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Apr 25, 2002
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There was this bitch on there yesterday... Her 26th time looking for the dad and still didn't find him!!!

Then this other bitch was on for the 4th time... This is what the dude said in the interview before he came out:

"I'm a cab driver... So I picked her up one night and we ended up having sex! I know I'm not the dad, who knows how many people she's had sex with? Who knows how many cab drivers she had sex with? She better hope Maury is on for a hundred years."
 
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G-Dubb said:
"I'm a cab driver... So I picked her up one night and we ended up having sex! I know I'm not the dad, who knows how many people she's had sex with? Who knows how many cab drivers she had sex with? She better hope Maury is on for a hundred years."
ROFL this thread is comedy
 
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You know what else is funny... Sometimes it's hard to catch cuz they're usually focused on the mom cryin on the ground or backstage or whatever... But look at dudes reactions after they find out and then what they do... Some jump around and shit like they just won the Lottery... On one this dude got up right in the middle of the stage and danced for like a minute and a half.
 

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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The thing that irritates me the most about these shows are the audiences. Do they round up all the uneducated people they can find?? And it really pisses me off when the guests are talkin and they have to keep bleepin out shit the audience is sayin, so you don't get to hear the guest talkin. Has anyone ever heard of 'crowd control'??

I LOVE it when they are NOT THE FATHER and the fat girls throw themselves on the floor backstage!!!
 

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Da6Footah said:
The thing that irritates me the most about these shows are the audiences. Do they round up all the uneducated people they can find?? And it really pisses me off when the guests are talkin and they have to keep bleepin out shit the audience is sayin, so you don't get to hear the guest talkin. Has anyone ever heard of 'crowd control'??

I LOVE it when they are NOT THE FATHER and the fat girls throw themselves on the floor backstage!!!

LMFAO oh my god I'm DYIN over here.....That shit cracks me up!!!
 
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Da6Footah said:
I LOVE it when they are NOT THE FATHER and the fat girls throw themselves on the floor backstage!!!


Right?? Screamin' and Cryin' like their world is OVER... when in the back of her mind this bitch is thinkin' "Damn! who else could it be then?!"
 
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after reading this whole thread I cant believe this many people admit to watching those shows lol....

oh yeah and dont you people have day jobs?


The Montell Williams show is the best out of all them though