WHAT WEIRD/GROSS SEX STORYZ YOU GOT?

[YOUNG VILLAIN]

:classic:

 

[MiZnKoNsPiQuOz]

ROFLMAO^^DONT BE MAD CUZ MICKEY GOT IT LIKE THAT!I'D STILL PICK YOU OVER HIM ANYDAY =0P....


















OK I LIED..LOL~209~

 

[MiZnKoNsPiQuOz]

OH DAMN GARFIELDZ DOIN THA DAMN THANG TOO!LOL~209~

 

[YOUNG VILLAIN]

HE SHO IS

 

[LOOTER oF tHE NEW CHURCH]

god damn looks like my Surrata homie has some competition!

 

[Mz. Dé-Lüsîønal]

i don't have any storys to tell :chinese: ...im still a vergin ... yay for me

 

[Juan Million]

This one time at band camp....

 

[D-Menace]

i don't have any storys to tell :chinese: ...im still a vergin ... yay for me

damn let a nigga break it

 

[JIM HAT]

lol^

 

[XCHANGO4]

I WAS AT A BAR RED'S IN STOCKTON ON THE SOUTHSIDE. I MET THIS OLDER BROAD MAYBE MID 30'S WHO WAS SEXY AS HELL. I TOOK HER HOME TO HER HOUSE AND WE HIT IT LIKE 4 TIMES. I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING TO GET SOME WATER CUZ OF THE DRINKING THE NIGHT BEFORE AND I SAW MY HOMEBOY I PLAYED HANDBALL WITH AT STRIBLEY PARK IN THE KITCHEN. I WAS IN MY BOXERS AND SHIT IT ENDED UP BEING MY HOMEBOYS MOM. SHIT WAS EMBARASING THOUGH FOR HIM. IT WAS FUNNY THOUGH CUZ SHE WAS A STRIPPER AND I ENDED UP BRINGING HER CLIENTEL AND I GOT PAID

ANOTHER TIME I WAS HITTING THIS BROAD INSIDE THE BATHROOM AT CARL'S JR ON THE NORTHSIDE. I HAD HER UP AGAINST THE DOOR AT ONE POINT AND I GUESS I DID SOMETHING TO UNLOCK THE DOOR. I WAS HITTING HER DOGGYSTYLE WHEN A BUNCH OF HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS WALKED IN. SHIT WAS FUNNY IT WAS LIKE IN SLOW MO BUT I KEPT GOING AS THEY WUZ WATCHING CUZ I WAS ABOUT TO NUT.

 

[XCHANGO4]

WHEN I WAS LOCKED UP ME AND ABOUT 5 HOMEBOYS WERE FUCKING AROUND AND WE WANTED TO SEE WHO CAN COME THE FASTEST. THERE WAS 5 HOMIES IN A CIRCLE AND WE STARTED PUMPING AWAY. I CAME IN 3RD BUT ALL OF US CAME IN A CUP.
HERE IS THE FUCKED UP PART A TWEEKER LOCKED UP WITH US ,JOSH, WAS A SNITCH BUT WE COULDN'T TOUCH HIM SO ONE OF MY HOMEBOYS WALKED BY HIM THREW THAT SHIT IN HIS FACE.

 

[JIM HAT]

^happy hour in the dorm^ remember those days..

 

[askgarcia]

WHEN I WAS LOCKED UP ME AND ABOUT 5 HOMEBOYS WERE FUCKING AROUND AND WE WANTED TO SEE WHO CAN COME THE FASTEST. THERE WAS 5 HOMIES IN A CIRCLE AND WE STARTED PUMPING AWAY. I CAME IN 3RD BUT ALL OF US CAME IN A CUP.
HERE IS THE FUCKED UP PART A TWEEKER LOCKED UP WITH US ,JOSH, WAS A SNITCH BUT WE COULDN'T TOUCH HIM SO ONE OF MY HOMEBOYS WALKED BY HIM THREW THAT SHIT IN HIS FACE.

ESXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEE!!!


nobody else read this?????????
no no no nonononnononononononoNONO NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

why in the fuck would you want to jerk off with 5 other mofos in a already packed jail cel??????????????
JERK OFF!

 

[MiZnKoNsPiQuOz]

LMAO..YOU A FOO CHANGO!~209~

 

[LOOTER oF tHE NEW CHURCH]

god damn i never want to go to prison

 

[Mz. Dé-Lüsîønal]

damn let a nigga break it

umm, no.... i'll gladly pass

 

[FastLane/S::G]

I WAS AT A BAR RED'S IN STOCKTON ON THE SOUTHSIDE. I MET THIS OLDER BROAD MAYBE MID 30'S WHO WAS SEXY AS HELL. I TOOK HER HOME TO HER HOUSE AND WE HIT IT LIKE 4 TIMES. I WOKE UP IN THE MORNING TO GET SOME WATER CUZ OF THE DRINKING THE NIGHT BEFORE AND I SAW MY HOMEBOY I PLAYED HANDBALL WITH AT STRIBLEY PARK IN THE KITCHEN. I WAS IN MY BOXERS AND SHIT IT ENDED UP BEING MY HOMEBOYS MOM. SHIT WAS EMBARASING THOUGH FOR HIM. IT WAS FUNNY THOUGH CUZ SHE WAS A STRIPPER AND I ENDED UP BRINGING HER CLIENTEL AND I GOT PAID

lolz

 

[YunG VenoM]

NASTY!!!

WHEN I WAS LOCKED UP ME AND ABOUT 5 HOMEBOYS WERE FUCKING AROUND AND WE WANTED TO SEE WHO CAN COME THE FASTEST. THERE WAS 5 HOMIES IN A CIRCLE AND WE STARTED PUMPING AWAY. I CAME IN 3RD BUT ALL OF US CAME IN A CUP.
HERE IS THE FUCKED UP PART A TWEEKER LOCKED UP WITH US ,JOSH, WAS A SNITCH BUT WE COULDN'T TOUCH HIM SO ONE OF MY HOMEBOYS WALKED BY HIM THREW THAT SHIT IN HIS FACE.

You must be a FAG.........Waccin off with 4 other peopl in a circle WTF???.........You sure you didn't try to grab any1's pool sticc while you were in the circle???.........Or maybe you were in the middle on the circle on ya KNEES

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

WHEN I WAS LOCKED UP ME AND ABOUT 5 HOMEBOYS WERE FUCKING AROUND AND WE WANTED TO SEE WHO CAN COME THE FASTEST. THERE WAS 5 HOMIES IN A CIRCLE AND WE STARTED PUMPING AWAY. I CAME IN 3RD BUT ALL OF US CAME IN A CUP.
HERE IS THE FUCKED UP PART A TWEEKER LOCKED UP WITH US ,JOSH, WAS A SNITCH BUT WE COULDN'T TOUCH HIM SO ONE OF MY HOMEBOYS WALKED BY HIM THREW THAT SHIT IN HIS FACE.

Sounds like those old fraternity initiation rituals. That's fuckin' gross. I have lots of close friends, but not THAT close.

 

[YOUNG VILLAIN]

AWWW....HELL NO