What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on little crackers.
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Jesus walks into a motel and puts 3 nails on the counter and asks the clerk, "could you put me up for the night?"
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So a Jewish son goes to his Jewish father and says, "Dad, I need fifty bucks." His father replies, "Forty bucks! What the hell do you need thirty dollars for?"
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How long does it take for white women to take a shit???
9 months