Crazy Locs aka Jimmy aka the Real Yukmouth.
We all knew he was crazy and there was something wrong with dude, but did not know he was recycling his man-made mayonaise.
There is no way to ever justify sucking your own dick, video taping it and trying to convince people you aint gay....
"THe struggle is real for Crazy Locs, a young aspiring rapper from the streets of San Jose. After many years of practicing his secret talent, it was clear that he was never going to get his big break in the business. Recently a string of videos surfaced that exposed the young artist's new venture in entertainment. Jimmy Dong, also know as Crazy Locs, has made it very clear he doesn't need anyone to make his dreams cum true, and he has solidified his position as a real independent artist. His recent releases show his new solo act that he has taken to the next level....No featured artists were included in the project recently discovered and jimmy has made it clear that he is his own man and needs no one to help him blow up in be he game.
We recently caught up with Locs as he was planning his speech at the AVN awards in Las Vegas and he had a mouthful to say
"Knawsaying tho, fa real doe, Locs don't need no one to cum up in this game...I made nyself come this far and I swallowed my pride and a whole lot mo...fa show doe.
Deep inside I know that I don't need nobody to jerk me around with bullshit record deals,fa real doe... all I need is the game I spit, all up in my own grill. I shoot from the hip with every chance and don't stop till the job is done. I've left my mark all over the place , can't nobody fuck with Locs knawsaying tho. I don't need no shady ass bitches to bust a hot one on a track...so y'all need take soak up what I'm sploogin cause it's fa real doe...fuck all the haters that with they could do what I do...Split Spit was something I been working on since I was 12...and now the Gangsta Gulp is my new finishing move"
Locs recently fired his agent and publicist, his acting coach, his sensei, and killed his dog and ate him
.. and he disowned his mama for not keeping it treal.
Locs was last seen on YouPorn just prior to being found dead in his closest, the coroner ruled the death as a suicide by auto erotic asphyxiation, a set of nunchucks were found lodged deep in his anal cavity, along with 2 beanie baby dolls and $3.25 in dimes
Mama Locs did not respond to our request for an interview...but did leave a comment on her sons video.
" you huwwy up and die...I feel sowwy to be your mudda"