WHAT WEIRD/GROSS SEX STORYZ YOU GOT?
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When I was 15...
I was with my girl at the time and we were in bed just making out and having a good ol' time. I had gotten stoned maybe 20-30 mins before and was still pretty damn baked. I knew I was chewing some gum cause we were passing it back and forth (silly young shit, I know) until about another half hour later till we stopped fooling around I realized my gum was gone. I thought to my stoned self ..... Ohhh, please NO, this is gonna suck.
I ask her "Hey sweetie, you still got that gum in your mouth??" She replies "No." And I think to myself WHY did I get high!! Sure enough there was a sticky mess of Watermelon Bubblicious all up in her pubes and insides!!! Foul to say the least... but I still dumped for about another month. MAN she had some great pussy... definately ONLY without the gum!
One of the moments that I will be laughing about as an old man.
I was with my girl at the time and we were in bed just making out and having a good ol' time. I had gotten stoned maybe 20-30 mins before and was still pretty damn baked. I knew I was chewing some gum cause we were passing it back and forth (silly young shit, I know) until about another half hour later till we stopped fooling around I realized my gum was gone. I thought to my stoned self ..... Ohhh, please NO, this is gonna suck.
I ask her "Hey sweetie, you still got that gum in your mouth??" She replies "No." And I think to myself WHY did I get high!! Sure enough there was a sticky mess of Watermelon Bubblicious all up in her pubes and insides!!! Foul to say the least... but I still dumped for about another month. MAN she had some great pussy... definately ONLY without the gum!
One of the moments that I will be laughing about as an old man.
one time i was gettin head from my girlfried.. i guess the middle of freshmen year in high school and it hurt like a mothafucka. then i remembered she had braces (which never was a problem) but she had those rubber bands that go from the top of the braces to the ones on the bottom side, and she forgot to take em out. so i was like 'hey do you have your rubber bands in?' and she was drunk and knew she fucked up and shes one of those emotional drunks and started crying.
ME AND MY WHITE HOMIE AND SOME
HOMEBOYS FROM OPN ALL BANGED ON SOME BATCHES LIKE 4 ON 2 (some freaky bitches) IT WAS AT MY SPOT MY WHITE HOMIE WAS HAVIN TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES SO I TOLD ONE OF THE BITCHES TO HANG IN THERE , SO ANYWAY WE WERE BENT BEFORE WE DID THE DAMN THING SO I GO TO SLEEP . I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND (heres the gross part) MY WHITE HOMIE IS IN BED WITH ONE OF THE BITCHES STILL . IM MAKIN HAND MOTIONS LIKE RAISE THAT BITCH UP . I CLOWN HIM 24/7 NOW CAUSE THEY WERE CUDDLED UP AND THE BROAD MUSTA HAD 4 DICKS IN HERE MOUTH THAT NIGHT HE WAS SMELLING DICKBREATH ALL NIGHT :dead:
HOMEBOYS FROM OPN ALL BANGED ON SOME BATCHES LIKE 4 ON 2 (some freaky bitches) IT WAS AT MY SPOT MY WHITE HOMIE WAS HAVIN TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES SO I TOLD ONE OF THE BITCHES TO HANG IN THERE , SO ANYWAY WE WERE BENT BEFORE WE DID THE DAMN THING SO I GO TO SLEEP . I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND (heres the gross part) MY WHITE HOMIE IS IN BED WITH ONE OF THE BITCHES STILL . IM MAKIN HAND MOTIONS LIKE RAISE THAT BITCH UP . I CLOWN HIM 24/7 NOW CAUSE THEY WERE CUDDLED UP AND THE BROAD MUSTA HAD 4 DICKS IN HERE MOUTH THAT NIGHT HE WAS SMELLING DICKBREATH ALL NIGHT :dead:
Re: ME AND MY WHITE HOMIE AND SOME
EWWWWW MR. HOGG(<<YOU LIKE THAT) SOUNDS PRETTY NASTY..SHOULDA KICKED THE HOES OUT AS SOON AS YALL WAS DONE
HOGGLIFE said:
HOMEBOYS FROM OPN ALL BANGED ON SOME BATCHES LIKE 4 ON 2 (some freaky bitches) IT WAS AT MY SPOT MY WHITE HOMIE WAS HAVIN TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES SO I TOLD ONE OF THE BITCHES TO HANG IN THERE , SO ANYWAY WE WERE BENT BEFORE WE DID THE DAMN THING SO I GO TO SLEEP . I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND (heres the gross part) MY WHITE HOMIE IS IN BED WITH ONE OF THE BITCHES STILL . IM MAKIN HAND MOTIONS LIKE RAISE THAT BITCH UP . I CLOWN HIM 24/7 NOW CAUSE THEY WERE CUDDLED UP AND THE BROAD MUSTA HAD 4 DICKS IN HERE MOUTH THAT NIGHT HE WAS SMELLING DICKBREATH ALL NIGHT :dead: