The ol' jacking off in the water bottle story
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SANTA ANA -- An Orange County man accused of ejaculating into his female co-worker's water bottle on two separate occasions pleaded not guilty to the charges Tuesday.
Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, of Fullerton, is charged with six misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.
The victim, identified only as Jane Doe in court, did not speak publicly but appeared with her lawyer, Gloria Allred.
The incident happened on January 14, 2010, at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, according to the Orange County District Attorney's office.
Investigators say Lallana entered the victim's office and deposited his semen into a water bottle that was on his co-worker's desk.
The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which she drank when she returned to her office.
The victim, who was unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say.
Three months later, the victim and six other employees, including the defendant, were transferred to the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company's Orange branch. That's where a second incident occurred, according to officials.
On April 9, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting the same victim by depositing his ejaculation into another water bottle that the victim left on her desk. The victim took a sip from the bottle, then felt sick. She decided to send the specimen to a private lab to be tested.
The lab contacted her and told her the water bottle contained semen, police said.
The victim then notified the Orange Police Department .
DNA tests confirmed the semen belonged to Lallana. He was arrested at his Fullerton home by officers with the Orange Police Department.
"No woman should have to be victimized in the way that this victim has been,'' Allred said.
Allred added that her client is ready to testify against her former co-worker.
A pre-trial hearing is scheduled for Oct. 14 in Santa Ana.
Lallana is free on $500 bail. He has been ordered by the court to stay away from the victim.
If convicted, Lallana faces a minimum of three months to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex-offender registration.
SANTA ANA -- An Orange County man accused of ejaculating into his female co-worker's water bottle on two separate occasions pleaded not guilty to the charges Tuesday.
Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, of Fullerton, is charged with six misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.
The victim, identified only as Jane Doe in court, did not speak publicly but appeared with her lawyer, Gloria Allred.
The incident happened on January 14, 2010, at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, according to the Orange County District Attorney's office.
Investigators say Lallana entered the victim's office and deposited his semen into a water bottle that was on his co-worker's desk.
The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which she drank when she returned to her office.
The victim, who was unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say.
Three months later, the victim and six other employees, including the defendant, were transferred to the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company's Orange branch. That's where a second incident occurred, according to officials.
On April 9, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting the same victim by depositing his ejaculation into another water bottle that the victim left on her desk. The victim took a sip from the bottle, then felt sick. She decided to send the specimen to a private lab to be tested.
The lab contacted her and told her the water bottle contained semen, police said.
The victim then notified the Orange Police Department .
DNA tests confirmed the semen belonged to Lallana. He was arrested at his Fullerton home by officers with the Orange Police Department.
"No woman should have to be victimized in the way that this victim has been,'' Allred said.
Allred added that her client is ready to testify against her former co-worker.
A pre-trial hearing is scheduled for Oct. 14 in Santa Ana.
Lallana is free on $500 bail. He has been ordered by the court to stay away from the victim.
If convicted, Lallana faces a minimum of three months to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex-offender registration.
Ya right and Any person who fucks with kids on some pedofile type shit should be executed,no if or buts just str8 death
I know people who have had triple decade sentences for sellin a few ounces of crack while in the same court wid the same judge a pedo and active sex offender was sentenced to just 6yrs...how does dat shit work
I know people who have had triple decade sentences for sellin a few ounces of crack while in the same court wid the same judge a pedo and active sex offender was sentenced to just 6yrs...how does dat shit work
I know a guy who was 18, messin with a 17 year old. Her dad got mad over something drug related, and instead of handling it like a man, he decided to turn ol boy in for sleeping with his daughter, even though the dude had been sleepin with ol girl for 4 years and the dad was FIIIINE with it as long as dude was providing the dad with crack. Now he can't live within 2000 feet of a school. That shit is fuckin crazy.
judicial system is faulty as fuck
i was facin 3-5 wit a strike in prison for my first offense
and after i pleaded no contest so i wouldnt face prison time + dealin wit a strike, the accuser recanted and was arrested for filing a false police report
but i still spent time in, and paid restitution...fucked up
(wasnt a sex offense but the system is fucked all around)
i was facin 3-5 wit a strike in prison for my first offense
and after i pleaded no contest so i wouldnt face prison time + dealin wit a strike, the accuser recanted and was arrested for filing a false police report
but i still spent time in, and paid restitution...fucked up
(wasnt a sex offense but the system is fucked all around)
my homie got this neighbor who was with this girl for years like danas story. once he was 18 and the girl was 17 the parents went on some foul shit called the cops and he got busted as a sex offender. fast forward about 25 years.
their married. christmas must be akward as fuck for them shit head parents
their married. christmas must be akward as fuck for them shit head parents
SANTA ANA (KTLA) -- A man accused of ejaculating twice into a co-worker's drinking water is scheduled to appear in court Friday to face sentencing for assault and battery.
Michael Kevin Lallana "felt that was as close as he could get" to the 29-year-old executive assistant, said Deputy District Attorney Brock Zimmon.
"He did it for the purpose of sexual gratification."
The 32-year old from Fullerton admitted that he ejaculated into an "attractive" co-worker's water bottle because "her lips had touched it," but told detectives he never thought she would drink it.
He faces a maximum sentence of one year in jail and sex offender registration.
He was charged in February with six misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.
Lallana's attorney Eduardo Madrid argued against the charged of misdemeanor assault and battery.
"There was no application of force," Madrid contended.
"It doesn't make any sense. How could there be an assault? (The co-worker) wasn't even there."
The incident happened on January 14, 2010, at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, according to the Orange County District Attorney's office.
Investigators say Lallana entered the victim's office and deposited his semen into a water bottle that was on his co-worker's desk.
The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which she drank when she returned to her office.
The victim, who was unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say.
Three months later, the victim and six other employees, including the defendant, were transferred to the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company's Orange branch. That's where a second incident occurred, according to officials.
On April 9, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting the same victim by depositing his ejaculation into another water bottle that the victim left on her desk. The victim took a sip from the bottle, then felt sick. She decided to send the specimen to a private lab to be tested.
The lab contacted her and told her the water bottle contained semen, police said.
The victim then notified the Orange Police Department .
DNA tests confirmed the semen belonged to Lallana.
Michael Kevin Lallana "felt that was as close as he could get" to the 29-year-old executive assistant, said Deputy District Attorney Brock Zimmon.
"He did it for the purpose of sexual gratification."
The 32-year old from Fullerton admitted that he ejaculated into an "attractive" co-worker's water bottle because "her lips had touched it," but told detectives he never thought she would drink it.
He faces a maximum sentence of one year in jail and sex offender registration.
He was charged in February with six misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.
Lallana's attorney Eduardo Madrid argued against the charged of misdemeanor assault and battery.
"There was no application of force," Madrid contended.
"It doesn't make any sense. How could there be an assault? (The co-worker) wasn't even there."
The incident happened on January 14, 2010, at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, according to the Orange County District Attorney's office.
Investigators say Lallana entered the victim's office and deposited his semen into a water bottle that was on his co-worker's desk.
The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which she drank when she returned to her office.
The victim, who was unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say.
Three months later, the victim and six other employees, including the defendant, were transferred to the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company's Orange branch. That's where a second incident occurred, according to officials.
On April 9, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting the same victim by depositing his ejaculation into another water bottle that the victim left on her desk. The victim took a sip from the bottle, then felt sick. She decided to send the specimen to a private lab to be tested.
The lab contacted her and told her the water bottle contained semen, police said.
The victim then notified the Orange Police Department .
DNA tests confirmed the semen belonged to Lallana.
