You Are A Phony Myspace Rapper IF...

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Oct 2, 2006
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I would just like to take this time to address all of the fake musicians on myspace. When looking at the music charts it is very easy to tell who is real and who is fake. If these points apply to your profile, you are more than likely a fake.

1. You have 39043 plays a day, yet no one from your city knows who you are.
2. You have 397908509 profile views and no one from your city knows who you are.
3. You have less than 2,000 fans and hundreds of thousands of plays and profile views.
4. You have all amateur photos in your photo album. (Your supposed to be ballin, but can't afford to get some professional pics taken)
5.Your profile is jumbled with overly large photos and looks like it was slapped together in a matter of minutes.
6. You post multiple bulletins with different titles to try and make everyone open them up.
7. Inside those bulletins you have your music player posted 1-15 times.

These are just a few ways to tell who is fake on here. If you know anymore symptoms of a phony please feel free to add them to the list. I am tired of seeing nobodies wasting their time and augmenting the music charts to make them appear to be much more than they real are.

If many of the instances above apply to you, I have one message for you.

YOU ARE JUST AS FAKE AS YOUR PROFILE & MUSIC ON MYSPACE!
 

BEAR

Sicc OG
Dec 15, 2007
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If you post "music" players under well established artist's pictures and consider it promotion.
Think your friend count or plays actually amount to something.
 
Oct 10, 2004
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thefrohastogrow - so youre not fake? you consider yourself real? youre fucking music is trash, youre friends are your only fans and that because they feel sorry for you... the shit you put is the is reason why people download and dont buy albums anymore, waste of money and time
 
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thefrohastogrow - so youre not fake? you consider yourself real? youre fucking music is trash, youre friends are your only fans and that because they feel sorry for you... the shit you put is the is reason why people download and dont buy albums anymore, waste of money and time
Since I am not an artist and I am a promoter, sure the music I make sucks, thats why I'm not a musician....
 
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I guess none of you remember Sean Kingston getting signed after spamming Def Jam or who ever the hell he is signed to with 5 messages a day asking them to check out his music. He's living off myspace....lol
 

L.D.S.

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thefrohastogrow - so youre not fake? you consider yourself real? youre fucking music is trash, youre friends are your only fans and that because they feel sorry for you... the shit you put is the is reason why people download and dont buy albums anymore, waste of money and time
You're a fucking jack ass. Know your shit before you type out some off the wall shit like that.
 
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Sean Kingston released an album?


i thought he had one gay ass single on the radio that nobody liked but 12 year old girls.


dude cant be balling, i think he's sweeping up popcorn from the movie theaters right now.
He's on the new Bun B track so I'm sure he is bringin in money.

I like how you hated on my logo... your gif pic is so high tech. I bet you paid a few stacks to get that designed.
 
Apr 5, 2004
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Sean Kingston released an album?


i thought he had one gay ass single on the radio that nobody liked but 12 year old girls.


dude cant be balling, i think he's sweeping up popcorn from the movie theaters right now.

naw dude is definatly balling, he signed wit Jonathan Jr. Rotem a multi platinum producer, an his new single is doin pretty well .. u havent heard "take you der"? SHYTS SLAPS!!!!!!:siccness: 2008 the year of the kingston
 
Dec 12, 2004
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damn yall niggas keep hating on this dude and he keeps shutting you down. I think the thread is titled "fake myspace rappers" not "lets discuss the validity of this dude's music career even though he isn't an artist and lets call him a plagiarist even though he doesn't plagiarize. "
 
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Go to the Midwest & Strange Music forums... tell 3rd Degree, C-Mob, Tech N9ne, Snug Brim, B-G Bulletwound, and the others that post on these boards how much they suck. I don't remember commenting on your music, or even thinking that your music was worth promoting.
 
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How do must musicians careers start... they dream of getting rich off making music. Yes I am getting paid, and I do more than just the myspace and website.... I would assume that your music career goes further than myspace too right?

And before you bash the age its true I'm only 20 and in college. Most people who want to make money in life tend to have a backup plan... what's yours?
 
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I would just like to take this time to address all of the fake musicians on myspace. When looking at the music charts it is very easy to tell who is real and who is fake. If these points apply to your profile, you are more than likely a fake.

1. You have 39043 plays a day, yet no one from your city knows who you are.
2. You have 397908509 profile views and no one from your city knows who you are.
3. You have less than 2,000 fans and hundreds of thousands of plays and profile views.
4. You have all amateur photos in your photo album. (Your supposed to be ballin, but can't afford to get some professional pics taken)
5.Your profile is jumbled with overly large photos and looks like it was slapped together in a matter of minutes.
6. You post multiple bulletins with different titles to try and make everyone open them up.
7. Inside those bulletins you have your music player posted 1-15 times.

These are just a few ways to tell who is fake on here. If you know anymore symptoms of a phony please feel free to add them to the list. I am tired of seeing nobodies wasting their time and augmenting the music charts to make them appear to be much more than they real are.

If many of the instances above apply to you, I have one message for you.

YOU ARE JUST AS FAKE AS YOUR PROFILE & MUSIC ON MYSPACE!
who gives a fuck if people in yur city know you, fuck spokane, if no one in this whole city knew my name, im pretty sure i could still sleep at night