Worst lyrics you ever heard

[2-0-Sixx]

What are some of the worst lyrics you ever heard or pissed you off?

There is song by Andre Nikitina and he says, "There's 26 words in the alphabet." Pisses me off every fucking time I hear that line. WTF does he mean? Is he serious or is he making some kind of reference to something I am unaware of? Nobody in the studio could of stepped up, "Yo Dre, uhh, dog, theres 26 letters bro, no words"

Theres also an old Esham song where he spells out "Rhymes", only he spells it wrong. R-Y-H-M-E-S. Pisses me off too.

 

[mustynutz]

"scraaaaapers on the boulevard......No more hanging with the retards....They too busy being fat like lard
Lets hope they find a decent job.....and stop acting like a slob, cause there no room in the Sozzie mob"


I swear to god that these are actual lyrics from Kobesoz.

 

[mustynutz]

Just to let you know that I learned a lot /
through the tough times (what) like a rare fine wine /
I'm priceless, turning into a sunset /
The realest - haters try to blast this /
Organised with no reason to hide /
Out in the open, looks like you're chokin' /
From the toke its the truth[?] up in now /
thats what I'm all about /
I'll do it if you make me (no doubt) /
I get tapped oooout /
I put my whole life into this /
My heart and soul and thats it /
Looking good in my outfit /
[Chorus:] Holla at us, wanna party with us?
You're chillin with S.. O.. Z..
Holla at us, wanna party with us?
Come kick it with S.. O.. Z.. etc.. etc.. etc.. "

i cant believe someone actually took the time to type his lyrics out, took this from the BART page....lol

 

[3sixtygfx]

lol i just got back from the dentist and the novacaine numbed my mouth. you made me drool i was laughin so hard at these lyrical miscarraiges.

2-0-Sixx - that shit would piss me off too, no doubt. thats the funniest part. i get offended when i hear stupid shit, it's like an attack on you.

hahaha

 

[DubbC415]

this one isnt that bad....cuz it does work, but its funny


B-Dubble E of CIN-"Its just that M-O-B L to the F-I-E"

choppah or whatever doods name is from one of "Da band's" songs...."ima star in the sky, y'all niggas need a microscope..." LOL!

 

[mustynutz]

"mobbin on ya Ninja Honda with Tanisha and Rhonda"

Kawasaki makes the ninja, not Honda you dumb bitch.....

 

[Red Ryda 916]

What's next, what's next, what's N-X-E-T, it's me Warren ta the mothafuckin G. ......LOL I bet he still doesen't notice that shit.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

"Hello, in the club jingle like I'm Jello
With the kids, big as Tickle Me Elmo"

"It be the same cats that wouldn't listen to my demo
Now I want they ass in my limo cuz now I'm a sex symbol
Intercontinental, L.A. airplay, just like Jay Leno
Now all the labels out wanna send a memo
To do a remix ya'll, but Mase say N-O"

- Ma$e - This piece of shit rapper...how he got famous I'll never understand.

 

[ColdBlooded]

Mase = mongoloid rapper

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Now that I think of it, Andre Nikitina has some of the most unbelievably ridiculous lyrics of all time. Half the time he doesn’t make any sense and some how he seems to manage to make a food reference on every song. “I give more flavor than a Skittle when I bust this riddle” “Niggaz get rejected like black jelly beans” lol, funny shit

“Nigga I see you it's the tall bald eagle
Representin somethin but you respresentin seagull
Pigeoun! Yeah you's a dirty flyin rat”

lol, WTF type of shit is that?

“Tug boat nigga in the sea juss sunk
I'm a yacht”

 

[DubbC415]

^^^^^hes done way too much coke....but look at half the hip hop heads out there, like Del..

 

[mustynutz]

nickatina aint 1/2 as bad as some...and that black jely bean line was tight back then...

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Don’t get me wrong, I bump Nikatina all the time but if you ever really analyze his lyrics you realize he says some retarded shit sometimes.

 

[Jake]

"hit the block,cd player on anit-shock" kobe soz

i could post up funny kobe soz shit all day but i would actually have to listen to the songs to do so,fuck that

nickatina says stupid shit too,but im used to it form him,he is weird like that anyway

"its like canned peaches,no matter who it reaches" nicky t

 

[TRAGIC LOSSES]

THE MOST IRONIC LINE EVER IS BY MR SPELLBOUND HIMSELF,K-SOLO ON EPMD'S KNICK KNACK...


LIKE A B-R-I-D IN THA S-K-Y///

 

[45Yr Old Virgin]

anything crunchy black says, he even repeats lines just to make it a longer verse.

 

[BIGCHILL]

cock back bust aim now i got yo number........young bloods


he got the bust aim part BACKWORDS.you aim then bust not bust then aim.

 

[chuck taylor]

who the fuck is kobe soze??

 

[BayRider04]

^ Seriously

 

[VSTXDJ]

Now that I think of it, Andre Nikitina has some of the most unbelievably ridiculous lyrics of all time. Half the time he doesn’t make any sense and some how he seems to manage to make a food reference on every song. “I give more flavor than a Skittle when I bust this riddle” “Niggaz get rejected like black jelly beans” lol, funny shit

“Nigga I see you it's the tall bald eagle
Representin somethin but you respresentin seagull
Pigeoun! Yeah you's a dirty flyin rat”

lol, WTF type of shit is that?

“Tug boat nigga in the sea juss sunk
I'm a yacht”

dat post had me fuckin dying
hahaha nickatina is fuckin hilarious with his lyrics...but that black jelly beans line is a classic haha

"targets make noise like a mutilated seal" <~~ i always found dat one funny