The ol' jacking off in the water bottle story

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SANTA ANA -- An Orange County man was arrested Tuesday morning, accused of ejaculating into his female co-worker's water bottle on two separate occasions.

Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, of Fullerton, is charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.

If convicted, he faces three months to three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration.

Lallana was released on $500 bail and is set to be arraigned September 14, 2010 in Santa Ana.

The incident happened on January 14, 2010, at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, according to the Orange County District Attorney's office.

Investigators say Lallana entered the victim's office and deposited his semen into a water bottle that was on his co-worker's desk.

The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which she drank when she returned to her office.

The unidentified victim, who ws unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the contaminated water. She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say.

Three months later, the victim and six other employees, including the defendant, were transferred to the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company's Orange branch. That's where a second incident occurred, according to officials.

On April 9, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting the same victim by depositing his ejaculation into another water bottle that the victim left on her desk. The victim took a sip from the bottle, felt sick. She decided to send the specimen to a private lab to be tested.

The lab contacted her and told her the water bottle contained semen, police said.

The victim then notified the Orange Police Department .

DNA tests confirmed the semen belonged to Lallana. He was arrested at his Fullerton home by officers with the Orange Police Department.
NUFF SAID.....

NAS (NATIVE AMERICAN SHIT)
 

Dana Dane

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HOW DOES JACKING OFF AND BUSTING IN A BOTTLE,MAKE U PROBABLY ELIGIBLE TO HAVE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER?!,...HE DIDNT EVEN TOUCH THE BIATCH!, I DONT AGREE WITH THAT PART BUT WUT HE DID WUZ PRETTY DISGUSTING THO,..SICK FUCKER!
Sex Offender Registry laws are all fucked up. Don't get me started.
 

Legman

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lol @ "sample of ball milk", you a fool

first thing i thought of when i saw this thread was...

asian guy

does that make me racist?
 

FDS

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HOW DOES JACKING OFF AND BUSTING IN A BOTTLE,MAKE U PROBABLY ELIGIBLE TO HAVE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER?!,...HE DIDNT EVEN TOUCH THE BIATCH!, I DONT AGREE WITH THAT PART BUT WUT HE DID WUZ PRETTY DISGUSTING THO,..SICK FUCKER!
lol foreal tho! i wouldnt say he was a sex offender, just a sick fuck!