from the Diamond Center dammit!!

"I'm the creeeeeeeeedit maaaaaaaaan"
Paul from the Diamond Center is the biggest jerk ever to appear on TV.

Dad's... Grads... And even brides!

Or how bout the basketball one

Or when he was a baby
 
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DJ Mark 7 said:
But I DO remember those little 30 second segments they would show on Channel 2....Tryin to get kids to be proud of their culture er whatever....The one that's stuck in my mind was for Chinese people and this little girl went thruout Chinatown while narrating it....And she ended up in a Chinese restaurant eating roasted duck? Oh well....
hahahaha are you talking about those ones that end with "I'm proud to be a Mexican-American!" or some shit???

What about Bits & Pieces with those god damn puppets

You heard of bees?

Yes...

Well a herd of them is chasing me.

what did you do to rile them up?

Nothing, poked a stick in their hive, got some honey...

WELL THAT WILL RILE THEM UP!
 

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G-Dubb said:
hahahaha are you talking about those ones that end with "I'm proud to be a Mexican-American!" or some shit???

What about Bits & Pieces with those god damn puppets

You heard of bees?

Yes...

Well a herd of them is chasing me.

what did you do to rile them up?

Nothing, poked a stick in their hive, got some honey...

WELL THAT WILL RILE THEM UP!


YESS!!!!!!!!!! "Im Proud to Be a Chinese American"

HOLY CRAP thats great someone else remembers!!

And I remember the puppets too!!!!!!


lmfao
 
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DJ Mark 7 said:
*Jim Rogers (Still using the same commercials from 1989...U can tell cause the black lady is wearing Gazell sunglasses and has a bob haircut)
Me and my lil sister used to say she looked like E-40. Do u cats remember the Latter Day saints commercial when that young ballerina chick stole that necklace from the older ballerina, but later gave it back to her? Man I was raised by the TV.

I remember the Night Tracks Video show would have me hyped by showin a commercial with a video clip of Michael Jackson in it, then I'll stay up late buzzed off 2 Jolt Colas and them sonovabitches would only play Culture Club and Duran Duran videos...