THE THEFT THREAD! HOW TO GANK?

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Apr 23, 2006
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do you know him? just steal his keys

if not then if theres no alarm use a coat hanger to pull up the lock and dont waste time disconnectin shit just rip it the fuck out and go

if its got an alarm then wait till he goes to the movies or something and get it in a parking lot... most people are too busy with there on shit to bother noticing shit like a robbery and if people hear a car alarm in a parking lot they usually just get annoyed

either way use 2 layers of latex gloves because even if your prints arent on file they can link you later on if you ever get caught for anything

get it done and merry christmas
 
Feb 1, 2006
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#43
seriously i dont believe in stealing another man/woman's shit because to me it means your not grown enough to afford your own shit and its pathetic. but i know people that do it all day and honestly if ur guna do it just get a pistol and rob a nigga. fuck the bullshit.
 

Chree

Medicated
Dec 7, 2005
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Take a spark plug, use a hammer and smash it, take the white pieces and throw them right at the middle of the window, it pops em with hella little sound, get up in their, and take their shit, but 1st check the doors, sometimes fools slip lol, like this fool in visalia with a white caddy, he had some 12s, a deck 2 amps in his car, and i was drunk 1 day, walked by and grabbed the door handle and that shit opened, so i took the stereo out hella quick popped the trunk, grabbed the speaker box and amp, and took em off in the cuts and threw em in my car, fool had a half ounce of dank in his center console too, i took that shit lol





Illl go to SD and do it for u, for a HAD and BRownie MAck autographed shirt

 
Sep 16, 2008
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#48
Yo bro find a pretty strong BB gun. Blow out the drivers side window with that shit. Its probably the quietest way to break the window. Unlock the doors, n go to town. You can probably pull out the radio by hand, but its easier to use sumn, like a butterknife. Pop the trunk n grab n run. You said youd wanna do it solo, but you should probably have someone watching out. While you in there, grab whatever you can. People leave credit cards and wallets in the car all the time. I used to do this shit when I was younger n stupid. I stopped when my boys got popped with 17 felonys, cuz they charged them for every break in around there.
 
May 27, 2008
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I creep up in my Brougham, ski mask on my dome, leather killin gloves wrapped tight around the chrome... Then I gank for mad cakes, that's just how it is on the garden blocc

nonfucktion just listen to rbl's "I GOT MY 9" it will explain everything u need to know just be bout it bout it
 
Aug 9, 2002
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maine your not "bout it bout it" if you aint dun kick doe. Your not a pimp, hustla, d bwoy or anything that would let you claim your bout it bout it
Come on now bruh. U don't know me like that to say what im not. I have hustled, pimped 20 toes back in the day, sold weed and all that bullshit. I still hustle now but ma grind is legal. Everybody on the sicc is a hustler if they workin hard to take care of bidness and family members so cut the crap mayne. Don't let the wigs and funny sigs fool u. Just like I don't know u or your background to talk shit so i don't and won't. Smell ur top lip cause u talkin bullshit!
 
Mar 26, 2006
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JUST STEAL THE WHOLE FUCKING CAR BRO WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE CUNT TAKE THE SHIT OUT AND PISS IN THE INTERIOR AND CHUCK A SHIT ON THE DRIVER SEAT AHAHAHAHAHA FUCK THE CUNT
 
Dec 11, 2008
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if you was really Bout it Bout it you would wait to catch the nigga slippin car jack him then ride off to the cuts and take what you want just leave the car abandoned no need to break shit or be up at crackhead hours.
 
Aug 9, 2002
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JUST STEAL THE WHOLE FUCKING CAR BRO WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE CUNT TAKE THE SHIT OUT AND PISS IN THE INTERIOR AND CHUCK A SHIT ON THE DRIVER SEAT AHAHAHAHAHA FUCK THE CUNT
HAHAAAAAAAAAAA! FUCK THAT! STICK MA DICK IN THE GAS TANK AND HAVE SEX WIT THE CAR. NUT AND PISS IN THE GAS TANK AND THEN LEAVE A DEAR JOHN LETTER ON THE WINDSHIELD LIKE A COP LEAVES A TICKET. AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LETTER LEAVE.......

SINCERELY,

BROWNIE MACK
XOXOXO

P.S

H.A.D HELD ME AT GUN POINT AND MADE ME DO IT DOGGYSTYLE! THAT'S WHY HE CHASES CARS!