Are there dudes taking the time to grow grass before they fuck that? I mean... I've got some seed I'd spread on that shit that probably grows better than the pre-packaged seeds you get in a real Chia Pet package.
I still play Power Stone, Soul Calibur II, MVC2, and Mugen (INSBDominator's Rap Edition) on a weekly basis with my co-worker. Nothing like some dank and a few hours to bash each others brains in.