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rosecityplaya
Dec 9, 2005
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Step one break the fuckin window with a sparkplug

step two steal all the shit out the car

step 3 get away without getting shot

step four get your paper so you aint gotta prowl cars no more
 

Gas One

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MAN THAT'S THE FUNNIEST SHIT RIGHT THERE! WHY AND WHO'S IDEA WAS TO MAKE CATS TALK LIKE THAT?! HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I CAN HAS CHEEZ BURGER?
Lolcat

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A Lolcat image depicting a cat in an iMac


A lolcat is an image combining a photograph, most frequently of a cat, with a humorous and idiosyncratic caption in (often) broken English—a dialect which is known as “lolspeak,” ”kitteh,” or “kitty pidgin” and which parodies the poor grammar typically attributed to Internet slang. The name "lolcat" is a compound word of the words "LOL" and "cat".[1] A synonym for "lolcat" is cat macro, since the images are a type of image macro.[2] Lolcats are designed for photo sharing imageboards and other internet forums. The term lolcat gained national media attention in the United States when it was covered by Time,[3] which wrote that non-commercialized phenomena of the sort are increasingly rare, stating that lolcats have "a distinctly old-school, early 1990s, Usenet feel to [them]."
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A lolcat image using the "I'm in ur..." format.


These images usually consist of a photo of a cat with a large caption characteristically set in a sans serif font such as Impact or Arial Black.[4] The image is, on occasion, digitally edited for effect. The caption generally acts as a speech balloon encompassing a comment from the cat, or as a description of the depicted scene. The caption is intentionally written with deviations from standard English spelling and syntax,[4] featuring "strangely-conjugated verbs, but a tendency to converge to a new set of rules in spelling and grammar."[5][4][6] The text parodies the grammar-poor patois stereotypically attributed to Internet slang. Frequently, lolcat captions take the form of phrasal templates.[6] Some phrases have a known source (usually a well-known Internet meme, such as All your base are belong to us or Do not want), while others seem to be specific to the lolcat form.[original research?] There are parallels between the language used in lolcats and baby talk, which some owners of cats often use when talking to them.[7] The superimposed text is usually assumed to be uttered by the cat in the photograph.
Common themes include jokes of the form "Im in ur noun, verb-ing ur related noun."[8] Many lolcat images capture cats performing characteristically human actions or using modern technology, such as computers.[original research?]
There are several well-known lolcat images and single-word captions that have spawned many variations and imitations, including "Ceiling Cat" (see below). Others include "Fail"[9] and "I Can Has Cheezburger."[citation needed]

History


1905 cat postcard by Harry Whittier Frees


Images portraying cats and other animals in human-like situations with captions date as far back as the early 20th century, when a photographer named Harry Whittier Frees published novelty postcards and children's books with such images of animals dressed in human clothing.[10][11]
The lolcats resurfaced as an internet meme from the anonymous imageboard 4chan sometime around 2005.[12][13][14] The word "lolcat" is attested as early as June 2006, and the domain name "lolcats.com" was registered on June 14, 2006.[15] Their popularity was spread through usage on forums such as Something Awful.[16] The News Journal states that "some trace the lolcats back to the site 4chan, which features bizarre cat pictures on Saturdays, or 'Caturdays'." Ikenburg adds that the images have been "slinking around the Internet for years under various labels, but they didn't become a sensation until early 2007 with the advent of I Can Has Cheezburger?"[17] The first image on "I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?" was posted on January 11, 2007 and was allegedly from the Something Awful website."[18][19] Lev Grossman of Time wrote that the oldest known example "probably dates to 2006",[20] but later corrected himself in a blog post[21] where he recapitulated the anecdotal evidence readers had sent him, placing the origin of "Caturday" and many of the images now known by a few as "lolcats" in early 2005. The domain name "caturday.com" was registered on April 30, 2005.

Offshoots and parodies



Ceiling cat

"Ceiling Cat" is a character spawned by the meme. The original image was an image macro with a picture of a cat looking out of a hole in a ceiling, captioned "Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate." There followed numerous image macros with the format "Ceiling Cat is watching you [verb ending in/rhyming with -ate]" with Ceiling Cat superimposed in the upper left hand corner of an image macro depicting the appropriate action. The character is also featured in a project to translate the Bible to lolspeak. "Ceiling Cat" and the corresponding "Basement Cat" have been said to represent God and Satan in the lolcat universe.[23][24][25]
 
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Use a glass cutter. If its an old school it wont have tempered glass windows.

Also side panel windows are gold. Less noise, easy shatter.

If you wanna just grab a carpet remnant, use a large object and break it.