Well, i saw Crazie Locs suck his own dick

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Crazy Locs aka Jimmy aka the Real Yukmouth.

We all knew he was crazy and there was something wrong with dude, but did not know he was recycling his man-made mayonaise.

There is no way to ever justify sucking your own dick, video taping it and trying to convince people you aint gay....

"THe struggle is real for Crazy Locs, a young aspiring rapper from the streets of San Jose. After many years of practicing his secret talent, it was clear that he was never going to get his big break in the business. Recently a string of videos surfaced that exposed the young artist's new venture in entertainment. Jimmy Dong, also know as Crazy Locs, has made it very clear he doesn't need anyone to make his dreams cum true, and he has solidified his position as a real independent artist. His recent releases show his new solo act that he has taken to the next level....No featured artists were included in the project recently discovered and jimmy has made it clear that he is his own man and needs no one to help him blow up in be he game.

We recently caught up with Locs as he was planning his speech at the AVN awards in Las Vegas and he had a mouthful to say

"Knawsaying tho, fa real doe, Locs don't need no one to cum up in this game...I made nyself come this far and I swallowed my pride and a whole lot mo...fa show doe.
Deep inside I know that I don't need nobody to jerk me around with bullshit record deals,fa real doe... all I need is the game I spit, all up in my own grill. I shoot from the hip with every chance and don't stop till the job is done. I've left my mark all over the place , can't nobody fuck with Locs knawsaying tho. I don't need no shady ass bitches to bust a hot one on a track...so y'all need take soak up what I'm sploogin cause it's fa real doe...fuck all the haters that with they could do what I do...Split Spit was something I been working on since I was 12...and now the Gangsta Gulp is my new finishing move"

Locs recently fired his agent and publicist, his acting coach, his sensei, and killed his dog and ate him
.. and he disowned his mama for not keeping it treal.

Locs was last seen on YouPorn just prior to being found dead in his closest, the coroner ruled the death as a suicide by auto erotic asphyxiation, a set of nunchucks were found lodged deep in his anal cavity, along with 2 beanie baby dolls and $3.25 in dimes

Mama Locs did not respond to our request for an interview...but did leave a comment on her sons video.

" you huwwy up and die...I feel sowwy to be your mudda"
 
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Well those porn videos i been doing for my women dudes watching must be gay for reals tjough.crazie locs been a rapper pornstar and now he puts all things on his training so im going all around the kim khardashian of rap in my own way and no its not bad at all that i could suck my own dick thats like saying its bad yall touching your dick just maje sure your mouth is to urself or around their women always keep it real theirs always gone be haters.and if u want the meaning of respect kiss a woman on their hand who cares how they look respect dont look at it like u trying to holla but respect..they use to be open minded with them women the modern days.with a dude showing that way to other their homies use to be like that also with each other in the modern days but now theyll go is u gay give me a pat on the back is good enough.and if a dude gd up u letting him know u aint trying to get at them buy respectand the meaning of mentality respect i gotta tell my thugs keep pushing.and to my women keeo smiling.to anybody got kids let them get their education everybody god bless.crazie locs
 
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I came on here cause someone gace locs a lil holler as i strive to be better evaborating with everything my porn was having for hits than the tube now youtuve as i do my boxiing
 
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I do what people love and what i can manage on its the women was watching the porn though where the hits was on things as i give it up for tgem women in my pirn niw as i train i give it up for everybody dibt stop pushing im doing whats good for ne abd what wverybidy loves
 
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Well those porn videos i been doing for my women dudes watching must be gay for reals tjough.crazie locs been a rapper pornstar and now he puts all things on his training so im going all around the kim khardashian of rap in my own way and no its not bad at all that i could suck my own dick thats like saying its bad yall touching your dick just maje sure your mouth is to urself and them women always keep it real theirs always gone be haters.and if u want the meaning of respect kiss a woman on their hand who cares how they look respect.they use to be open minded lwith them women the modern days.with a dude showing that proper to other their homies use to be like that also with each other in the modern days but now theyll go is u gay give me a pat on the back is good enough.and the meaning of mentality respect i gotta tell my thugs keep pushing.and to my women keeo smiling.to anybody got kids let them get their education everybody god bless.crazie locs
got my trix decoder ring out and dude just said hes a fag and its ok.
 
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Always gotta remember to be humble when u been rhrough alot u gotta speak your mind ecen if u get a lil aggressive u just trying to psychogise with thungs as u handle urself part of humble is wise and people that know u will understand u trying ti get by
 
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The porn was just fir my women the rap whatever topic im going through im spitting and training is giving yall motivation and telling off haters its just pure entertainment reality tv and sparring with whoever having fun its a reality tv of locs with motivation cause he humble keeping it real with everything through the rollercoaster
 
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Im just saying my personality is humble and i dont gice a fuck what anybody say a i wouldnt put it on tge bet if it was a real bad thing thing is that u wondering about a mans big dick that is for them womeb keeping it real hate it or loce it one day i will maje a sex tape too fuck it like kim khardashiab than if my wimen say crazie locs too crazy but hes decent looking we will buy it just cause its on a big screen
 
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All these dudes wonder criticise crazie locs cause he can do the impossuble from porn to hus motivation with training they use to hate on my flows wgen they see me get lots of hits now i do other things and they criticise but im still winning as i push i got too much heart more than alot to where anything i do i can be the best if stay persistant a done right like with training eating right sleeping good.with the porb doin it it and dont stop all in the camera then women go damn he crazy in a great way lol
 
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