what do you call a fat chinese person?????
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What's the difference between dog shit and niggers? When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers.
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.
Why do niggers cry during sex? The Mace.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
Why don't niggers take aspirin? They refuse to pick the cotton out.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas? Your bike.
What's a niggers idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."
Why do spics drive low-riders? So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
What is a nigger on a bike? Thief.
What's long and black and smells like shit? The welfare line.
What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean? Good start.
What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life? First grade.
How was break dancing invented? Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers.
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.
Why do niggers cry during sex? The Mace.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
Why don't niggers take aspirin? They refuse to pick the cotton out.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas? Your bike.
What's a niggers idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."
Why do spics drive low-riders? So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
What is a nigger on a bike? Thief.
What's long and black and smells like shit? The welfare line.
What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean? Good start.
What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life? First grade.
How was break dancing invented? Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
How do you blindfold a chink? Dental floss.
How do chinks name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs.
What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's Day.
When does a Black man turn into a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room.
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education? Nigger.
There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving? The cop.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He doesn't know he's black.
Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes? California got first pick.
Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels? So they can drive handcuffed.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only one in a million actually work.
Why do police dogs lick their ass? To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.
Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet? I.D.
Did you hear about the new Black Barbie? It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What do you say to a black man in uniform? "I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."
Why do niggers call white people "honkies"? That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.
What do you do if you run over a nigger? Reverse.
What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common? They're both niggers.
Why did so many nigger soldiers get killed in Vietnam? Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the niggers would jump up and start dancing.
How do chinks name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs.
What's the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's Day.
When does a Black man turn into a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room.
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education? Nigger.
There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving? The cop.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He doesn't know he's black.
Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes? California got first pick.
Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels? So they can drive handcuffed.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only one in a million actually work.
Why do police dogs lick their ass? To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.
Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet? I.D.
Did you hear about the new Black Barbie? It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What do you say to a black man in uniform? "I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."
Why do niggers call white people "honkies"? That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.
What do you do if you run over a nigger? Reverse.
What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common? They're both niggers.
Why did so many nigger soldiers get killed in Vietnam? Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the niggers would jump up and start dancing.
Did you hear about Ku Klux Knieval? He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
What do you do if you see a nigger with half a head? Stop laughing and reload.
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
Whats blue and hangs in my front yard? My nigger, I can paint him whatever color I want.
What's a crying shame? When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.
What does N.A.A.C.P stand for? Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
What do a nigger and an apple have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree.
How does a black woman fight crime? She has an abortion.
What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night? "Drop it nigger."
What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit on his face.
Why don't niggers like blowjobs? They don't like any jobs.
What do you call a nigger priest? Holy shit.
Why do niggers always have sex on their mind? Because they've got pubic hair on their head!
Why don't mexicans have any Olympic teams? Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, or swim have already left the country.
What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus? I don't know but it sure can pick lettuce.
What are three things you can't give a nigger? A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
What do you do if you see a nigger with half a head? Stop laughing and reload.
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
Whats blue and hangs in my front yard? My nigger, I can paint him whatever color I want.
What's a crying shame? When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.
What does N.A.A.C.P stand for? Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
What do a nigger and an apple have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree.
How does a black woman fight crime? She has an abortion.
What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night? "Drop it nigger."
What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit on his face.
Why don't niggers like blowjobs? They don't like any jobs.
What do you call a nigger priest? Holy shit.
Why do niggers always have sex on their mind? Because they've got pubic hair on their head!
Why don't mexicans have any Olympic teams? Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, or swim have already left the country.
What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus? I don't know but it sure can pick lettuce.
What are three things you can't give a nigger? A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
What do you call 9 mexicans in front of your house? A spicket fence.
Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No? The future looks pretty good!
What do you call 50 niggers burried up to their necks in dirt? Afro-turf.
Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving? KFC isn't open on holidays.
Why do niggers like basket ball? It involves running, shooting and stealing.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? He heard boys' pants were half-off.
How do you blind a Chink? You put a windshield in front of him.
Did you hear about the nigger who had a heart attack on Halloween? Somebody came dressed as a job.
What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 15? Gifted.
What's the first thing taught in a ghetto driving school? How to unlock a car with a coat hanger.
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip.
What do you call a nigger having sex? Rape.
What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation? Can I help you pack your shit?
Whats the object of Jewish football? To get the quarter back.
Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years? They heard that someone dropped a quarter
What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
Why are niggers getting stronger? T.V.s are getting bigger!
What happened to the nigger who had an abortion? Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!
What do Nikes and the KKK have in common? They both make niggers run fast!
A nigger walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?" The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back.
Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No? The future looks pretty good!
What do you call 50 niggers burried up to their necks in dirt? Afro-turf.
Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving? KFC isn't open on holidays.
Why do niggers like basket ball? It involves running, shooting and stealing.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? He heard boys' pants were half-off.
How do you blind a Chink? You put a windshield in front of him.
Did you hear about the nigger who had a heart attack on Halloween? Somebody came dressed as a job.
What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 15? Gifted.
What's the first thing taught in a ghetto driving school? How to unlock a car with a coat hanger.
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip.
What do you call a nigger having sex? Rape.
What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation? Can I help you pack your shit?
Whats the object of Jewish football? To get the quarter back.
Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years? They heard that someone dropped a quarter
What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
Why are niggers getting stronger? T.V.s are getting bigger!
What happened to the nigger who had an abortion? Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!
What do Nikes and the KKK have in common? They both make niggers run fast!
A nigger walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?" The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back.
Why was the nigger with diarrea freaking out? He thought he was melting!
Why do niggers and spics always have nice clothes, jewelry and cars but still live in shitty houses? They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and screams... "Do what you black men do best!". The nigger grabs the TV and runs!
What's a black mans fortune cookie? A peice of cornbread with a food stamp in the middle!
Why are all the niggers fast runners? All the slow ones are in jail.
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. I had to shoot him before he stole everything.
Why don't niggers dream? The last one to have a dream got shot.
What did the spic say when his home fell on him? Get off me holmes!!
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!
Why do white people go to a black man's garage sale? To get their stuff back
Whats the difference between a pot of lobsters and a group of Japanese tourists who've just been run over by a steamroller? Theres no difference, theyre all crustaceans(crushed Asians)
What's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"? A Chinese prostitute
If you spin an oriental person around 10 times he becomes disoriented.
Why do niggers and spics always have nice clothes, jewelry and cars but still live in shitty houses? They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and screams... "Do what you black men do best!". The nigger grabs the TV and runs!
What's a black mans fortune cookie? A peice of cornbread with a food stamp in the middle!
Why are all the niggers fast runners? All the slow ones are in jail.
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. I had to shoot him before he stole everything.
Why don't niggers dream? The last one to have a dream got shot.
What did the spic say when his home fell on him? Get off me holmes!!
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!
Why do white people go to a black man's garage sale? To get their stuff back
Whats the difference between a pot of lobsters and a group of Japanese tourists who've just been run over by a steamroller? Theres no difference, theyre all crustaceans(crushed Asians)
What's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"? A Chinese prostitute
If you spin an oriental person around 10 times he becomes disoriented.
