weirdo
[weer-doh]
–noun, plural weird·os. Informal .
1. an odd, eccentric, or unconventional person.
Does that definition not fit you? Was that an ignorant assessment on my part? You said yourself that you're the only person you know that hasn't been drunk. I'd say that makes you odd and unconventional. Would you not agree?
If you and you and two of your homeboys stayed at home one night and killed a 30 pack, do you think you'd end up in jail, dead, or doing drugs just because you were drunk? If so, you'd be using the same "pussy excuse" that you talk about. And I agree with you there, that is a pussy excuse. Again, I'm not saying you should become a piece of shit alcoholic...but for god's sake, live your fucking life...drink a beer, smoke some weed...it won't fucking kill you. I promise.
Are you still a virgin because you might get AIDS and impregnate a girl the first time you have sex? You said you were in a gang...that's way more dangerous and reckless than trying alcohol. What was your gang?? The teletubbies or something?? You don't even make sense. Go get drunk and throw up on something, it'd be the most intelligent thing to come out of your mouth...