El Perv O? I just want some face play? With teh teef and teh biting and such?
I don't have your number remember? You were scared and blocked your shit when you called? So no christmas "wishes" for you. I text'ed everyone I know the last two days because I was out there doing nothing and it gets boring. I sent Claire an awesome picture I think of the great night I was having. Bad sport cuz she doesn't like me though, but oh well.
Penis? Only thing that comes out of their mouth? Look how wide open you left that one? I'll never have anything to say about 'penis' on the phone. Just thinking of the word to me is a step towards homosexuality. No thank you.
I spent Christmas Eve telling this girl from home that I'd finger her while she sat on a block of ice in like a large freezer/cold climate. She was not key to the idea and instead wants to play vampire in the dark.
Time to leave for Downtown for peep game.