What is your REAL first name?

[Evil Jesus]

mines Evil.

 

[iaoish]

dutch people suck they fucked up portugal in the world cup

Yes this is an excellent reason to hate an entire race... What kind of fucked up statement is that?! You can't compare every Dutch person with a football hooligan, we are not the English. And if it wasn't for us you'd still be a 3rd world country anyway

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

RAMBO....

I know a rambo, he hates that name and just tells every1 to call him bo.

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

NOPE.. SORRY.. WRONG ANSWER!!

My name is Beau [..pronounced Bo..] Gavin!! Moms told me my name is French!! It was tha name of her best friend throughout high schooL and when they graduated.. they promised eachutha to name eachutha's first born's afta tha utha!! I thank dat cat for havin dis name kuhz its unique!!

on a sidenote.. I met dat niggas daughter whom he named afta my moms and dat bitch was a muthafuckin freak!! met her tha first time.. exchanged numbers.. she blew my cell up.. met up three days later and poled tha shiT out tha bitch in a moteL 6 dat she paid for and i cut off contact wiT her afta daT!!

yup i like my name, gavin is unique...
good story mane, im irish, german and just a tiny bit of french blood...

 

[DCKingPin]

Yes this is an excellent reason to hate an entire race... What kind of fucked up statement is that?! You can't compare every Dutch person with a football hooligan, we are not the English. And if it wasn't for us you'd still be a 3rd world country anyway

Foreal, Someone sucks because they're better?
Oxymoron

 

[Jar]

Jared

 

[imported_jay_jay]

jay jay

is that really ur name??

 

[Dana Dane]

Someone from the Siccness recently had a son and named him Gavin. I LOOOOOVE that name.

 

[WayCide-Ridah]

is that really ur name??

naw, my first name is the same as my last name...so instead of saying out my whole name, foo'z call me jay jay...sounds weird but hey, i didn't get to choose my name

 

[TLALOC]

I'll help...........we'll see who steps in and claims these names.

Matthew
Ryan
Cory
Anthony

thats all I can remember


Mine is Harold.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Robert, go by Rob

 

[Defy]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

anyone say lil dan yet?

 

[Jake]

this thread contains some of the corniest,most unoriginal attempts at jokes i have seen in a long time

 

[Nuttkase]

this thread contains some of the corniest,most unoriginal attempts at jokes i have seen in a long time

I'm heartbroken you didn't like my Bartholomew joke.

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

JayONE Yola.

 

[Hyfeeboy]

SUP BIG MIKE?


for some reason, its allways funny to me when I get the chance to say that.

lmaoooo i laughed when i said the name to myself , and you know i had to do it in a deep voice , ha

 

[KINGBLOCKER]

HUMBERTO DE LA ROACHA

 

[imported_jay_jay]

^I have an aunt named Marisa, but we all call her Risa. my mom's name is Doralynn and one of my cousins couldn't pronounce it all as a child, so she would just say "Do-wa" and it hella stuck.

yeah people call me Rissa tooo...

 

[Gueroloco]

welcome to my joke on like the 3rd page or something.


dude.......

SMH - i cant belive how unoriginal my joke was....... everybody wanna claim it now......


& LOL @ this kid saying "naw just kiddin" like we really were fooled into thinking that was his real name.

HAHAHA Kid!!! Good one dude.... Just to let you know homie I didn't skim thru to read your reply on page 3 or whatever you're blabbering about, I just reply to the question. To be technical about it I got kids that call me "Daddy" so don't trip off what I type! Lmao This dude making it seem like he invented or coin phrased the word daddy.........:eyecross: