It's one thing to say that you're not a "drinker" but refusing to try something that billions and billions of people have been enjoying for thousands of years is beyond weird to me.
If you try it, and it's not your thing, then fine...that's your decision. But that's on some other shit right there. Yeah alcohol ruins peoples lives, but there is a HUUUGE middle ground between being an alcoholic and never trying alcohol.
I don't know what strange things happened to you cats that made you turn out to be so socially awkward. And I'm sorry, I know you don't realize it, but you are. I'm not one to make sweeping generalizations, but I don't trust your kind. You're fucking weirdos, and as far as I'm concerned they should ship you all to Antarctica.
Cheers!